Joe Pov

Right now, I am in bed with Yoroichi, Leone, and Kuroka. I call this Kitty night because they all have some sort of feline ability. When my clock starts to buzz. I do not move. Than It get louder.

Clock: WAKE UP YOU ASSHOLE!

Joe: I need a new clock.

I smash it and I slowly wake up. Than I head to my clock room grab another clock and set it and put it back on my dresser. The best part about being rich is that you get to buy and destroy useless shit as much as you want. I brush my teeth and get in the shower. Then I go down the stairs and start to make breakfast. The scent of food is starting to wake everyone up. First Angela comes down, followed by Rin, Homura, and Tsugumi. The next people are Saeko and Zest. Finally, it is Kitty Kat Squad of Leone, Kuroka and Yoroichi.

Joe: Ok First order of business we need to register Yoroichi and Tsugumi. Yoroichi you will be a third year and Tsugumi you will be a second year.

Kuroka: What about me.

Joe: Your little old to be wearing a school uniform not saying I would not mind looking at you in a school uniform because that can be arranged. I am getting off topic. We need you to be low key until I can talk to Gremeory.

Kuroka: But I want to go to. I want to go talk to Shirone

Everyone: Shirone?

Kuroka: Shirone or Koneko is my little sister and I have not seen her in a long time. Danm I forgot my camera.

Everyone: SISCON!

Rin: We cannot leave her alone now.

Everyone: Agreed

Zest: How about she comes with me at my job.

Rin: That right that is such a good idea. It will give her something to do and you will be able to watch her.

Joe, Homura and Angela: You have a job?

Zest: Master of course I have a job were do you think we get all this money from to live in this giant mansion.

Joe: You do have a point. I just never bothered to asked. Honestly, I just thought you cleaned all day.

Zest: That only for the first two hours. Than I go to the Devil’s Luck

Joe: That New casino that open in Kuoh Town recently I heard it is popular will the locals. Wait you work at the casino.

Zest: I do not work at the casino I owned the casino. Well technically since you are my master you own the casino and the loan office next door. Rin thought of the idea.

Rin: It started by making a few good investments. We buy two building right next to each other. Zest makes earth golems for the work force. The gamblers give us pacts and we give them money and then they spend the money at our casino. They lose their money. They make pacts. It a cycle. That what we did in the Underworld it worked there. It works here just as well.

Joe: Why do I feel like I am becoming and Underground boss. What do you do if people try to cheat you?

Zest: We let them deal with Rocky.

Joe: Rocky

Zest: A stronger golem and I have them break his leg Than I give him a week To give me my money or I break it other leg, but there is no third chance three strikes and you’re out.

Joe: Wow that got dark fast. Oh, Saeko can you be a dear and pass the sausage and bacon.

Saeko: Her you go.

Joe: Thank you

After we finish eating. Tsugumi, Homura, Yoroichi, Angela, Leone. Saeko, Rin and I head to school. Yoroichi Tsugumi and I head to student council office. To get them registered.

Sona” Back from Italy Seto. I see you brought people back.

Joe: Yes, Italy was fruitful/

Stolen novel; please report.

Sona” Is this going to be habit of yourse keep adding new students. Should I keep any more spots open or is this it.

Joe: Two would be good.

Sona eyes just twitch, but she registers Yoroichi and Tsugumi... Yoroichi is in Saeko class and Tsugumi is in mine, she told me that she would catch up with me after she put on her uniform. Once I get to class, I take my seat. It the back-window seat. You know the one the protagonist always sits in. I feel like my life is like a fanfiction sometimes. I spot Issei and Asia come in together and they wave at me and sit down.

Issei: Oh, hey Joe where you for the past couple of days.

Joe: Oh, just some business in Italy no big deal.

Issei: You here were getting another new student I hope it a hot chick.

Asia: Issei if you wanted look at pretty girls you could look at me… I guess.

