[Ugh my head] I open my eyes only to find darkness surrounding me. *Am I dead, I have to be dead right*. I try getting up only to feel the familiar piercing pain in my side [NOPE, I can't be dead, then where am I] "YOU ARE IN MY REALM" I hear a booming voice which startled me more than I'd like to admit. (Wh-Who are you) my voice is shaking whatever it is its presence is overwhelming me.
"ME, I'M THE GOD OF MONSTERS" I'm shocked to think I'd meet the second god we worship. First is the Dragon god that is. [W-W-W-WAIT WHAT] "I HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU AND HELP YOU ON YOU JOURNEY". [D-Does this mean I'm destined to go on amazing adventures and save the world] I said this with an excited look in my eyes. "NO IM JUST BORED AND I THINK GIVING POWER TO A KOBOLD WOULD BE FUNNY AS HELL". Words do not describe how disappointed I feel right now. "I SHALL BESTOW UPON YOU A HIDDEN MONSTER CLASS AND THE ABILITY TO UNLOCK THE POTENTIAL OF THE MONSTER CLASS AS WELL AS SOME OTHER ABILITIES SUCH AS STATUS AND STATUS CHECK" [WAIT STATUS CHECK ISN'T THAT A SKILL ONLY HEROS FROM ANOTHER WORLD CAN USE] "YES HOWEVER THE GOD OF LIGHT WHO SUMMONS HEROES IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PRICK WHO LOVES TO BRAG TO OTHERS SO I SNUCK INTO HIS REALM AND STOLE THE MAGIC"
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*Wow never knew the gods were like this* [Wait what are the other gods like] as I ask this with a curious notion we go into a long conversation I found out the god of death was pretty chill and he allowed the god of monsters to do this to me. I also learned the god that bestows titles upon people love sarcasm. And how the god of chaos encouraged the god of monsters to do this reminds me of a certain friend of mine.
"ALRIGHT ITS TIME TO SEND YOUR BACK YOUR WOUNDS GONE NOW GO AND TRAMPLE ON THE GOD OF LIGHTS PRIDE" *I had a feeling he would say something like that* [Thanks god of monsters I'll use this power wisely] "THEIRS NO POINT IN LYING WE BOTH KNOW THAT STATEMENT IS A COMPLETE LIE" [SHUT UP I WAS TRYING TO BE RESPECTFUL] and with that the light envelopes my vision as I wake up in the ground facing the sky with a big smile on my face. *This is going to be fun and now to test this out* [STATUS]
(Status)
(Name: Crimson)
(Race: Red Kobold
(Class: Monster)
(Unique Class: Summoner)
*Unique Class Summoner? What does that mean*?