"Look Mr Chief Sir, I was just looking for a little girl, she has long green hair that goes up to her waist. She's wearing some old farmer overalls and trou-OW!"
"SHUT UP!"
Skill gained: Persuasion Lvl 1(The ability to convince people to do what you tell them to do)
Skill check: Failed, your attempt has gotten you injured -5 health.
Current Health: 65/100
So, I found out the hard way that health doesn't regenerate. Each time I've tried talking was greeted with a tiny punch to the head so now I have many equally tiny bumps which don't regenerate...
The little group had been hastily making their way through the thickening forest with a slightly wounded Ray hanging from a stick, his arms were most definitely suffering from robe burn at this point.
These fucking ropes are too tight, it feels itchy and shit.
Called it.
"Can you at least tell me what's going to happen to me?"
"Mistress will judge you! You trespasser!"
"...Ok, what will happen to me if she judges me badly?"
"We eat you!"
"Ah, good to know...HELP ME SOMEONE- OW!"
Skill up: Persuasion Lvl 2(Easier to convince NPCs )
Skill check: Slightly Successful, your attempt has gotten you injured -5 health.
Current Health: 60/100
Well, at least I leveled up persuasion a bit...it's something right?
...
"Boss! Mistress brought gifts and is in chief house!"
"Ok! Bring trespasser to Mistress!"
"Yes Chief!"
I really wish they stuck to Chief or Boss, it just annoys me for some reason. Look at me, I'm complaining about this as I get ready to be eaten by a bunch of goblin-looking...whatever the fucks.
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"Mistress, trespasser caught!"
"Hmm?"
"Mr Ray?"
"Maya and weird lady?"
That smartass comment got me a cup of hot tea in my face.
"ARGHHHH! IT BURNS!"
Scalding Hot Tea: -10hp
Current Health: 50/100hp
"Do you know this man Maya?"
"Ah yes Miss Gibin, he's one of my guests at my home"
"Let him go boys, Lady Maya knows him."
"B-but mistress!?" x20
"You dare...go against me?"
Ray was hit with a wave of pressure forcing him down onto his knees, the other creatures too were forced to kneel.
Skill Gained: Sense of BloodLust Lvl 12(An extremely powerful urge to kill was sensed near you)
What the fuck!? 12 levels!? What bullshit is this!? My body's getting literally crushed by this pressure, what kind of monster is this...!
Oh god, if this is how I go, you must really hate me...Urghhhh.
"Um, Miss Gibin...I think you're hurting them..."
"Hmph, fine. Let him go and don't ever question my authority again...is that clear?"
"Y-yes mistress..." x Lots of em
...
A now released Ray was seated on a child-sized chair sipping tea from a tiny tea cup.
...How did I get here, like seriously. It's like I've reverted back to my childhood days of playing house with my dolls, don't question it, just go with it...at least the tea was good...
"So Mr Ray was it? You a pervert or something?"
I spat out my tea and decided that this was enough emotional abuse for one story, END IT.
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