While they are talking. In walk Tsugumi. WHAT IS THIS WHY IS SHE WEARING A BOYS UNIFORM! I feel like I have been cheated. Where Rocky I will have someone legs broken for this. Well I guess you can still tell she is a girl because she has her mother bow in her hair.

Tsugumi: Hello my name is Tsugumi Inui it is a pleasure to meet all of you and I hope that we can become great friends.

She sends them a dazzling smile. I swear I saw stars for a second. Than I hear girls scream I hear boys groan. Wait they cannot tell she is a girl?

Girl: KYAAAHHH HE IS LIKE A PRINCE!

Girl 2: A BLACK-HAIRED PRINCE!

Girl 3: HE IS LIKE ANOTHER KIBA!

Issei: Great just what I need another guy oozing off more pimp juice

Joe: So they really can’t tell.

Issei: What are you talking about Joe you know that guy.

Joe: Allow you to introduce my Rook Tsugumi Inui, Oh by the way Tsugumi is a girl.

Issei: HE IS A CHICK!

That got the other attention. I feel like he just broke the hearts of half the class but got half the class crying tears of joy.

Joe: Hey Tsugumi why are you wearing a boy’s uniform.

Tsugumi: I been wearing males’ clothes for so long I would feel uncomfortable in a skirt. The president also said it was o rule against me not wearing a male uniform.

Joe: But you would look cute in a skirt.

Tsugumi: CUTE!

Suddenly Tsugumi face turn red and she suddenly throws A GRENADE! HOW THE HELL DID SHE EVEN SMUGGLE THAT IN HERE! I quickly use Imagine breaker and cancel out the explosion. Good thing that was a magical grenade otherwise we be screwed. I quickly use one of my devil skills persuasion. This only works on human though.

Joe: You never saw a grenade. It was just a rock.

Class: It was just a rock,

Issei: Were the hell did she get a grenade

Joe: Just be thankful it was not the rocket launcher. I would have had a hard time covering that one up.

Tsugumi: Sorry I tend to shoot things when I get embarrassed.

Issei: You knew, and you still do it.

Joe: Worth it.

Class goes on rather smoothly and nothing really goes on. When the day is over. Angela and I head to the ORC. We got to tell them about Kuroka eventually. Come on Joe it like a band aide just rip off real fast and get it over with. I open the

Joe: GREMOERY I HAVE COME TO BARGIN!

Than I feel something is not quite right, there seem to be more people in here than there should be, Than I notice Issei is own the ground under the heel of some unknown women and Then I spot a man with blonde hair red eyes and wearing a suit.

Joe: Well this got awkward quick.

Angela: You just made it awkward by saying it is awkward you never say it awkward in these kinds of situation your making people feel uncomfortable Joe.

Joe: Their uncomfortable I am uncomfortable walking into to this situation look at the tension in this room you cut it with butter knife.

???: Are these two  Idiots Gremeory. Are they also part of your worthless peerage.

Joe: You best check yourself be you wreck yourself you sorry excuse for a gigolo blonde. I am not part of Gremeory peerage.

Rias: Joe Seto this is Rizer Phoenix of the house of Phoenix. Rizer this is Joe Seto of the House of Dio an up and coming house.

Oh this is Rizer I guess we are coming up on this part of the anime, but it is not like I care it has nothing to do with me.

Rizer: I am her Fiancé

Joe: Oh, that sucks for you Rias having to spend the rest of your life with this tool. Hey at your wedding will there be cake.

Pawn: BASTARD HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT LORD RIZER!

Suddenly one of Rizer pawn comes and attack me but Angela turns into Beatrice and she does and axe kick and slams the pawn head into the ground,

Beatrice: I am the only one who gets to attack him bitch.

Joe: Oh, I am sorry I could not hear you over the sound of my queen slamming her foot into your face. My queen very violent but very protective of what is hers. So, no cake?

