Lets open the stage with my introduction.
I'm Shiro Kuronosuke i know its kinda lame but dont blame my parents there is nothing i can realy hate of then im 31 y/o and until a week ago i was living the perfect life that is if you are willing to ignore the fact that im a decendant of a bloody assasins family.
My family is pretty strict when it comes to business and work, as you can guess we get paid insane amouts of money in exchange of our services so we basically are a fair economical power in our city.
From what my father told me i was born to be the perfect assasin....*Hahahaha*....sorry it was kinda funny remembering that 'cuz in truth and sadly im perfect in everything except social life....i have a good trained body im fairly good looking but lets skip that its boring talkin about me...back to my parents my father drilled me from 5y/o to my late 16 all techniques he knew from swords, daggers, poisons and guns to all kind of martial arts.
As i already said i was an all around guy except for social, my grades over the average and good in sports. But sadly it wasn't until highschool that i managed to get my first friend and at the end of it my first love interest.
Now lets talk about my job im an assasin but not the kind that just go killing every single guy he is told we evaluate the target and see if he is actually a cancer to society or the world and dont kill just for the money its a lame reason of our so called justice.
After having everything i wanted it was time to pay the bill with my parents and follow their freakin tradion of arranged marriage with another assasin and it doesnt matter if she loves me or hate me its lame...i made a bet with my father if after 3 yeads of relation with my current girl everything is fine i will accept if not ...well you now what would happen...
So we arrive at what i like to call the Hell weekend..
Friday night ending a mission of killing a corrupt fat bastard who used his power to abuse every single girl he liked, i ended it clean and was heading back to my apartment with a ring in hand 'cuz sadly it was the 3rd year with her...you can guess what happen when i open the door of my room ...you know what happen right? Bingo my "only" friend and my girlfriend playing twister in my bed...yeah sure... having sex actually.
So i guess i should go back from where i came right?" I say with a big poker face.
"Shiro, wait i can explain this" wow i cant believe it she actually said those cliche lines ahahaha
"Actually i had already the idea for a couple of weeks around my head but i was kinda in a denial, you know me...having only him or you ...o wait thats right i have no one left..." at that moment i remembered all the times i saved my 'so called friend' ass going from bullies to gangsters and thats how he repay me... *sigh*
"You know there is always a reason shiro please let me explain." As if she had anything to explain or were my eyes failing me when i saw that well i might as well burn this little relation we have left.
"You know whats this?" I showed her the ring "it was today the day i would propose you marriage but seems it was kinda one sided...o by the way that guy already screwed your cousin and your sister" i atually said that well hope she is fine with that mediocre guy.
Having done that i toss the ring as hard as i could, go back to my room where i see a total stranger with a towel covering his low pride. I grab him from the neck and kick him out of the room closing the door acter that.
I wont lie i was betrayed by my friend and girl i was totally pissed and i was looking for a way to vent my anger. After 5min passed they actually realized they had their clothes in my room ahahahahaha after such a scene my anger was majestically washed away. What? dissapointed that i didnt kill'em just cuz im an assasin? Bad for you sick'o i have never killed anyone for that kind of lame reason.
After that i started hearing the voices arguing.
"I cant believe it you already fucked my cousin and my sister how low can you go?"
"Now, now calm down you were actually liking this 'cheating on bis back' relation but i will miss leeching that guy money... he always had a lot with him but i never met his famly, i dont even know what his work is... thats why i never liked him"
" he was naive i always told him to pick his friends better...wait that ring looked kinda expensive."says the slut that i've been pumping for the past 2 years.
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After a few minutes it seems like they wew trying to find the ring as i was laughing like crazy at their faces...it did hurt me when they said all that crap but o well i just know that karma is indeed a bitch because after another 5 minutes i recieved a call from a trusted client.
"Yo how ya doin my dear cerberus?"
"Well ignoring my broken heart all is fine"
"Oh my seems that i called in perfect time then i have a good job for ya"
"Lets hear about it" with said i started smiling like a kid with a christmas present
2 days later:
"O what a good day...to die..."yep just like that the mission is basically suicidal i tried looking for safe and clean work but i have no brain for if after that night so im kinda in a rampage inside a yakuza hideout.
Im out of ammo and left with a smoke granade 2 throwing knives and my trustworthy hidden dagger. And no there are no katanas 'cuz this isnt the meiji era anymore and even if i look like a ninja a katana restrict my movements heavily while infiltrating. so the last room have around 5 peoples inside so lets end this.
"Leeeeroy jenkiiins~" best battle shout ever...*sigh* im so bad i know...
I opened the door with a kick leavin the smoke granade rolling inside while everyone is blind i just throw my first knife at the guy in the midddle and...wait for it....headshot, one down 4 left i keep my last throwing knife just in case, i run to the nearest guy and slit his throat with my dagger while he bleeds to death i take his body as a shield and throw it to another one, i jump to the nest guy and stab him in the chest...crap i cant lose time trying to get the dagger back so i just leave it in the body,*bang* i guess this is my end..well karma is a bitch but i'll take em with me...with the last throwing knife i kill the last guy standing while i jump and kick the head of the guy who was knocked down with a body i believe i used enough force to end his life so everyone is down 40 friggon yakuzas dead by my hand...should i feel bad? Nah fuck them hard after all i believe i will meet them in a moment they are no saints and neither i am so lets reunite in hell or whatever we go...
While my vision slowly fades away i start the typical cliche scene of all my past....
"My only regret is that i was never able to trust anyone" with that i close my eyes and slowly drift into the darkness....
....i said drift into the darkness not into the light whats wrong with me i dont have the will to keep living such life of killing for any reason i want to chose what i believe and who so let me die in this place at least...
*cough cough*" I think you are misunderstanding something..." -mysterious voice
"So what we are adding this story to the cliche reincarnation pile?" I say with no fear.
"If you like it i can send you back to the boring cycle of life and death of the earth"-mysterious voice
"So you are actually telling me to choose????" Realy??
"Well your life was kinda lame you know...also in some sense sad you never realized your so called friend was actually using you for money/bodyguard duty and in the end thats all you knew..."
"So....emmmm...dear god or whatever you are why do i get a second chance? I dont recall any good deed to deserve it sadly" its the sad truth
"C'mon stop the acting at 7 you saved an old lady from a truck, at 14 you actually rescued a whole dam building filled with hostages just by completing a mission and at 21 you actually adopted an abandoned kitty" he said that but something is kinda odd here
So i might as well ask" so yea the old lady deserved being saved, the hostages where not my intention...and the kitty..really? Well not gonna lie if i say i dont want it but give me the true reason" after that he seemed to be thinking
"Ok here goes my lame explanation you see did you notice that you did those 3 deeds in a 7 year time diference? Well lets say that you just got you lucky 777 and hit the jackpot is that enough?"
...with that lame excuse i was still floating in a white neverending space trying to hold my laugh while hearing all that lucky crap... well seems like it was not the end of my story at all.