“Hello everybody! Welcome back to my show! Last time I hope you ‘fell’ in love with the Falling Man ahahahaha.”

Complete silence dominates the surroundings.

“Ahem, anyways, today our special guest will be...”

A piece of paper is passed to Jack off the side of the screen.

“!”

“Oh my god, holy crap, no, no no, wait, no way! are you being serious?”

Jack is visibly surprised, scared, happy and panicking all at the same time.

“Are you telling me we get to interview Batman!? THE BATMAN!?”

“That’s what I was given Jack.” Lily nods and replies to Jack who’s shaking with excitement, the piece of paper is in crinkles, almost torn apart.

“YUSSS! YES YES YES! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ONLY ON OUR VERY SECOND EPISODE OF THE SEASON WE GET TO MEET THE LEGENDARY BATMAN!”

Jack announces at the top of his lungs.

“IT IS EVERY BOY’S DREAM TO MEET THE LEGENDARY SUPERHERO! COME EVERYONE! NO TIME TO WASTE LET’S GO!”

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“Hi I’m Batman.”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“Y-you, you say you are Batman?”

“Yep, I’m Batman.”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU BATMAN!?”

Lily hurriedly tries to hold back Jack who’s almost at the throat of Batman.

“Hey! I am Batman alright, my name is Batman Smith, my parents gave me this very cool name, don’t be so rude my friend.”

“WHO THE FUCK IS YOUR FRIEND! I WAS EXPECTING THE REAL BATMAN! THE AUDIENCE WAS EXPECTING THE REAL BATMAN! MY DREAMS! MY AMBITIONS! ALL DOWN THE DRAIN BECAUSE OF YOU! AGGGGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIE DIE DIE!”

Lily is now struggling to hold Jack back from his erupting anger, although Lily herself doesn’t understand why Jack is so angry, however Jimmy was also visibly irritated by anger while tightly gripping the camera.

Lily thought to herself: “[Why are they getting so worked up for? It’s just a guy with a funny name.]”

As Lily finally reaching the end of her limits, she could no longer hold back Jack physically, so as she let go, she signaled a cut to the filming.

Before the video was cut, Jack lunged at the person named Batman and a fist could be seen in mid swing, on a path towards Batman’s face.

|| We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties. The program will now switch to ‘Tea time with Grandma Margret’. ||

“Good Afternoon Everyone... Too-day we will be trying the tea... Earl Grey... in my new tea set... my lovely granddaughter got me... there are little kittens... playing on the cups…”