This is a slightly modified version of the teaser and some of the reason behind it
Also note: Effective immediately the teaser is changing into an authors note explaining why I started this story please read! hopefully it will get other author to think a little more about the start of story's.
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Distraction failed! A quarter of the way to the edge of the forest I started hearing loud noise coming from the direction of the village. I couldn’t think of a reason for it to become so loud so I started to walk faster. ‘I hope that is them looking at the fire rather than chasing me’ I think to myself. For a distraction I wanted to get all of the council members involved so that none of them were free to chase me. Because I don’t want to get caught, for the last four miles I have been ducking into bushes avoiding sounds of patrols. But patrols are only getting more common this can only mean that the council members sent out their personal guards after me. I guess they were offended.
Shoot I hear them coming!" I pause and hide watching as an attractive she-fox leading a squad of the black-iron kit guard sweep past my location. "It’s not like I even did anything wrong... not really. OK maybe I shouldn't have stolen all the clans’ leader's shoes and put it on the main path in-front of town hall. Or lit it on fire, but come-on! I was only helping them relax (and stop them from following this was the distraction)!
Who doesn't want to be free? And what better freedom than... ahem, anyways it was my goodbye gift to my mother and all the other she foxes making up the council. What better "goodbye forever" gift from a kitsune than a prank? Well maybe gold but I already took care of that 'giggle'. I took it right after the 'shoe incident' I will call it. They deserved it anyways, and I deserve the gold to make up for my trauma.
Trauma because their dirty rooms! the things I saw in there... and they say women are cleaner than men, Not These Women! (Darn elders can't even clean up after yourselves). ulblrrp I think I threw up a little bit just remembering the crusty... 'shiver'." 'Did you hear that!? He's here!' "Oh crap they heard the bush as it shook with my shivering as I remembered my new trauma from the incident. Here they come! What do I do?! Uh Uh Uh MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!"
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Maybe I can confuse them with noise to escape. I hear them coming closer, it’s Not a good time to pop up my head and have a look around, and so I keep my head down and stay quite my ears turning in their direction to listen as they approach. I can hear the captain speaking saying,
“Gaia! It’s just a cat.” Soldier- “um shouldn't we check inside the bush?” Captain- “if you want to go ahead! I will stand watch to make sure it doesn't escape”. Soldier1- “um I'm good, I just brushed my tail this morning and it takes forever to get it right “. ‘Holy cow! The most elite combat unit in the kitsune forces and they don't want cat hair and bush in their fur? I wish I could have known this before! I could have gotten back at Alicia and maybe even the whole kit barracks!’ ”ARRG!"
Captain -“what was that?! It sounds like it's a wounded beast”. Soldier2- “yes what a terrifying noise! When we get back let's alert the commander so we can kill it once it comes out of its hole. Cuz I'm not crawling in after a wounded animal that sounds like that. Let’s get it when it comes out.” Captain- “soldiers we will report this later, the commander will have our tails if we don't find kit and bring him back.”
Soldier1- “I heard that the council is putting a lot of pressure on the commander to find him and bring him back. What's the point? It’s just a male. He probably can't survive out alone anyways.” Captain- “girls what you don't know can't hurt you. But between us I heard he held all the town elders hostage in front of the town hall. How anyone could hold the most powerful of our race hostage at the same time I have no idea. But he is dangerous. So find him!”
Kit- "what did I just hear? Hahaha I guess they didn't want the truth spread. The council members don't want it to be known that someone stole their stuff, or just didnt want anyone to see the disaster zone that starts at their bedroom door. so they changed the crime location and said that I held them hostage. The council members must really want to catch me if they spread a rumor like that. The only way to muster 100% of the kitsune forces is when it involves the safety of us as a people, or something threatens the safety of the council. So if the council is spreading a rumor regarding their safety.... i better get out of here. It was all worth it though, Oh man that was fun. I guess I should really leave because even the gaurds sound really angry, goodbye forest hello world!"