Pepper cooked Erick breakfast as he slept.
When he awoke, it was 10:51 and the Magic Store would only be open for a few more minutes. He’d woken up three times last night, thinking that his body would somehow be transported back to Earth.
The morning was sunny, and completely left him in disbelief. He was still on the same planet, and a large carriage was floating in the sky over his Farmland.
“Shoot! I forgot to buy spells! Why didn’t you wake me up system?”
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“Shoot!” Erick rushed outside without his shirt on. Roughly twenty villagers he didn’t recognize were waiting in front of the carriage receiving supplies.
This included twelve of his own soldiers, a beautiful girl, and the two other villagers he’d accepted.
The other six people, however, didn’t move when he approached. There was a countdown clock over the flying carriage, and the man looked at him angrily when it reached 10:59.
“You have one minute,” A guy in a wizard top hat said. “You’re lucky the goblins didn’t need any supplies today, otherwise you’d be out of luck.”
“Sorry, I’m usually on time for everything!” Erick sweat and clicked open Magic Shop.”
He first had to sell all the wolf furs which took him 30 seconds. He only had twenty seconds to buy
The wizard in the carriage sighed before tossing him down two magical scrolls. They instantly dissolved into his body causing his skills to increase by two.
“Well, that will be all! I got to get out of here and find some real customers. You low level bastards have a good day will you?”
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“How much magic points do they each cost to use in a fight? I don’t see it when I click on my character.”
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Erick gulped.
Each Villager cost 5 food to keep alive.
The weather today was exceptionally calm and serene. It made it even harder for him to turn down a few of the villagers. He didn’t see anyway he could accept more than three at this current time.
“I’m sorry, but I only have room for three villagers,” Erick said to the crowd, “What skills do you all have, and are any of you hunters? I can only allow the three of you that have the highest skills.”
There were six individuals three men and three women.
The three girls looked much younger than the men. They were either their daughters or they’d married old while the girls were young. In a game based on the sixteenth century, he wouldn’t be surprised by either.
“I’m just here to offer up me daughters’ hand in marriage!!” One of the largest men said, patting a big chested red head on the back. “If you willing to take her I’ll give you 600 food and 1000 gold! I’m sure that’ll allow you to take these other four villagers.”
“Father…” The girl blushed, pushing his hand away. “We heard that you stopped the raid from reaching our town. My dad wanted me to marry someone strong…”
“I’d have to ask Pepper… I just got married yesterday, and all it took was the click of a button.” Erick screamed her name causing her to come running out. Out of all the 16 people still alive in his village, she was the only one that had been locked from his control.
It started slightly raining as she ran out the door and made her way towards Erick. Her face looked like it was beaming with light, and she immediately noticed a girl standing in front of him, solemnly looking into his eyes.
“it’s okay, Erick. You can marry her! We haven’t even made it official yet. I need all the help I can get around the house!”
“Are you serious?” Erick said, staring at the two girls standing next to each other. “I mean… you’re so pretty, and she’s so… endowed… I didn’t remember that this could happen in the game, haha.”
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“That’s some strange information to just add in there…” Erick shook his head, and grabbed Peppers hands. “Are you sure about this Pepper?”
“Yes, now get the gold from that old man and come in and eat! I made some extra food so new girl here can join us! Hurry up!”
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“Yes…” Erick gulped, noticing 1000 gold and 600 food had been added to his inventory. “Glad you’re in our growing family… As for you other four villagers. I’ll show you your roommates in a minute!”
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“Great… well… let’s go inside and have some breakfast. Thanks so much for giving me your daughter mister!”
“Yeah, no problem! She’s worth her wait in hogs I promise you! Going to be good at carrying babies. You see these hips! Make sure to put them to good use!”
“Dad…” Gwen embarrassingly pushed him away, “If you tell me that, he might choose me over Pepper more… I can’t do that to his head wife.”
“Oh sorry, daughter. Now, may the grass be with you boy. I’m going to head back to my sect. By the way, I noticed a little militia heading your way. You might want to prepare for that. Worst case scenario, my Lord is welcome to come stay at my place.”
“A Militia? Did you see what flag they had up?” Erick didn’t think the horde and a militia would arrive around the same time. “Did they have any white hats or healers with them?”
“I did notice a white hat… I’m guessing it was a town mage from the Velvet Militia. I have no idea why they were in your area, but I’d be careful. Could be trying to destroy the talent.”
