Joe Pov

Wait did I hear what she said correctly. I am not human anymore. Which is really ironic if you think about it. Why would a god reincarnate someone as a devil. I do not have much time to think about it because the slide show begins. It in black and white kind of like those health show in the forties.

God: So you got reincarnated as a devil insert name here. Well I am here to inform you and teach you all you need to know let get started now shall we. Bertrum next slide

A man who looks to tired for this crap presses a button

God: You might not know this but your body is going through some changes. Don't worry it it is perfectly normal. You will now notice that you have three more apendeges two wings and a tail. Devils know how to instinctively fly like a butterfly that just came out of its cacoon. Why don't we try it out for a bit please pause the video and test out your wings.

I pause the video than I spread out my wings. I try to start flapping them and my feet slowly start to float off the ground. I am actually flying. I decide to test these bad boys out and I stat fly around and I do loopty loop after I get tired I go back and press the play button.

God: Now that tested your new body parts lets talk about your old ones. you are now stronger faster and more durable than you ever before. You also have night vision and can see far better at night than you ever could before. Now lets talk about what we all want to know about magic. You are a high class devil that means you have and extreame amount of magical power. Try focousing some in your hand

I foucus and a warm sensation enter my hand and I look at that far off mountain. I am and I fire a blast of purple energey five seconds later half the mountain is obliterated

Joe: DANM !

God: I would wait before firing until you have control over your new found power. You a high level devil which means your walking disater on two legs.

Joe: Now she tells me.

God: As a High level devil you are the king and what is a king with out his servernts. Pick up the box you will find several chess pieces in there. If you suck at chess I sugest you learn to play better real fast. You have one Queen, two knights, two rook, two bishop and eight pawns. Each peice is one servent your Queen being the strongest and your pawn being the weekest, but no peice it worthless. Each peice have a diffrent abilty. Knights are swordsman and rely on speed. Rooks are strong and have a high defense. Bishop have high amount of magic power. Pawns can promote themselves and can become any piece as long as they make it to enemy territory. Your queen is your second in command they have all abilty of the others.

I pick up the queen piece.

Joe: I guess I should get a queen first I can't have a captain without my first mate.

God: Your pieces are also diffrent fom the one in this world. since you are not from this universe shouldn't your peerage not be from this unverse as well. These pieces allow you to choose and pick people and copy them from diffrent universes to join your peerage aren't I nice.

Joe: Yeah that pretty cool. I wonder why she allowed this

God: Why I allowed this I thought it would be funny people with strange powers never been seen before throwin the world into chaos is will be so enteraining.

Joe: What a little troll

God: Now I will send you and assistant to help you on your adventure into the new world. I would move if I were you.

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Joe: Huh?

Suddenley I hear screaming. I look up and see a familar sight of white cotten panties that I swore that I have seen before.

Angela: KYAAAAAAAAAAAA !

Angela falls right on top of me. If I was not a devil this girl would have killed me again. Wait where is my queen piece?

Angela: I landed softer than I thought I would.

Joe: That is because you are on my back please.....get off

Angela: I AM SO SORRY !

She gets off me and bows her head. Than I realize something she is wearing a French maid outfit. You can really see her cleavege.

Joe: Why are you here and why are you wearing a maid out fit.

Angela: I came here because I wanted to apologize. I volunteered for this assigment I must right my wrong I did to you.

Joe:You still are not answering my question why are you wearing the maid outfit.

Angela: Mom read your file and said you liked maids for some reason but I don't understand it. Why is this skirt so short.

Joe: That lolli is trolling me again. Hey look there is my queen piece.

I see my queen piece between Angela hefty moutains. I am about to ask her to give it to me when it starts to glow.

Joe: OH SHIT !

Angela: Joe what is going on.

I panic and I reach for the piece but it is to late and it is already going inside her. The only thing that is in my hand is Angela right boob. I know this not best time to notice but I can not help myself.

Joe: So soft

Angela: KYAAAAAAAAAHH!

SLAP ! I am hit with classic anime slap that I woukd never get in my life time. I knocked out cold. When I wake up it is about fifteen minuets later. I wake up which I beleive is the legendary lap pillow. I still have her hand print on my face.

