Khor is a goat. Goats are not generally known for their patience, and Aspen is late. What's a ruminant meant to do with goblins, spiders, giant bees, ducks, a vampire, a magic Tree, and a gaggle of giddy girls under his hooves?

Apparently, he's supposed to wait. It sure would be nice if someone told that to all the monsters.

Rouge and Aspen are on the run. Again. It seems like someone's always trying to kill them, and eventually you have to ask yourself if it was something you said. They're heading home, complete with a host of orphans, former prisoners, refugees, and a few very odd critters to round out their menagerie. They're outnumbered and quite probably outclassed. Can they stay one step ahead of their enemies, or are they doomed to fail?

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Fortunately, they have a Goddess or two on their side, and the playing field is about to be leveled.