Chapter 0: A chapter stolen from another place, another anime.

It happened one day in 2069, when all these random fidget spinners started raining down everywhere.

At first, they seemed harmless enough, so a bunch of us normies invented this cool new spinning technique.

Thats when we realised these fidget spinners weren't so harmless after all.

They were packed with [STAND] powers from another world. [STAND]s would emerge based on the spinning prowness of the user, the strongest of which is rumored to have sunk the long lost nation of Kekistan.

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These [STAND] users are respectfully called austists and the battles between them are unoriginally called [STAND] battles.

My name is Johnny and my father has just been killed by a mysterious man who calls himself "I'm depressed".

Together with my [possibly worthless] friends who will serve no other purpose than make me look stronger, I will find my father's killer and bring him to justice and... possibly save the whole of mankind in the process?

I dunno, this is frankly all kind of gay.

[Opening theme song abruptly plays]