Anonymous' POV:
As I was approaching the door, an odd sound resonated.
"Ahh....Ahh... Yamete!! Yamete kodasai!!"
This sound... is like a Japanese woman having sexual intercourse. Although I'm in this very weird situation, I raised my vigilance. Curious about what is happening inside, both my mind and my intuition are in contradiction to each other. My mind is telling me to peek on the door but my intuition is telling me that it is too vile and horrible to see.
I steel myself and trusted my mind, I peek through the door and what I saw is...... A jester with a satisfied face and drooling mouth, reaching the state of euphoria, lewdly ejaculating to cartoon porn. As I saw this horrible and pitiful scene, I thought to myself.
'I should've trusted my intuition, now I can never unsee this for the very rest of my dead life.'
How lonely can a person be to masturbate to cartoon porn?
Well, I myself haven't actually masturbated in my entire life it is because I do not possess any pleasure. Although I'm not a virgin because it was part of my job in my past life to utilize everything I have to accomplish my tasks. I also don't have children because my testicles produce a modified sperm which is less potent than regular sperm.
"Oi!! Oi!!" As the Jester's penis becomes limp, he shouts at me furiously and he stares daggers at me with his sharp glowing crimson eyes. "I don't care about my dignity but did you just call the Promised Land of Weebs which is Hentai, Cartoon Porn?!!! Are you out of your fucking mind!!! This is a sin that can never be forgiven!! Come out from that door and show yourself, you, damned Sinner!!!"
I calmly opened the door and showed myself to N. Surprisingly, the room is pretty clean and he has a very fancy style. Although, there are so many weird things like half-naked female cartoon figurines and posters. There are also a lot of books on his bookshelf and he labeled them all from different genres. There is also a very huge bookshelf that is separated from the others, he labeled it as "The Good Stuffs". Overall I think his room would look more glamorous if he didn't have these weird things.
"What the fuck?!! A shota?? Well, I'm a person who believes in universal equality. So don't think that I will spare you from your sins!! Now be prepared to experience Yaoi Hell!! All Weebs who have experienced this were in a state of PTSD for a whole week!! Except for those damned Fujoshis, those bitches are beyond help anyway." N proceeded to create an Oculus Rift out of nothing and was about to put it on my head but before he could do that...
"Stop!" A cold voice was unexpectedly heard, this voice was infused by an OMNIPOTENT [AUTHORITY].
My body listened to the voice and I stood completely still. I could not see the person who utters the voice but his presence is as if he's everywhere but nowhere at the same time. It is very terrifying that it feels as if I'm being erased slowly but I think this guy is holding back to not completely erase me by his presence alone. I could also conclude that this being can even surpass a GOD.
'Who is this?' I thought, I then looked at N, assuming he would freak out but to my astonishment...
"What do you want OUROBOROS?!" N asked disrespectfully.
What? How come N can still move? I know he can surpass the Olympian GODS, well, only in their God form that is. But to think he could still move in a presence who surpasses a GOD. I don't know what you are N but you're full of mysteries.
But enough about him, the most important thing to know now is that this thing called OUROBOROS can surpass a GOD. The words GOD and God are very different. A GOD is a non-corporeal existence that has a specific [OMNIPOTENT AUTHORITY] that resides in higher dimensions that it owns. While a God is a physical manifestation of a GOD, it posses limited [AUTHORITY] and possesses almost all human aspects and qualities. The only difference is that they could potentially destroy a universe.
Now, how can I be sure that this thing can surpass a GOD? It is because he has a quality that no GOD possesses and that is VOID. All GODs fear this state of being absolutely nothing or losing consciousness. All GODs are flawless that's why they don't possess VOID-which is the highest flaw. To have full control of VOID at an OMNIPOTENT level, you can pretty much kill a GOD in an instant. But I've never heard of an existence called OUROBOROS except for the alchemic symbol.
"Just give the kid a chance N, do you expect a kid to understand your otherworldy imaginations? And remember you still have debt from me, like that time where you goofed around and demonstrated magic in this dimension like a faggot." He mockingly speaks to N.
"Hey, I did that to earn money to buy that Iph*ne!! Which you," He pauses and cleared his throat, "Ahem... DESTROYED!!!"
"Who brings a phone in the VOID?!! You already know that the Gluttonous Abominations love to eat anything that exists!!"
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After hearing them argue like children for hours, I realized how childish this OUROBOROS is, I guess possessing VOID can truly make someone possess many flaws. I also found my reason to keep on living and that is to not see these two ever again, hearing them both argue is unbearable.
"Oi shota! I'll give you a chance but answer me. How are you gonna take responsibility for what you did?... And also this?" He points at his penis which became limp because it failed to ejaculate due to my intervention. Also, he actually hasn't put his pants on nor his underwear the whole time.
