Nudge nudge ~

“Nnn~”

Nudge nudge nudge~

Stop it~

I wanna continue sleeping~

Nudge nudge nudge nudge~!

“Hrmm.....?”

Oh right, it’s about time they come in and bust out that this was all a prank....

Alright, let’s give them one in.

Let’s punch whoever is moving me right now.....just as a little payback for that scary zombie prank earlier.

Not to mention, that grip earlier hurt like fuck.

“Fuu.......!”

I opened my eyes in an instant, and sent a punch toward whoever is trying to wake me up.

It’s probably my troublesome step-dad.

Although...he was never kind enough to wake me up (if ever) by gently pushing me.

Oh shit, .........couldn’t this be my mother?

Oh well, they both played a part in this; so they both deserve a punch in the face!

Come to think of it....how did they open my room again?

I’m pretty sure I had the door locked, with the key still inserted within the keyhole...

“Grrrrooouughhh....”

“...........!”

God, it was like hitting metal!

What the fuck?!

I quickly began to focus my eyes, which couldn’t exactly make out the person in front of me out drowsiness.

“Who the fuck are you?!”

What stood before me was a pale woman, with white eyes--completely white.

I couldn’t see anything like a pupil within at all, and honestly....it freaks me out.

No only that, part of her skin has melted off of her body, which made her look....well, like an actual fucking zombie.

But what proved all of this for me was simple.....she was armless.

I can see a bone sticking out of one of her arms, while the other is missi--oh, never mind.

I found it near the fucking broken down door.

“Who the fuck are you!?”

“Groooaaah!”

Stop growling at me!

“Name yourself dammit! Were you hired by my parents?!”

Looking closely, why is she desperately trying to come near me?

Heck, she keeps bumping to the edge of the bed, only the sticking out bone in her arm able to reach me.

“Oh...don’t tell me, you can’t climb the bed in order to ‘eat’ me......? Are you really that in character?”

As I said before, zombies cannot exist in this world.

This is probably someone my parents hired in order to play along.

Still, this makeup is superb......It’s like the real deal.

Heck, how do the arms work? Were she originally an armless person?

“But.....I can’t believe those pieces of shit parents that I have actually broke down my door....”

First electricity, then the internet, then water....and now this.

Really, what a messed up pair of people....

Well, I’m quite the asshole myself though.

Not that I plan on fixing that anytime soon.

“Well, whatever. They’ll be the ones who are going to pay all the damages after all. Now then, would you mind going away for a bit, darling?”

I quickly looked at the disgusting armless zombie wanna-be, and exclaimed as such.

“Grrrrooooouuuugh.......”

“I see.”

Well, if you wanna play the hard way.....Just don’t complain when you get hurt.

I quickly make a move toward the front of the bed, away from the zombie at the edge who keeps bumping into it while glaring at me.

I quickly lower my feet to the ground, preparing to make a run for it.

“..................! Fuck! Is this water?!”

What the fuck!?

Why is there water on the ground!?!?!?!

“Oh god, oh god, oh god! Please, have mercy on me!!”

My laptop....my laptop.........!

I forgot all about it, and had it on the floor!!!!

What about the PsV and my phone, are they safe?!

“Shit, the phone is out as well, huh?! I should’ve gotten those water proof phones before!! Anyhow, where’s my PsV?!”

Dammit, where did I place my PsV again?!

Oh right, under the my pillow!

I quickly jump back to my bed, just in time; escaping from the zombie that was about to bite the place I was at.

“Woah....If I jumped a second too late, I could’ve been bitten....well, I bet you timed the whole thing...such dedication for the job, huh. You should have no problem working as an actor, miss!”

With that being said, I hurriedly crawled to my pillow, and inserted my hand bellow it.

“Phew...It’s safe.....”

I should’ve fixed my habit of using my laptop while in my bed....because of that, I ended up having to lower my laptop on the floor before going to sleep.

And of course, my phone was connected to my laptop for the internet...

Oh well, let’s just get this thing with me before they decide destroying it just like my laptop and phone.

I quickly made a run for it, and a pretty loud one because of the water, to the rooftop.

‘Why the rooftop?’ You might ask.

Well, it’s because that’s where the leak is coming from.

Since I doubt there’s rain outside-since it’s summer-, then the only way we can explain this is that the water tank...is, well, leaking.

Must be those bastards’ fault.

“........!”

Shit, I slipped!!

Got to protect the PsV!!!!

