I was shocked. I mean it really, who would have thought that the old fart would just dissapear like that with his bunny girls. Leaving his best friend alone in this universe. He just went and transferred his soul to another dimension. Fleeing from his responsibilities and work.

Now that the new has spread it's going to be a huge fuss setting disorder everywhere...

And holy bunnies i can see all the work that i'll have to do to keep everything in check.

Because basically, God died. To others the mighty and powerful overseer is nowhere to be found. He vanished as we're speaking of today.

Now what should i do i am his most trusted assistant and close friend when he was here. But he vanished letting me rot alone in this dark universe. Should i let the angels to themselves? And dissapear as well? Or play the nice guy and take over the huge amount of work that even three thousand archangels couldn't handle? No no no.

The boss is on a long vacation with his bunnies and i don't know when he will return. Let's just have some fun shall we?

Adjusting my messy grey hair and leaving the room of the overseer i rushed myself to the balcony of life where the good souls of the high heavens can choose to reincarnate if they wish to experience another mortal life. Of course the balcony of life has features that gives advantageous dispositions to the people who wished to be reborn anew. VIP features from the house of God.

As i was chosing my destination, the planet where i'll descend to i heard the voices of angry men that sounded to me as if horses started to hiss like snakes. Not that pleasant to hear.

They are the upper gods each one of them overlook a part of the universe with lesser gods under their command. I should erase myself from their memories before i go. It'd be wise to dissapear completely as if i never existed. I'll have to change some details here and there on my book of destiny.

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As the group of upper gods passed by in the corridor i hide myself behind the open door of the room where the balcony of life is located.

Thinking back this room is not decorated at all i mean it's a square white room with a square luminous table in the middle of it. And the freaking heaven is all about white. Everywhere is white, everything is white, everyone is wearing white. I'll never get used to this honestly. We can create anything and everything with our imagination and out of nothing. Why are we restraining ourselves to just the theme of purity and the whiteness?

Closing my eyes i accessed to my book of destiny.

Anyway, i'm deleting my existence from the heavens and any realms erasing all traces of myself.

I never existed, only god himself would know of my existence and would not be affected by what i am doing. The guy is gone now. Is it time for la fiesta.

As i finished with my book in my head i strip myself slowly before jumping in a fast motion and a quick movement into the top of the glowing square table in the center of the white room.

Naked i fly, i am flying towards my destination, but why didn't i turn into a cliché ball of light? What is going on? A moment later i fell on my butt hitting a hard soil before falling on my back.

I was naked and a few steps away i saw a stunning beauty with red eyes and golden long wavy hair. She was on a horse... Or... Wait a horse without a head? A centaur?!!