I didn't reply and a long awkward silence envelops the 3 of us until...
"Oi! Oi! Are you thinking about... That?!" N worriedly asked.
I calmly nodded and I think the person called OUROBOROS also agreed even though I can't see him.
"I never knew you would degenerate to that horrible level you... Shotacon." OUROBOROS holds his laugher.
"Oi! I didn't mean it like that! You're all just dirty-minded!! And do you really think I would do that to shotas? Pweh!!" He spits horribly, "Disgusting!!! I'd rather do that to 18+-year-old lolis!! And I'm not implying that I'm a lolicon ok? Just to make sure that we're all in an agreement here." He then turns away from me and shouted something furiously, "And you damned readers! Don't think that I didn't know that you thought about something horrible as me assaulting a shota! Specially Fujoshis!!! And Yaoi Doujin Artists!!! I'll fucking curse all of those who enjoyed thinking about that or get some inspirational bullshit!!"
"Who are you talking to?" I nonchalantly asked N.
N hurriedly turn to me and said, "Nothing." He then turns back and shouted more vulgar words.
"Is he always this weird?" I nonchalantly asked the one called OUROBOROS.
"Yeah it's kinda his norm but wait till he finds someone he can talk to about his otherworldly imaginations, shit goes 180 real bad."
"Yeah, I can see that. By the way, who are you exactly?"
"Let's just say, you better of not knowing me. Well, I'll be out for now."
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I nodded and the terrifying presence of OUROBOROS dissipates.
After N finished spouting vulgar words to no one. He approached me and he immediately said something as if trying to change the whole topic of him being a pedophile.
"I know you shits talked behind my back but I'm cool with it because I'm a reasonable guy."
He proceeded to create a deck of cards out of nothing, he shuffled it like a professional magician and arranged all the cards in a circular motion forming something like a circular hand fan.
"Now shota!! Because I have a debt from OUROBOROS, I'll forgive you if you pick a card and pronounce it correctly." He said those words while his face looked very suspicious.
I agreed with the whole game. I picked a random card, then I proceeded to look at the contents and it was all written in Japanese. Despite that, I understood the contents because I can speak all the languages that existed and can also decipher ancient languages. But most of all, because I'm Japanese. The content of the card is:
Ore Wa Ochinchin Ga Daisuke Nandayo
"I'm not reading this it's disgusting." I immediately declined
"Wait... You know Japanese?"
"Yeah, I am Japanese."
"You're Japanese??!!!!" N breaths heavily while shouting, "Wait... Prove it to me! Say 'Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo!' in a cute female anime voice and end it by saying 'Onii-chan' while doing a heart sign." N wholeheartedly and passionately requested.
"I see no point in saying 'I love penis' in a cringey way while also doing the weird cringey pose. And is that your perception of Japanese people? You must really think they're cringey, huh?"
"It's not cringey!! It's MOE!!!!" N shouts full of rage.
N continues, "Ok, jokes aside cause..." He then murmurs saying, "We kinda fucked this whole chapter with this random bullshit conversation." And he proceeds to ask me seriously, "Who are you exactly? And why is a 12-year-old kid like you doing in this place? There are a lot of Gluttonous Abominations lurking here that can pretty much erase your existence. Your lucky to be alive cause OUROBOROS controls them."
"What? You didn't know it's me the whole time even though you talked to me so casually?"
"For your information, I talk to anyone casually even to strangers." He crosses his arms.
"That's weird but would you recognize me if I am the guy who hasn't watched or heard of anime and you titled as the King of Normies?"
"Wait, that's you?? How did you become a kid?? And you already died?? Bwahahaha!!!! I thought you would survive longer. Guess being an edge lord doesn't help you at all, huh?" N mockingly asks.
"I know you turned me into this and I would've survived if you actually gave me that [ACKNOWLEDGENT] thing you so promised."
"What do you mean [ACKNOWLEDGEMENT]? I didn't promise you to--" N pauses and immediately manifests a book that is titled "The Script". As he reads it, an immeasurable amount of sweat pours on his mask as if he messed up on something really big. Then his face becomes so pitiful, he looked as if he was going to cry, "I'm so getting fired, I fucked up the script. Damn it!!! I may hate this job but it still pours money for my hobbies and gacha!!!"
N then rolled on the floor crying like a baby. After some time, he stopped his pitiful act and looked at me with some glimmer of hope. He then approaches me and hangs his right hand on my neck as if we were friends. His attitude towards me drastically changes into something like best friends.
"Hey buddy, I know we didn't know each other for a very long time and we had some bad encounters. So how about we make a fresh start as best friends, I'll recommend you a good anime to watch. How about it? " He extends his hand to me and makes a very kind and friendly smile.
"Can you not beat around the bush and tell me what you want?" I frankly said it to the kind-looking N.