“Greeh...! My arm!!”

I ended up slipping in the hallway and fall down!

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

“Shit.....it hurts.....! But! It was worth it, at least my PsV didn’t suffer any water torture!! Even if I’m going to have them buy me a replacement later, the save-data within this thing will just good poof in the air, and like hell I’ll allow that!!”

““““Grroooouuuuuughh!!!””””

I quickly look behind me, and I found the earlier armless actor, and a few others coming toward me.

Two came out of my parent’s room, and one from the bathroom.

“Shit, those bastards are without a doubt, have been paid to destroy my shit!”

Is this your way of destroying my own lifestyle, you fucked up step-dad of mine?!

I quickly get up on my feet, and started running yet again.

This time, I made it to the kitchen...before I realized that there was yet another one hiding here.

“Grroooogh......!”

He sounded a bit different from the ones earlier, but this isn’t the time to think of that!

I ran around, circling around him.

Of course, the floor was covered in water.

So if he was in character....then he’ll follow me in right about now.

Splash, splash, splash!

“...............!? Fuck, how the hell are you so fast!?!?!?”

The zombie behind me-the one of a bald, old man- is sprinting at full force; swinging his arms backward and forward.....unlike a zombie?

“Shit, hey old man; stick to your goddamn character!!! Zombies can’t run!!!!”

No wonder the fucker sounded a bit different!!!

Hell, can an old man really sprint?!

This is beyond common sense!!!

I ran through the stairs like never before, opened the door, and closed it!

“God dammit....I don’t have the key to lock the door........!”

The old man aside, if the other zombies began joining....I won’t be able to hold this door closed!!!

Alright, let’s abandoned the door and look at the tank.

I bet my parents are laughing their asses off behind the tank, looking at my miserable, scared ass.

“Hrm. Those guys look professional...so they probably won’t break character. If that’s the case, then they can’t turn a door knob.....which also means, I can leave the door and look for my fucking parents. Which, should probably, be hiding behind that fucked up tank.”

I mean, where else could they be hiding?

They pushed me this far after all.

I quietly made my way to the tank, in order to not make any sounds at all.

“I can play this game as well....”

I quickly muttered that under my breath.

I slowly, really slowly, began to walk behind the tank.

Alright, I’ll give them a huge jump scare!

1.....2.....3.......!

“I GOT YOU SUCKERS!!!!”

I jumped to behind the tank, and to my surprise....no one was there.

““““““Kshhhh.....!””””””

Correction, countless rats with their green brain exposed were hiding there.

Shit, those fuckers can make sounds!

“W-woah!?”

They all looked at me, and began glaring.

A-are you telling me.....those aren’t fucking dolls......?

Eh, how come......

I don’t care right now, I got to make my way of here; away from the glaring, disgusting rats!!!

I quickly ran back to the door, and heard loud banging on the door.

“Fuck....if those rats are real......then why can’t those fucking zombies be real as well.....?”

Shit, I’ll have to start acting as if they’re the real deal now!!

Unless, those rats have been subjected to makeup....then that would make a bit sense.....

Either way, I need a higher point of view.

And at the same time, I need to, just in case, get away from those zombies wanna-be.

“Dammit....there isn’t any higher place than this......in my house at least....”

What to do now....I’m cornered here.....

“Should I attempt jumping roofs......?”

..........................I shouldn’t.

My physical abilities are way bellow average.........I haven’t exercised even once in my life.......

Damn.

Alright, I have an idea.

Based on the earlier armless zombie’s behavior, I get the feeling that they shouldn’t be able to climb stuff.

Well, maybe stairs....’cause that old man zombie did.

Or, maybe the old man zombie is the only one able to climb shit?

That’ll probably be the worst case scenario....so I really hope not.

“God dammit! I really hope I have enough power!!”

I quickly walked to the circular tank, and grabbed the lid that was on the floor.

“Gosh.....yup, there’s no water in this thing.”

Alright, this goes well.

But just in case, let’s see if there’s anything inside this dark place with my PsV's light......

Bang!

...............Or not!

“Fucking shit!!”

If I remember correctly, there was a zombie here yesterday.......right?!

As I am thinking of that, I quickly got inside the tank and began adjusting the lid to close myself in.

Just leaving a bit of an opening in case I wanted to leave though.

Fuck, that armless zombie....I only saw one of her hands....right?

“Then...I really hope that she was the one who was inside here.....I’d rather not risk it, because this thing might....not be a prank after all....”