i step out the house i look up i*inhale,exhale* a sunny day barely any clouds,i walk out/cross roads and i keep walking 10 minutes past 30 minutes to go *swoosh*i hear something above me i look up'ohh its carpet flying' a person on it with a giant flyer'ohh my god an authentic Indian restaurant from one of the biggest chain restaurant in India and its opening tomorrow,it said, really in 3rd person huh i my wanna check it out, 3pm,okay'

10 minutes past i see a flyer on a wall en a curner it said 'THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE EVER' below it on the right'Z1X1,"tagline",i'll blow you until you die'on the left 'VS,ASTROMAN,"tagline",i'llfuck you until you die' me 'WTF,of course astroman gonna win,astroman,astroman,astroman'i start chanting astroman in my head,because astoman is a parody of the worst superhero ever existed his name was "arrowhead" his ability was he can shoot arrows very accurately, until during a supervillains invasion he shot one of his companion in the head killing her and of course she was the healer and that was boys&girls was the supervillain invasion of 1999 and the funny part was Z1X1 was the healer!,and i need to get it,it said the bluray comes out tomorrow, 1pm huh'and that was my last thought before reaching the school gate, aanndd am late nobody except me

'ooh its the gate guard john i didn't know it was his shift today,great, i dont know why but he always let me in after knowing my name,but i think i'm onto something'

getting near the gate and going past it i look at john who looks in his thirties and he looks at me and we say(mcJohn/gtaJohn)"sup john"and i keep walking and oh yeah our fathers name was Christopher, maybe that's why

i go inside the school to the corridor aanndd its class time, i keep walking trying to remember what we have now'oh yeah history' i go to the history class,stand in front of the door'and here we go again'*knock knock,tech*i go in,and everyone looks at me like i'm an actor,just an actor not even a famous one a disappointing one i guess hehe

(female teacher)"oh hey john"(john)"hey miss,jewels"(miss jewels)"Detention?"(john)"yeah" (class)"*giggling*" i go to my seat on the far left corner,i set and but my face down on the desk trying to catch some sleep,"history"kuh, i already know the past history but today is about dead superheros past and adventurers conflict of interest with superheroes,you my think how does adventurers exist in a planet fully explored,that's because other planets exist and we can access them,you my think its because of science,nope,its elves That's it,because of the crazy goddamn elves

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we the humans in the middle ages survived because we lived in a corner that nobody wanted, we barley had any vegetation/water/stock you name it,dwarfs are the best builders&makers,beastman are the best hunters&gatherers and all rounders melee fighters including orcs, and the elves ooh the elves the most craziest and smart people you'll ever find and the best magician out there,you may ask why the craziest?will let me give a bit of history trivia

there is a race called demons/devils or fiends whatever you wanna call them and all the most famous sub races from Abyssals to focking Succubus were all made by the elves just to mislead the dwarfs&beastman and the humans i guess,think about it they made an entire race just to fool the other races and for nothing i guess,oh and the demons had a war with the elves and took halve of there continent and they do everything from magic to making thats it i guess

ooh That's right how we united, will we humans basically did everything inventing from the wheel to electricity and eventually cars and computers aanndd everyone wanted us from dwarfs to demons,sense nobody could fully get us we made an agreement if everyone could be in peace peace we will trade to everyone and tadaaa!! it worked,everyone prospered especially us

and our next frontier was space!!! but elves had another idea instead of space shuttle or maybe even spaceships!!! they used magic That's right magic they suggested that building an arena the size of a city that can hold millions that can quadruple maybe even sextuplet magic, aanndd somehow everyone gone with it, after the construction of the arena they put near halve of there people 3 million to be exact and they used a combination of high level teleportation magic and warping magic and shot it to space, yep of course we calculated the trajectory of were the planets gonna be next week,yep an entire week just standing there shooting,and after it reached the planet mars by the way,with combination magic they made a gate at mars that can teleport

and the 2nd planet project was 5 years after,they used there entire population and an entire month to reach Jupiter, Venus was just too hot and that was 10 years ago*ringgg ringgg*' oh great i didn't even sleep.