“Albert is a level ten ranger. I helped him make his character last night,” Ethel said.

“Perfect. The capybara cub’s parents are so grateful when you return him safely that they are willing to tell you where Al is currently training.”

“Couldn’t you pick something other than Al as your name? We already have Bug using her own name.” Andy interrupted.

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“Ignore Andy. He’s not great at role-playing games,” Ethel told Albert.

“Fine, the name is fine. What race is your character anyway, Albert?”

“He’s an awakened capybara who used to be a familiar to a wizard until the wizard died tragically.”

“I give up.” Andy sighed loudly.