Synopsis
A funny, fast fantasy story, with many twists...
Twenty years ago, in his hour of greatest need, the great orc warrior King Jend met the beautiful Aida, an elven sorceress who would become his queen. Together the couple freed their land from tyranny and built a strong, prosperous kingdom, where their loyal creatures of all types (mostly) get along.
Now they face a new test: dealing with the increasing independence of their teenage daughters, Wyndy and Myla – powerful sorceresses in their own right, with opinions on how the kingdom should be run.
As the story opens, the princesses are setting off on their giant wolves with their guard force of orcs, goblins, and buggebears. They are on a simple mission of delivering party invitations. But the mission is interrupted by Count Rassler, a young human noble from the neighboring kingdom. He is fleeing a ruler that seeks to imprison and probably kill him. Human knights and their soldiers are in hot pursuit of Rassler and threaten all of their kingdom if they aren't stopped. The royal family must use their wits and lead their squad to repel the larger human force – while trying not to kill any of them. They may be monsters, but they are not barbarians, after all.
Cover art by Raul Gonzalez.
Table of Contents
- 1Chapter 1: Delivering Party Invitations2024-11-25
- 2Chapter 2: The Circle Invokes the Gods2024-11-25
- 3Chapter 3: Meeting Humans2024-11-25
- 4Chapter 4: Humans Invading2024-11-25
- 5Chapter 5: Riding Dragons Is Difficult2024-11-25
- 6Chapter 6: Shadow Wants a Tummy-Rub2024-11-25
- 7Chapter 7: Wyndy’s Plan2024-11-25
- 8Chapter 8: The Humans Should Have Thought This Through2024-11-25
- 9Chapter 9: King Jend Arrives, Gives Out Party Invitations2024-11-25
- 10Chapter 10: The Human King's Counselors Have It All Figured Out2024-11-26
- 11Chapter 11: Count Rassler Learns About the Local Culture2024-11-26
- 12Chapter 12: The Intensive Language Course2024-11-27
- 13Chapter 13: The Temple of Elemental Fashion2024-11-28
- 13Chapter 12, Part 2: After Surviving the Intensive Language Course He Learns Their Secrets2024-12-11
- 14Chapter 14: Unusually Evil Felines, Plotting2024-11-28
- 15Chapter 15: Invader Humans Go Sight Seeing2024-11-30
- 16Chapter 16: The Inappropriate Unicorn2024-12-01
- 18Chapter 17: The Party2024-12-11
- 19Chapter 18: Ballroom Dancing Is Not a Form of Torture2024-12-11
- 20Chapter 19: The After-Party, feat. The Vatharian Assassins2024-12-11
- 21Chapter 20: Explaining the After-Party to Her Father2024-12-14
- 22Chapter 21: A Cat-Demon Shares His Thoughts2024-12-14
- 23Chapter 22: The Bronze Citadel Is a Must-See2024-12-18
- 24Chapter 23: University Rankings Are Very Important2024-12-18
- 25Chapter 24: The Emperor Visits The Old Forest2024-12-18
- 26Chapter 25: Deposits and Dragons2024-12-21