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Welcome to the show! I'm your host Jack JobJob.
Today we are dropping in on the lives of-"
A fluttering sheet of paper is passed to Jack off the side of the camera shot.
"A marvelous Falling Man! His name is James, he has being falling non-stop for the past 3 years.
This is amazing! Come everyone, let's go see how he’s doing."
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Hello there James! Welcome to the show."
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Glad to be here Jack. Thanks for having meh.”
“Now I heard, you have being falling for the past 3 years is that correct?”
“That’s right Jack, I have being falling for 3 years, 2 months, 3 days to be exact.”
“That is quite amazing, so tell me.
How did you end up in this situation James?”
“Well Jack, I have lived in the mountains all me life, one day as I was on me daily route in the mountains, I came across a bolder that blocked meh route. Possibly due to the recent rain we’ve had ya see.”
“I see, So you fell when you attempted to move the boulder?”
“Aye, that is almost correct Jack. I attempted to move the boulder, however I did not how know, I started to get stuck in the boulder! Half of me body was inside the boulder Jack! Can you imagine that?”
“That is… that is quite unusual if I must say so myself James.”
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“And so I struggled and struggled, but I just couldn’t move at all! By now me legs and lower body are all within the boulder. Then suddenly, after final struggles.”
“You fell?”
“Aye Jack! I just somehow started to slide inside the boulder and fell through the ground!”
“Now that is an amazing situation Ladies and Gentlemen!
What happened next James?”
“Well I looked up the moment I fell and everything was just odd. I could see the ol'town I visited often far in the distance, however it is at the same level as me. Can you Imagine that Jack? The ground and boulder I fell through had nothing inside! It was just a single layer, from different angles the other ground and surfaces were see through! I couldn’t believe me eyes!”
“Wow James, now I don’t know if our audiences will believe you on that one.”
“Hehehe. I knew you would say that. Look above Jack, Look above.”
The camera is now pointed towards the sky, and there it was, the scene described by James, right there over their head. It's as if they are within the earth looking at everything from underneath.
“No way…”
“You see that Jack? I wasn’t lying now was I.”
“This is extraordinary Ladies and Gentlemen! The world is above us and we are just falling underneath!”
“Aye, and you might also notice, we are at the same distance this whole time. As if the world is now falling at the same ol'speed as us.”
“You’re right James! This is more than amazing.”
“I’m glad you like it.”
“Yes, this is fantastic! But now tell me James, how did you survive all these years while falling underneath the very world you lived in? I’m sure the audiences are dying to know.”
“Actually I’m glad you asked that Jack, It’s quite odd, sometimes animals, fruits and vegetation fall down here as well just like me. I swim around in the air to things I spot falling and harvest them ya see."
“Now that’s quite something isn’t it everyone. So what are your plans for the future James?”
“Well perhaps one day a lovely lass will fall and I can start me own family haha. But that’s just meh dreamin, can you imagine, a whole family falling?”
“Ha ha ha, Just believe James, who knows! It could happen you know?”
“Maybe Jack, maybe.”
“Hey perhaps next time we come, we will be able to interview the whole Falling Family!”
“Aye haha, I will definitely welcome you again!”
“Of course! Thank you James.
Now than. Ladies and Gentlemen, today you have witnessed the extraordinary life of Mr James the Falling Man! Let us know what you think! We here at Jack’s Otherworderology show will be happy to listen to your feedback.
Now tune in tomorrow for a new exciting story!
Ciaoo.”