Angela: Joe I am so sorry. I keep on screwing up your life. I keep on screwing up everyone life. I am so useless. If only Beatrice was here instead of me.

Joe: Beatrice?

Angela: Beatrice is my older twin sister she died saving me, I know nobody says it but people say they took the wrong twin.

Joe: Don't say that. Sure your a little... clumsey, but that can be worked on. Beatrice saved you because she thought you were worth saving. Like it or not we are stuck together. Call it fate, destney, or little lolly trolling me once again. You are now my Queen that mean your now my responsability

She does not say anyhing but she just smiles. We start to have a moment by something howling we look up and see flying monkeys? What is this the Wizard of Oz. The biggest monkey comes down. It is black and gray. instead of brown It also has a scar on his eye.

Monkey leader: Were you the one that blew up my home

Joe:......

Monkey Leader: I am Taka leader of the flying monkey Demons did you destroy our home.

Joe: It was an accident

Taka: So it was you I expect compensation

Joe: I am sure we can work something out.

Taka: We will take the women

Joe and: Angela: WHAT !

Taka: She is your Servent devil is she pays us back with her body than We will let you go. It a fair deal.

Joe: Ok now your pissing me off, I was fine and happy with working off my debt, but you crossed a line. So why don't you go back to what ever left of your littl mountain and go throw poop at each other you stupid ass monkeys.

Taka: Look like the young devil has some backbone kill him and take the girl.

Angela: Joe don't do this you bareley know me.

Joe: Yeah but your my Queen now your my responsabilty TRACE ON ! SENBONZAKURA !

A blade suddenley appears in my my hand. I copied the zanpakto of Byakua Kuchiki from Bleach. I have Ulimted blade works I can copy any thing I see that includes anything from anime and dad said TV rot your brain.

Joe: Scatter Senbonzakura

Angela: So beautaful

Joe: Beautaful but deadly

My sword than turn into sakura petalas and the monkey laugh wel they did until they started being cut into bits .

Monkey: AHHH MY ARM !

Monkey2: WHAT MAGIC IS THIS !

Monkey3: MY EYE MYE EYE!

Monkey 3: OH MY GOD HE KILLED MANNY !

Monkey 2: YOU BASTARD !

Taka: We underestimated the boy switch targets to the girl. Get her and we have all the leverage when can get.

Joe: SHIT ANGELA RUN AWAY !

The monkey go after Angela. Shit I am not going to make it in time.

Angela: I will not run away. I am done being useles. I WILL PROTECT MY MASTER !

Suddenly a red aura of energey comes from her necklace and her devil wings come out her hair turn black and her eyes red. She looks at the monkeys.

Angela: You insect wish to to touch me KNOW YOUR PLACE !

A beam of red mana comes out of her hands and she obliterates all the monkeys that was after her.

Joe: DANM !

Angela: Wow you are less useles than I thought. I thought you were punk but your not that bad. I been watching you Joe Seto.

Joe: Angela

Angela: My name is Beatrice

Taka: YOU BITCH YOU KILLED MY MAN I WILL KILL YOU !

Beatrice: Useless CHAOS SMASH !

Her fist glows red and she punch Taka in the head so hard that it flies fright of his body. Than she smiles. SHE IS A SADIST !

Beatrice: I can't beleive I got called out for a weakling like that now Joe Seto we need to talk for starters WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A MAID DRESS !

She shoots a black beams of energey at me but I negate it with Imagine Breaker. I knew that would come in handy. See what I did there. She clicks her toungue.

Beatrice: I forgot that old hag gave you that abilty. I will let you go for now since you helped protect Angela.

Joe: Just who are you

Beatrice: You already know the answer I am Beatrice your Queen. But that does not mean I except just yet my man can not be weak. Oh you touch Angela your touching me so touch her again and I will mount your balls to my wall and display them as a trophey. Do we understand each other.

Joe: Yes mam

Than Beatrice neclace glows and her hair turns blonde and her eyes back green and she becomes Angela again.

Angela: What happened. Joe why do you look like you about to piss yourself.

Joe: Nothing noting at all

Who is Angela is she Angela or is she Beatrice what is the real her. Looks my life will sure be intresting with a queen like this.