Bang Bang Bang!!
“What, what do you want, mum!?”
“H-hurry up and get out of the room! W-we’re taking a plane out of japan in two hours!!”
“Huh?”
Is this her way of saying ‘get out of the room, you fucking shut-in’?
You’re not tricking me into leaving my room, Mum.
“T-the dead are coming back to life......! Hurry up, before they stop the airlines.......!!”
“The dead...? Zombies? Huh. Mum, you better come up with a better lie to get me out of my room.”
BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!!!
“Hurry up......!”
“You’re not going to trick me, mum!”
“Leave him, he’s a burden anyway!”
“But he’s my son!!”
Dammit, is that my step-father?
I always knew he thought of me like that.....
What a horrible way to tell me something I already knew, step father.
Well guess what, I think you’re a stupid dick to be banging my mum.
You hate me? I hate you as well.
“Hey, if you’re not going to get out...then we’re going to leave for dead.”
Leave me for dead?
You simply wish for me to whither away, no?
Fine, go.
After all, you tried these tricks way too many times in order to get me out of here.
“Go~ I don’t care. Food? I got some canned food and instant Ramen here. Water? I got tap water here as well. Frankly speaking, I don’t need any of you!”
“Hmph. Well, best of luck.”
‘Best of luck’ my ass.
I won’t get tricked by y’all.
Heck, I went to get canned food and instant to not open my door.
Zombie apocalypse?
This isn’t the wishful thread on 2Chan.....something that crazy can’t happen in real life.
“And yet, they dared to scoff me when I had my chuunibyou.”
Damn hypocrites.
“We’re leaving right this instant. There won’t be any turning back, you know. The phones no longer work, and the electricity and internet will, without a doubt, go off in a few hours.”
“Hah! Go away, delusional couple!! Like hell the internet would go down. Like hell the undead are taking over the world. And like hell the world has ended!”
“Is that so, Brat.”
“Honey.....”
“No matter then. I just hope you die a peaceful death, young man.”
“Son......please....get out of the room.......!”
Damn delusional couple.
“Let’s go. That brat is a man, and he already made his decision. Let’s go.”
“No! I refuse to leave him alone!! He’s my only son!!!”
“Hmph! Like mother like son.....huh. Well, no matter. I’m going to go, and I’ll be forcing you to follow me. If I can’t save the brat, then I can at least save you!”
“N-no........!”
“God dammit, if you’re going to have your sexual play, can you do it in a place away from my room?! Gosh, that’s disgusting!!”
“Fine then. Come on, we’re going.”
“B-but.....!”
“No buts! The brat himself doesn’t want to leave. Leave him be, he’ll be a burden later on anyways. The sooner he’s gone, the better.”
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Dammit, I can hear you!
But, I still won’t leave my room after all this abuse.
I can tell you one thing, and that is.....better luck next time.
I’ve already had worse verbal abuse than this, and that was coming from people I cared about.
You are a person I hate. Your words hold no weight within my heart.
“Huehuehue.....That was a good line! ‘Your words hold no weight within my heart’! I must quickly write it down before I forget!!”
Hehe, even if no one cares about me in real life, the internet does!
I write web novels online....and look, I’m the 3rd on the whole website, with the average of fifty thousand views!!!
Real life? It could go eat shit for all I care!
Zombies? Like hell those exist.
Sure, I might be able to find them in this website, but not in real life.
Oh? You’re interested in what type of story I’m currently writing?
It’s about the main character stuck in a world of games.
Now, I know this sounds a bit cliche....
But mine is a bit special!
The world forces you to play a game, with the apocalypse as the theme!!
For example, if we were to use the zombies....
Then, to clear the game...you could, for example, rescue a set number of people.
Or, perhaps....make a girl fall in love with you in this desperate struggle for humanity.
Or find the cure for the zombie epidemic.
Or perhaps find the ones behind the zombie epidemic.
Either way, it’ll take a set of unknown objectives to clear the game.
Of course, the hints are scattered all over the place--but you’ll have to work your brain in order to find them and decrypt them.
There could be false information squeezed in, or scattered information by other contestants.
And if by any chance that you clear the game.....You’ll be sent to yet another game in another apocalypse theme with yet another set of random objectives!
Oh, you’re wondering what the name of my story is?
「The Apocalyptic Games.」
Haha, a cool name, right?!
I bet it is, I bet it is.
Really, it’s my legacy from my chuunibyou days.
I don’t look at those days in embarrassment, but rather in delight.
It gives off the ‘Youth’ vibe.
Well, I could still be a chuunibyou though....
On the net, everyone who suffered from it and grew out of it are all embarrassed of it....
Either way, I better get back to writing my chapter.
The funny thing is, I still haven’t thought of a finale for the series.
I guess.....I want it to be at first place first before ending it?
I remember reading a manga about a duo mangaka doing something like that.
Quitting while you’re ahead of the game......
........Really, what an amazing achievement, ending an awesome work of art while it’s first.
I’m not planning on ending it with a ‘and that’s how the wheels of fate began to spin’ or something as cliche as that....Oh, and I mostly won’t end it like ‘I never thought that this is where it all started...’
Well.....
I really hope that....this becomes an awesome, memorable journey.