Aaaaaaaaand thats how i defeated the mythical panty stealing beast using only my pinky finger....

Wait where were we?

Oh...right, this whole floating in a white neverending space is kinda ...whats the word? Yeah right its giving me the creeps...not knowing who the heck im talking to and just listening to what he says...well at least he keeps me company so lets keep chattin' with him.

"Ok so i got insanely lucky and i get a free ticket to get reborn?....just to be clear im not the kind of person who trust everything he is told" after a couple of minutes he finally speak.

"*sigh* it seems that even after regreting it in your final moments you still dont get it at all... fine let me show you something that will make you regret your words." After that i just hear a loud *snap* and after that a cute kitty appears in front of me...so cute i wanna hug it yay~

*snap* after that the kitty is dead...."honestly why did you kill him...he was just an innocent kitty for fuck sake..." i got hit my an invisible bitch slap and then

" well you killed him by not believing my words" he is starting to use a pretty rough tone of voice, is he angry?

"Of course im angry i killed a god dam kitty and you still think of nothing but shit about just happened, i mean look around you are here alone yet you are speaking to someone who just by snaping his fingers he can create life and as well take it away...who in the....*sigh* sorry i had to let it out so back on topic. I'll be honest you had already started to drift to the other world soul stream. I only picked your soul and read if you were not that 'corrupted' but to my surprise you are in balance with your light and darkness, your morals even after being cheated by both friend and girlfriend are still good enough to send you without worrying about you going all balls deep into madness and creating a nuke in the new world, so it is fine to let you go" after that i started to finally thinking seriously.

I mean its a second chance why not just grab it if you can? After all if i dont even trust what i just saw i would never move forward to my goal but something is still off...

"So ok i indeed want a second chance gladly but im gonna be dead serious...why are you telling me all this? there is no reason for me to know whats coming for me..." lets see if he can at least tell me something.

"Mmmmm well i'll tell you only this im only an spectator, you may call me a sick bastard thanks to my boring life of only watching what other people do. But i have only one rule i cant break and that is messing with the mortal plane.

Where you are going is heading towards a pretty dark future, not an apocalipsis or something that extreme but every single time i watch the sins of your kind it hurts and cant help it wanting to do something"

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Mmmm im starting to get a grip of what he wants "so you want me to act as your puppet there?"

"O boy you sure have some serious issues trusting people, what i want is the simple 'i scratch your back and you scratch mine' or 'give and take' im offering you new life in exchange of you following your own path, i know that just by throwing you in that world you will change the course of events so i dont require anything, and remember only 1 thing never EVER think that the destiny is carved in stone"

After he said that i actually started to believe in it so lets take the chance and see what the future holds for me.

"Ok then i'll believe your words and go my own way in that life, but is it necessary for me to keep my mind as it is?"

"Sadly, yes...if not for your knowledge and experiences that world would be doom, anyway lets start get started"

Mmmmi wonder if it will be one of those rpg like worlds...

"No this is a plain world with no stats or questing nor evolution windows popping in your face like magic" damn i was hoping to much, o well lets try to follow my own path in this life hopefully i'll have a true family this time

"Well it was a fun time that after a thousand years i finally had another interesting partner but its the first and last time we will meet, dont regret any choice you will make because after all mistakes is what makes you human, farewell"

After that with a loud *snap* everything became shrouded in darkness but not a cold darkness but a warm one i felt so confortable here i just wanted to sleep.

Its been a while since i spoke with god but as im shrouded in this darkness i kinda dont have any sense of time...hopefully i noticed that im not in a big place, actually i feel like im inside of some kind of bag.... o well lets keep my comfy place to sleep yay~

OMFG i can see the light is that heaven? My new life? Heck i gotta take the chance...after that i feel something grabing me by my leg and slowly pulling me out without hurting me, after some minutes im surrounded by light and i can only see blurry people, one in a bed by the lenght of the hair i think its female, and im in the hands of someone, the only thing i can hear is some weir dialect that sounds like a mix of all earth languages forced into one...i think i'll have to start by learning the language and reading for a while but i just know this is only the beggining