Jonesy knew that to face the divine immortal king, he had to make use of all of his emotes and skills. "Divine king, I'll show you real strength, something beyond you."
"Jonesy, don't you think I won't forget how you wronged my daughter by fooling her that time, but let me amuse myself with your coonery "
Jonesy could see the fortnite battle ui, and made his first move. In the list of emotes he had unlocked through scouting the woodlands of Amnoore, he selected the L dance.
He rose his left hand on his forehead, and created the L sign. The salient in the room, that L striking everyone's attention. Yet he went forth to place his right hand upon his groin, a stifling insulting sight to the presence of the divine immortal . But the crux of his skil begun , and he began side stepping and jumping .
"LETS SEE YOU FACE AGAINST THIS OLD KING" Jonesy did the notorious L dance . That renowned dance that brought many losers to their knees.
"A jester hasn't appeared in court in centuries , until today. You have disgraced this land. I can't bear to continue seeing this ridiculous brat."
The divine king unleashed his eternal will , and the entire floating palace in the ancient continent was frozen ; his strongest soldiers and comrades dropped to their knees, and yet...
Jonesy continued to L dance, disregarding the divine king's will.
The atmosphere grew absolute cold as the Divine King remained stoic. His right hand man and various soldiers remained stiff, for they knew the wrath to come.
Jonesy had set his chess piece in stone, the first effect of the L dance was beginning to take effect, that is,the enemy's anger. He began his next move immediately, a satanic chant to further reel the king into emotional instability.
He continued to do the L dance, then began to chant "We like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite welikefortnitewelikefortnitewelikefortniteWELIKEFORTNITEWELIKEFORTNITEWELIKEFORTNITE"
The entire throne room began to fight back against these demonic chants, alongside being thrown down from the king's will. The king himself remained stoic as the atmosphere grew wild.
" I see. All of you, leave, I'll deal with him." The king knew even with the ridiculous chanting and dancing Jonesy did, he was far from a normal person, to be able to nonchalantly ignore his divine will. In an instant, the throne room turned into an open stage for the Divine King to no longer hold back without destroying his palace.
Jonesy instantly initiated the shuffle dance, his feet illusory traversed stationed in place, in all forms of direction impossible for a normal person to do so with their legs. His speed was buffed up. The sun rose through the mountains far beyond and centred upon the Divine King's tip of his lance. It looked like any ordinary military weapon, yet people knew that in the Divine King's hand, mountains would submit. As if a wind roc had risen up in anger, screeches of the wind flew towards Jonesy, yet he continued the Shuffle emote, and dodged them all. The Divine King, further irritated, began using his strongest attack to instantly deal with Jonesy, for he was one to never hold back, never leaving himself unguarded for any trick. A Divine Immortal technique, able to glisten alongside the stars in the sky, it seemed as if the sun followed the lance's tip as it rose.
Jonesy didn't hesitate to spend his 1900 V -Bucks gathered through months of training, and bought the limited Sans Costume off his fortnite treasury menu, which was a one use only.
'A legendary tier outfit is far too costly with V Bucks, but luckily there's a rent option, a 1 day use for all of my V- Bucks, but so be it, I will use all of my cards against the king'
Cracks began to form in a fibonacci circle towards Jonesy, a technique able to weave the world's laws. The Divine King's strongest technique was unleashed, as strings of gold cracked open through the world's laws itself, and surrounded Jonesy.
This time, Jonesy committed to the shuffle emote in his Sans outfit, buffing the effect tenfold. Att his point, his agility had far surpassed mortality, and could be considered the greatest agility technique in the realm of the divine immortals. To be able to even dodge through the broken pieces of world's law itself, it truly surpassed the original definition of agility. This time though, he could do the shuffle dance without being forced to be stationary, as the Sans outfit had its unusual technique of phasing through space. The pieces had fallen together in place, his next move to defeat the king.
He was aware that the technique the king used would home towards Jonesy continuously, so he couldn't dodge forever. In an instantly, with the ability of his Sans outfit, he was on the left flank of the Divine King.
"His presence is that of a mortal, yet he can evade through my skills and will. What on earth is he? Fine, I'll dance along with you, jester." The king wouldn't simply stay at put, and danced around the stage, yet Jonesy had no issue keeping up with him.
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Jonesy had temporarily phased through the structures of the world's laws, the lines of its existence clearly shown. The strength between his hands force, though it never met as a clap, resounded and broke the King's divine technique, nullifying his law destroying technique. Each beat pointed essence all throughout the King, bruising his body.
"for a mortal to damage my body. No, no, I am the strongest under the skies here, how can you do this. I will use my essence TO GRIND YOU DOWN JONESY" and as he further pushed his soul further, the Divine King further evolved and broke through, advancing his strongest technique on the fly. Multiple fibonacci circles of heavenly sun rays broke around Jonesy, and even he knew he would struggle to deal with this.
"I still have that lootbox from my early achievement, if I manage to get a temporary usage of the god outfit Thanos, I would be able to crush him. But, luck must be on my side." Dear memories went past Jonesy, his precious time of opening loot boxes in gacha games, and he was renowned for his luck. He threw his final card, to get that Thanos Outfit.
The Divine King was relentless, using multiple stacks of his strongest technique. This was the most pushed he had ever been, as the realms of the gods was in sight, he was steadily breaking through his largest bottleneck. He had only Jonesy to thank for this, yet he still would pursue to defeat him. But alas, this was where he would fall..
The thanos outfit was temporarily unlocked, for 1 hour he was able to make use of the Thanos outfit. A thunderous roar erupted from the realms of the gods, the galaxies trembled at the presence of a legend. Little did Jonesy know he would cause an outrage in the echelons of gods.
And immediately did he begin the Orange Justice. A whirlwind of cosmic gusts burst through, all aimed towards the Divine King.
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The Divine King was temporarily stunned, having multiple of his essence techniques broken in an instant left him in a muddle stupor. Jonesy continued, and began the Pumped Up dance.
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Increasing his attack ten fold, he was going all out, to make use of the strongest dance and string through a technique to rival the gods. The L dance in thanos' outfit would break through the heavenly skin of the Divine King, temporarily rending him unable to regenerate through mortal skills.
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On this day, the Divine King disappeared, his nation left in disappeared. For little did they know, he was banished eternally through the Default Dance of Thanos.
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The Divine King mustered in his final breath..
"But how, I am at the peak of Divine Immortal, and godhood was in reach...?"
"Because...
I'm Already Tracer."