“Why do we all have to play awakened pigs on a spaceship?” Jen asked. They had spent the day teaching her, John and Tim to play. It turned out Robert had been playing for years and offered to run this campaign so that Cal would have a chance to play.

“Because it’s funny!” Stan said.

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“I’m with Stan here, everyone is awakened pigs, who find themselves newly intelligent wandering an empty space vessel, no idea how you got there. You can base your characters around that. It will be great.” Robert said.

“Hey Bob, are you good if I play a cleric? Someone will need to save our bacon.” Cal smirked. Everyone else groaned.