I was once a conqueror. I led vast armies and united a world, or so I thought. After the continent I was born on; from the union of a god and a human, was united under one banner by me. We found another continent and then another, it had been years since I last brought people under a single rule. So I took my army and set off to bring new culture and knowledge to my people and the people we would bring into us.

What we found was death and destruction. I was eaten by a wolf the size of a large whale. And my army was crushed by the other abhorrent beasts that lived on this demonic land.

I thought I would meet my father again and mother for the first time, however, mother failed to bring my soul to her and I was reborn instead. All I could hear as my soul was dragged into another world was her and father's desperate screaming.

“It's warm.. where am I..?” It's difficult to think.. I can't see or hear, my other senses are dulled. And my body feels heavy…

Thinking is difficult.. painful too..

I feel like a long time has passed since I woke. My body still feels weak, but my senses are recovering and it is taking less effort to think. What happened to me…? Oh..

I-I can see! I'm in some cave? Why am I in a cave? Where's the fire? It's still too difficult to move my head around to look at my surroundings. I feel, something soft and warm. I must be in a bed or at least a fur blanket. How did I survive? I must be totally broken at the moment.. Shit I'll kill that damned colossal wolf. No wait it ate me.. then something or someone already killed it and found me.. then rescued and nursed me? Why? I'll figure it out when I'm recovered..

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There's an absolutely massive silver wolf with a spiral horn on its head under me. And I mean literally under me as in I am laying on it. I only noticed this because a different horned wolf came up to me and licked me before the one I am laying on licked that wolf and then me. I cannot describe the kind of fear that I feel right now. I am a demigod and am so broken physically that wolves an order of magnitude larger than the colossal wolf took pity on me and are nursing me back to health.

Hm. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Are these wolves sapient? ARE THEY THE INTELLIGENT RACE OF THIS CONTINENT?! Shit I haven't learned their language, I won't even be able to give them my thanks for saving and nursing me. I need to pay attention when they talk and use my magic to try and link words. Can I even do that in this state? Mother granted me this so that I could unite everyone but, I've never been so busted up before.

Okay let's try it “squeak.” What. No, no, no. That was my imagination, let's try again “awoo”. Hm. I must be delirious, let's go to sleep.

“Awoo”. I see. I'm insane. That's the only possible explanation, I hit my head so hard that I lost my mind. Or the colossal wolf was a spell to cause insanity. Actually that makes a lot of sense, I mean why else would a magical beast the size of a whale exist on land?

Yup, there is no damned way that I am a wolf cub. Nope. I am a physically and mentally broken demigod, not a baby wolf with a horn.

I mean, there's no such thing as a wolf with a horn anyways. I've seen every single beast on my continent and there were many different kinds of monster and magic wolves but exactly zero of them had horns. Being kille-eaten by that illusion colossal wolf just messed me up.

BY THE ABYSSAL KING WHY THE FUCK AM I A WOLF!?!?!