You know being born again is well...a unique experience. It wouldn't be that bad if I wasn't fully conscious, but to bad for me I was. Its one of the most uniquely terrible experiences one can have. It was so wet, cramped and just ughhh... Hopefully it won't happen ever again and I'd prefer to just stay dead if I have to go through this again to be reborn.
After being born and roughly cleaned I was handed to what I assumed was my mother. She was beautiful, she wasn't a beauty that you'd fight a war over but she was certainty one that you'd get in a fight with your friend to see if you could get her number at a bar. hmmm...what is a bar again...ah right a place where sad and or horny people go. anyway as I was examining her she brought me to her chest to breast fed me I tried to resist her but being born takes a lot out of you and I'm in a baby's body and instincts took over. After a while I just sorta fell asleep.
When I woke up I was in a different room held by a big burly man. If I were to describe him it would ne rugged lumberjack, broad shoulders and rough beard. Although he had very kind soft blue eyes. Oh yeah, silly me forgot to tell you what my mom looks like. Black hair, grey eyes, and curvy well at least in the breast department she it. I'm also assuming that lumberjack here is also a relative father? Uncle? Either way I'm kinda getting restless I want to move around but my baby body isn't much of a reliable body right now.
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"Oh is Little Nate awake?" This was coming from the other side of the room but the person who said it was quickly coming over. It was my mother. She was looking extremely well for someone who just gave birth for what I believe was not to long ago. wait...I can understand what she is saying...that just doesn't feel right.
"He is Lilith, would you like to hold him?" She nodded and I was handed over to her.
"I still can't believe it. We finally managed to have a child" Mom or well Lilith said this while looking at me and practically crying. So it would seem that they were having difficulties conceiving. It also seems that lumberjack is most likely my father.
"I know, I know. It hasn't been easy these last couple of years, but look we have a child now a healthy baby boy" lumberjack also said this while almost crying he also started to hug mom while me being sandwiched between the two.
hmm..this is kind of nice, i could get used to this... And I went back to sleep.