Rias: There will be no wedding

Joe: We can still have cake though.

Beatrice: Your getting off topic idiot tell Red why were here so we can go.

She says that while her foot is still on the pawns head. For once I am glad that I am not in that position. Beatrice is aggressive at everything she does, Including when she is horny. I am getting off topic again.

Joe: Yeah your right I came here for reason. I got Kuroka Tojo to join my peerage,

Rias: WHAT!

Koneko: WHAT!

Rias: But she is a felon.

Joe: She was a felon

Rias: What are you talking about.

Joe: I am calling in my favor and my favor is to acquit Kuroka Tojo of all charges and make her a free kitty.

Rias: The House of Gremeory does not have that type of power.

Joe: But there is someone who does have the power to clear Kuroka your older brother one of the four great devil kings. If you ask him he definitely agree. Do you know why because HE IS A SISCON!

Rias: I guess If you put it that way, I guess your right all right I will see what I can do, but the Caspian will not like that. You will probably make and enemy out of them.

Joe: Too late for that.

Rias: What was that

Joe: Nothing. Since you’re being a good sport. I will help you out. Why don’t  you challenge blonde to a rating game?

Rias; That not a bad idea.

Rizer: Put up all the resistance you want but, in the end, you will be mine. Will you ask your queen to get her foot off my pawn head?

Joe: Beatrice

Beatrice: Ok fine.

Sona: Will Joseph Seto come to Student Council Office will Joseph Seto please come to the Student council office.

Beatrice: what did you do.

Joe: Nothing. I think. Did that freshman squeal about what Leone and I were doing in the janitor closet? I told that punk Snitches end up in ditches.

Beatrice: What did you do with Leone in the Janitor closet.

Joe: The same thing what we did in the girl’s bathroom on the third floor three different times.

Beatrice: Shut up idiot

Like I said aggressive. We head up to Sona office to our surprise we find someone for us Something Caspian

Elijah: So, your Joseph Seto

Joe: And your you.

Beatrice: You forgot his name didn’t you.

Joe: Sorry I tend to forget the names. Who are you again I know it something Caspian. Oh I got it. Izaiah

Elijah: IT IS ELIJAH!

Sona: Don’t antagonize him. I am here as a mediator. This guy just comes in here bargaining in my office asking for your head. What did you do?

Elijah: This bastard is helping fugitive and my brother killer and stole my Sacred Gear. I going to demand both,

Joe: Let me think about that no.

Elijah: Than I shall bring the wrath of Caspian all over you and your puny house will not survive the onslaught.

Joe: You think so pedophile Yoroichi the file.

You think I would not study up on people that are trying to do one of my girls harm now would I. Yoroichi hand me a file and I hand it over to Elijah. His face turn red with anger

Joe: Don’t worry I have extras what would happen If I put this on Devil tube. Or better yet call a couple of houses Sona can I borrow your Devil Phone.

Elijah: Fine you win with Kuroka, but I still want my sacred gear back. It Kuroka or the Gear you cannot have both.

Joe: Why not that file says I can have both.

Elijah: That may be the case but what happen when the file gets out and I have nothing more to lose. Now Choose Kuroka or Canis Lykaon there is no third option.

Joe: When your out of Options you make one. I challenge you to a Rating game.

Elijah” WHAT!

Joe: You win you get my Sacred Gear and the file. I win I keep it and you never come in front of me again.

Elijah: You just had your undoing I have several rating games; I am a veteran. I will love destroying a rookie like you.

Joe: It will be a week from now.

Elijah: Fine one week. See you in a week Seto and keep Canis warm for me hahahahahahaha.

Sona: Are your sure you know what you are doing. He right Elijah has been in several rating games and never loss how many have you been in.

Joe: This would be my first.

Sona: Moron

Beatrice: Idiot

Joe: Hey even the greatest of Generals had to start somewhere. Elijah Caspian prepare to be my stepping stone to greatness.