After i woke up and tried to rub my eyes, I felt so tired that I couldn't move my hand all the way to my face.'Uhmm did I drink too much last night again? Dammit!! I hate when this happens!!’ as I look around everything is blurry and I can't focus my eyes 'shiiiit!! I'm definitely on something!!’ while talking to myself I hear a couple of voices coming from the side of my bed.
“Honey, he just woke up!! He looks so cute trying to rub his eyes with his little hands”
“Haha that's my son!! Look how surprised he is hearing us talk”
“Wtf!! Who are these people?!! How did they get into my house?!! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!!’
“Awww honey it looks like you upset him”
“But..but I said nothing!!”
“Hey you Lady, get your hands off me!! Let me down right now!! What are you doing?!! Why are you pushing my face against your….umf..emm”
“Here you go little Gabriel. I think he was just hungry”
“I would be hungry too if I could feed on those two big…ouch!! What was that for?!!”
“Don't talk like that in front of our baby!! Aww he went back to sleep so fast!! he was probably starving”
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“Now that the little guy is asleep maybe I can have some of what he got?…ouch!!”
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____one nap later____
'What's going on?!! If this is some prank then it's a terrible one!! Why Did I just woke up in the body of a baby and these two are treating me as their child?! Is this some kind of full immersion VR?!’ i try to remember the events of last night and the last thing I can recall is coming home from a party and logging to my favorite game Babylon's gate: infernal revenge, even if this game is almost 20 years old from the early 2130’s, the modding community kept it alive and competing with the best newer games, maybe the mod I downloaded recently was a troll from a funny guy?!
But damn this feels so real!!…..only one way to find out!!..I mentally summon the menu and a window appears in front of me “Haha I knew it!! It's definitely a prank!! I can clearly see the blue window in front of me!!”
STAT QUESTS SKILLS SPELLS PERKS MAPS INVENTORY MODS SYSTEM
“Just wait for me to get out of here!! The person who made this prank is going to hear about me!!” I mentally focus on the command [SYSTEM] a new window pop up.
SAVE LOAD CONTROLS SETTINGS
After few seconds of silence, I insist that my loud scream was totally justified “WHERE IS THE QUIT COMMAND ?! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHO MESSED WITH MY INTERFACE?!!” Did I panic and cry? Yes…but who wouldn't i was stuck in a game with no way out!! I kept looking for the quit command but it was nowhere to be found, even the safety measures of the VR headset didn't respond.
“Aww little Gabriel. Why are you crying?! Are hungry again?!” the woman try to pull me close to her but I scream harder “THIS IS TOTALLY NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR YOU WOMAN!!”
“Why are you so agitated?! Oh, did you leave me some gift in your pants?”
“HOW DARE YOU WOMAN?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE TAKING OFF MY PANTS?!”
“Ewww you left me a stinky gift hehe”
“I HATE YOU!! AND I HATE DIAPERS!!”