“That’s impossible, I joined the Velvet Militia… Are you sure it isn’t anyone else?”
“Do I look like I can read minds,” The farmer said, giving Gwen a kiss on the cheek. “Honey, take care of this man before he kills himself. Make him fat like me so he stands a chance at ruling.”
The people of other towns recognized Lords when they saw them.
Erick had a crown floating next to his name, and it meant he had the ability to level up those around him.
A strange bolt of lightning had struck down when Erick ended up in this world. It was this reason the Scouts showed up and looked in his territory.
Coincidentally, he realized that he was surrounded by three kingdoms, and one of those kingdoms happened to be the only one with the dead scout. It made perfect sense to him that Velvet Militia might have staged all of that.
“Great… I appreciate the help, sir! Got to go do some serious building! Hope you have a good day!”
“You too! Two wives and only eighteen… Can’t wait to see what you become boy!” The Farmer walked off as Pepper grabbed onto Erick’s hands and pulled him back to their house.
In her head, this was the third date.
Their first meeting, sleeping together, and eating together counted as three dates in her mind.
After the meal, she took him up into their bedroom as Gwen followed. With the brunette Pepper in the room and the hourglass red headed Gwen, he nearly fainted as Pepper started stripping.
“You didn’t want to see it last night, but we already had three dates! It’s time you make me your wife already! My father needs it to happen.”
“It’s not that… and what three dates? Even if you count the meals it’s only been two. Not that I’m complaining, but… it’s only an two and a half hours till the Horde attacks.”
“Really? You’re really turning me down again?” Pepper covered her breasts as Gwen awkwardly blushed. “Look, I even see the third leg in your pants kicking! See… It’s rising! Just let me make you happy for five minutes! That’s all it will take to get the cherry out of me!”
“Who… who explained how marriage works to you?” Erick said, clearing his throat. “You only lose your cherry once… We should at least get some candles.”
“I promise to take you on three dates this week if you can just wait. If I die, I obviously can’t take any cherries for a long time!”
Gwen suddenly laughed as she patted Pepper on the back. “He’s just trying to say sweetie that if he takes your virginity right now he won’t be able to focus. However, don’t worry darling, you got here first, and you can get it first.”
“Really? You’re not going to steal his third leg from me?” Pepper looked at it, walking over and getting down on her knees. “What is it anyway? It looks sort of long… is it a banana? Is his third leg a banana?”
“It’s unbelievable how naïve you are Pepper.” Erick couldn’t help but grab her by the hair and rub her face. Leaning in, he gave her a kiss on her lips diving his tongue into her mouth.
He’d obviously gotten very turned on.
Women were usually like thorns in his life on Earth. If they were there, they were there for a few weeks, and he always bled because of it. However, now he had two girls… one naïve one, and one who looked like a model except with larger tits and a rounder ass.
“I’m going to leave you two alone now… However, I wanted to let you know I’m an expert seamstress… Do you have any leather so I can make you armor?”
“No… No I don’t… I sold my only wolf furs today… However, that’s great! I remember it being extremely hard to find people with professions!” Erick gave Pepper a kiss on the cheek as he smiled at Gwen. “I’ll give you all the materials I got from now on though! See you downstairs in a few minutes!”
“Wait… does this mean its third leg time!” Pepper said excitedly rubbing her hand against his chest. “I really want you to show me the pleasures of life, Erick! Please…. Please tell me you have time!”
Doing!
Erick couldn’t help but get so hard it nearly poked her in the throat. Looking down at it, she grinned wickedly before moving towards it.
“That’s… damn it! You’re so hot Pepper, but the Horde is in two and a half hours… I got to buy more soldiers, build a fence, and find out where the Militia is!”
“I understand.” Pepper teasingly gave him another kiss on the cheek. “When you’re ready for me, I’ll be in the kitchen! Gwen may be a seamstress, but I’m a cook! With our four hands, you’ll never sleep badly at night!”
“It’s like you always know how to say the most innocent, but appealing thing… ugh…” Erick gave her one more kiss. “I’ll see you downstairs! Remember to put on your clothes!”
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“Wow… this really is a different world… I can’t think of another world where making out with your other girlfriend would be okay…” Erick looked down at the wooden block in his pants and sighed.
“Damn it! Why do I have to be such a nice guy! She wanted it… Erick… she wanted it!”