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"God damn it Mechanic!" I said.

Libera Me Driver-san <--- "Click it, internet friends! Legend of Truck-san is starting now!" said Mechanic.

Ahem. I, Truck-san, stand on the bow of the space behemoth Driver-san. I’m transformed into my mecha form, ready to battle, thinking of everything that got me here. Thanks to my japanese teenage friend who got teleported to another world with me, we now have this mighty weapon to defeat the gods. Thanks, Mechanic. You threw away your name after I killed you, all those years ago when my driver drove you over that one snowy night. And now-

The stars in the heavens twinkled. Each one, an enemy. I’m Truck God, a minor god, and I’ve got a soul to save from all of them. My Driver. In front of me, my mortal enemy, Wheel God. He wore a cape of tires woven together, eternally burning, his whole body cobbled together with wheely bits.

“Truck God! Forget your driver, join me, and we can rule the divine world together!” Wheel God said.

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“That’s Truck-san to you. Once I get driver-san back, we’ve got a delivery to make, and I always make my deliveries on time.”

I looked once again to the heavens before charging Wheel God in my mecha form. Driver-san, I’ll save you from death and together we’ll-!

“Package Delivery!” I whacked Wheel God over his wheeled head, encircling my mecha truck arms around him. I revved my engine, bringing the RPM to the utmost. I jumped, Wheel God in my arms.

“There’s still time, Truck God! You don’t have to save your driver, you have all this power and yet why must you use it all to save a mere human!”

“You would never understand, Wheel God. I never signed up for being a God, but before I knew it…”

We flew above the stars. I flipped Wheel God around and jammed my accelerator.

“Infinite Piledriver!”

“Noooooooooooooo!”

Wheel God squeaked out as we shot past Driver-san in a flash of light. Heading past all sense of reason and time, the world disappeared from my view. Then, a white ground, the universe’s wall, stopped us. In a burst of light, it cracked. Thousands of shards of universal wall glass shot out like bullets as Wheel God impacted the wall. His rubbery defense was high, so I went all out this time.

“Goodbye, Wheel God!”

“Curse you, Truck God!”

He screeched it out as his body drove into the universal wall. Then, it broke. My mecha Truck eyes went big as the universal wall opened a crack.

“Ah…” I blurted out. Did I overdo it?

Wheel God and I got sucked through the crack.