It feels like an eternity has passed. She was staring at the naked me. I was ogling at her two impressive mountains. How can she maintain her balance with those things ? It is, I think one of those mysteries of the oh so grandiose universe. Even so... I feel a bit embarassed, I feel like screaming like a highschool girl facing a perverted old man. "Kya. Ecchi..." Slowly but surely I hide my little Johnny with my hands and tried to scream as realistically as possible." Kyaa I've been seen I'm never going to get a husband. Kya...ahahaha..." It probably looked really weird seeing an old man butt-naked in his late sixties holding onto his intimate parts with teary eyes in front of a one in a billion beauty.

After such a display I have expected the cruelly beautiful creature in front of me to run away from the old crazy geezer that I am but surprisingly the individual didn't move a flinch. Strangely I discovered that her eyes seem to be shining on top of that she was smiling like an idiot. I could see stars in her eyes. I suddenly feel the urge to flee like my life was at stake. I started to fall back step by step steadily while keeping an eye contact with the four legged-volumptuous-beauty. She was looking at me like I was her new toy. What was scaring me more was that a strange smile can be seen on her angelic face and holy bunnies she was drooling! The strange horse-girl was giggling "muhe..hehehe..". I need to run now and fast. I can't use my godlike power yet to teleport myself out of here. I'd need a day in heaven's time or a year here in the mortal realm to recover my administrator's right. 

I sighed. When we high heaven beings descended to a mortal realm in our original form we need time to let our power be transferred to us. Power is simply the energy and it is harder for it to travel over than our soul. Also our body can be instantaneously created once the soul came in contact with the destination it's easier because of the ingredients available on the planet filled in the air. To put it simply my enormous quantity of power need to cross the realms to come to me. This planet doesn't have enough of what you would call life force, chi, qi, mana to supply me. 

Anyway, aside from the boring cliché explanation I need to figure out something to deal with this situation. I don't know what she wants with me or what's her problem with old naked men but this is becoming scary as hell. I'm not mentally prepared for this. 

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

I fell after a few steps. Butt-forward into a rock. *Thud* Something has been torn. I can see my body from above. And then, it's pitch black. 

"is..er?..mis..mister?"

An angel? My good Alora? What is this feeling of dread? Ughh it's painful. I opened my eyes to discover a tail... Swaying left and right. My body is on something that has been moving me for a while. 

"Oh mister you are awake. I am sorry if I have scared you back there." Said the angel sounding voice.

I glare at the tail. Wondering how it can speak. And what's with this angelic voice?! After pondering for a few seconds I accepted the fact that anything is possible and it shall be. "No it is not your fault miss tail back then I was facing a demonic and ferocious predator I tried to flee but ended up hurting myself accidentally you saved me here don't apologize it'll make me feel bad" Yep don't judge the book by its cover. 

Miss tail stopped her swaying. "M-mister! I am not a demonic predator and I don't eat people! " Almost as if crying it out loud she continues. "I-I just met for the first time a human and you think of me as if I'm a monster huuuuu misthtaa ishh meann ahhhehhnn mommy was right humans are despicableee ehnnn"

Turning my head to the source of the cries I met the back of a young woman with her long silky wavy hair. 

Feeling my gaze she turned around. She was crying profusely. It was Tsunami. Looking closely she was godly. What am I saying she is divine. And this innocence! This feeling that I am getting. It is MOE! Holy carrots! She makes me want to protect her. To pet her. I want her to call me papa. Such a cute girl ahhh. So puuure. I'd never ever let anyone touch her or look at her badly in this life. There there calm down you old geezer Yanko. Yanko the right hand of God. Control yourself. 

"Euh.. Missy I didn't mean it. I'm sorry, really. As an apology I'm willing to be your friend. What's your name?" I tried to be as convincing as possible. Hope it works out. 

Wiping her tears off the horse-girl replied shyly. "I am Ll'yana." Sitting up on my destroyed butt I answered her while trying to hide my discomfort with this position. " Nice to meet you Ll'yana my name is Yank..koo.ooooh urg" I met darkness once again.