Hi everyone, I'm Slimey! I live in the great tree with mistress! I'm a good boy, she tells me! I help her with taking care of the garden by eating dead leaves and THE FLESH OF INVADERS! Cough.

Today, mistress was making some tea using apples from the great tree. She gave me some, it was tasty! Then two FILTHY INVADERS entered the house, I was going to get rid of them but then mistress happily grweeted them.

Oh, mistress. You're too kind, you'd bring a tear to Simey's eyes, your feelings came through to slimey! I will accept these people!

While Slimey was thinking this, he was stealthily camouflaged into the wooden walls, his body changing color. The two friends didn't even notice the little round fella protruding from the wall. 

Hehehe, they can't even sense my presence here, slimey is a master of disguise! Only mistress and the powerful ones can notice me, but that is simply because slimey lets them! Hehehe. (Delusional slimey)

Slam! A loud noise from the table alerted slimey. 

Ray: "You little bitch, tell me how to leave or I'll burn down your house and skin you alive! (Slimey Vision)

Bob: -Staring menacingly.- (Slimey Vision)

Maya: "Please don't hurt me! Ahhhh!" (Slimey Vision)

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With that Lady Maya run from the room, leaving two strangers in her house with Slimey still watching. 

These bastards dare to hurt my lady! I will show them the wrath of Slimey, but death is too good for such fools. I must torture them...hmmm yes, Slimey shall cause them the greatest of fears! Starting with the quiet man! MWAHAHAHAH-!

(If you've read the previous chapters, you know what happens. So let's fast forward a bit.)

IT BURNS! ACCURSED POISON FROM THE SKIES(rain water) WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME! My revenge was so close, I would've humiliated and RIPPED HIM APART. 

Slimey: "Kiiiiii! Kiiiii!" (Bob Vision)

Bob: "Even if I did say I was gonna prank Ray with this. How the hell am I going to get it under my control..."

Slimey: "Kiii!"

Bob: "It actually sounds pretty sad...now that he's been going at it for a while..."

Slimey: "Kiii!" (I WILL CONSUME YOUR BONES!)

Bob: "It's pretty cute now that I look at it."

Slimey: "Kiii!" (YOU WILL BEG FOR MERCY!)

Though the two don't know it yet, this little exchange marks the beginning of a long, long painful friendship.