"Don't worry it's not much, just forget this ever happened and I'll resurrect you back to that world good as new and also give you your [ACKNOWLEDGEMENT] you so want." N maintains his kind smile and good attitude.
"What If I say no?" I threaten him.
"Listen you little--!! I-I mean can you tell me what you want? You might change your mind. Just don't ask something like getting your Mana Core back, ok?." N extremely pissed, still holding strong and making a very kind smile.
Now, this is getting interesting although it's a bit hard to figure out what I need right now. For now, I should find out what this [ACKNOWLEDGEMENT] thing is.
"We can talk about that later. First, give me the [ACKNOWKEDGEMENT] you said and explain to me the ability." I nonchalantly commanded N.
"Ok then kind sir," N makes a forcibly made a kind smile and continues talking, "Can you please show me your right palm kind, sir."
I showed my right palm to N and...
Pwehh!!!
He immediately spits on my palm without warning.
"What are you doing?!" I was quite surprised and I immediately asked.
"Don't worry kind sir, it's part of the preparations." N makes a genuine smile as if satisfied with what he's done.
The saliva on my right palm turns into a small dark flame. This flame proceeds to burn my palm as if drawing a Sigil. There were no signs of pain as I can't feel any but more importantly, it doesn't damage me at all. After some time, the small dark flames disappear and it leaves a black indistinguishable Sigil. The Sigil looks unfamiliar and it doesn't have a specific symbol or meaning. If I remember correctly Gods from the past gave this thing to their followers as a sign of protection and also give them some unique abilities but the Sigil they give has some specific meaning or a type of symbol that represents their [AUTHORITY] such as a thunderbolt Sigil which represents Zeus' [AUTHORITY].
"So what you got there is what we call a Stigma. There are states of this Stigma: first is the [ACKNOWLEDGEMENT], second is [DISCIPLE], third is [APOSTLE], the fourth is [AVATAR], and lastly [INCARNATION]. I'll also tell you about its pros and cons, then I'll talk about the ability of your Stigma. The pros are that almost all the abilities you get from the stigma don't need any mana to function. Although it will make you tired as fuck because it's not some omnipotent overpowered isekai bullshit, so keep that in mind ok?"
"OK?" I said in a state of confusion. "How about the cons?" I asked curiously.
"The cons are that if you reach [INCARNATION] state you will lose yourself and your consciousness will be completely erased replacing it with the consciousness of the GOD that gave the Stigma. To make it short would turn into the physical manifestation of a GOD called God. This is the price for borrowing a GOD's [AUTHORITY]." N's crimson eyes glow as he said those words with no sign of goofiness, proving the fact that what he said was completely serious. He then continues "But don't worry, I'm positively sure that you won't reach [DISCIPLE] state. I mean think about it, I FUCKING HATE YOU WITH A PASSION!! Just imagining me in your body makes me want to commit suicide!! I might even turn into a normie!! And that's fucking disgusting!!" N switches back to his goofy personality and says those words with complete disgust.
I actually didn't know about this, GODs using humans as vessels. It makes me wonder what their goals are. Talking about this with N would only go nowhere so I won't ask him anything.
"Well, at least that helps the both of us." I nonchalantly replied.
"Ok then, I'll have to explain to you your Stigma and its uses. The name of your Stigma is [OMNIFIDENCE SYSTEM] its function is to create anything. But don't go celebrating because it's not some broken isekai ability. It has conditions to meet to function and that's when the sub-abilities come into play. First, sub-ability is [OBJECT ANALYSIS] this enables the system to analyze and understand the object accurately by touching it, you see, the System is like a newborn AI so you gotta help it understand. Next is the [DIMENSION STORAGE], don't worry it's not your cliche isekai storage that every harem protagonist have. It has two options, the [REGULAR STORAGE] and [IRREGULAR STORAGE]. The former is a storage that is affected by the concept of time while the latter doesn't possess the concept of time. So it's pretty useful if you have some bento that you don't want to get cold. The last one is [BLUEPRINT] this is when you gotta use your IQ, if you have one that is, because you're going to plan how the shit works and how the shit looks like. Also when you finish using the [BLUEPRINT], the shit won't just immediately be created, you gotta wait for a long amount of time. But don't worry because if the System gets used to the shit your making, the amount of time will be lessened or the shit might just be immediately be created. You got all of that in your head?" N explained lazily.
"Yeah, but when you said, 'It can create ANYTHING'. Does that mean I can create a conscious human?" I curiously asked.
"Well, I'll have to answer you with a question. Do you know how to create consciousness? " N replies in a serious tone.
I was a bit stunned by his question but I immediately accepted my ignorance, "You got a point there." I then continued talking, "I'll now ask what I want. I want... The essence of the TIME TREE or what it's famously called the ORIGIN."
N with his astonished expression glows his crimson eyes with interest and speaks in a serious tone, "Oho?..."