A familiar voice sounded through my head. "WOW I never thought you would be this entertaining, now keep on going for my amusement. After those words of uhm encouragement? Were said I finally started regaining consciousness. Waking up in the dimly lit cave I notice I woke up before Max has. *I guess I might as well make a campfire. I take out some firewood from the magic bag and light a fire using magic. -SZZZ- The fire sizzles as the warm flames burn the wood. *This is a good opportunity to check my new stats*. (Status)

(Name: Crimson)

(Race: Red Kobold)

(Level: 138/9999)

(Class: Monster)

(Unique Class: Summoner)

(Strength: 683)

(Agility: 952)

(Vitality: 471)

(Defence: 697)

(Magic Aptitude: 70)

(Intelligence: 7)

(Wisdom: 13)

(Health: 566/566)

(Magic Points: 1020/1020)

(Skill Points: 500/500)

(Skills and Spells: Dagger Arts, Claw Arts, Fang Arts, Club Arts, Greatsword Arts, Vital Stab, Fire Spells - Basic, Fire Spells - Intermediate, Summon Monster - Minor, Summon Monster Weak. Cleave, Bash, Support Magic - Basic, Summon Monster - Intermediate, Summon Monster - Greater, Void Magic - Basic, Void Magic - Intermediate, Crossbow Arts, Vital Shot, Staff Arts, Dance of Daggers, Advanced Mobility, Dodge, Stealth, Charge, Overpower, Chain Cast, Illusion Magic - Basic, Support Magic - intermediate, Support Magic - Greater, Fire Magic - Greater)

(Unique Skill: Rage if the Ridiculed, Curse of Hatred - locked, Phase Step)

(Unique Racial Skills: Roar of the small, Hate-Filled Roar - locked, Trap Sensing, Trap Creating)

(Unique Class Skills: Summon Partner, Call Partner, Switch Places, Skill Link, Familiar Armor, Link Cast, Twin Mind)

(Titles: Adventurer, the god of monsters toy, Possessor of Unique class, Cheater of Death, Cheater, Lil Berserker, Mindless Being, Goblin Slayer, Smasher, Retarded Murderer, Troll Killer, Goblin Lair Conquerer, Hate Incarnate, Tiny Hero, Friend of the dead, Ally to the god of death, Scarred of the Supernatural, Dishonored, Outlaw, Slime food, Slime lover, Sadist, Natural enemy of Chickens, Chicken Killer, Boss Killer, Carnivore, Terrible Namer, Kraken Killer, Coward, Fighter against Fate, Victor against all odds)

(Equipment: Lost Staff of the gods - level one, Worn Shirt, Soiled Pants)

*FINALLY MY INTELLIGENCE IS SEVEN WHOOO*! But seriously these boosts are amazing I guess I'm not notified of new skills guess I need to check it more often since it been a long time. Here's a rundown on some of my new skills. Chain Cast will allow me to cast multiple spells at one time for a greater mana cost. Phase Step allows me to almost teleport a short distance at the cost of Skill Points. Twin Mind will allow me to put anybody affecting me with mind magic to go to Max which is pretty useful against oracles who use this to read your moves ahead of time. But I think the best part is Familiar Armor and Skill Link with this it allows us to link certain skills so the other can use it. Familiar Armor will morph Max into armor pretty much combining us. I might as well check Maxs stats while I'm at it. [Status]

(Name: Max)

(Race: Familiar)

(Level: 118/999)

(Strength: 934 + 50)

(Agility: 768)

(Vitality: 898 + 50)

(Defence: 549)

(Magical Aptitude: 25)

(Intelligence: 89)

(Wisdom: 123)

(Health: 752/752)

(Magic Points: 490/490)

(Skill Points: 627/627)

(Magic and Skills)

(Claw Arts, Bite Arts, Tackle, Ice Magic-Basic, Shadow Hide, Howl of the Electric King)

(Unique Racial Skills- Mutations:2)

(Titles: Blessed by the monster god, Crimsons Familiar, Familiar to a Dumbass, A True Friend)

(Equipment: Necklace of the Chicken King, Giants Bracer)

Wow, his Stats are overpowered but he doesn't have a lot of skills it's probably compensation for it. He also has two new mutations I should get him the size change ability so he can enter cities with me instead of hiding. ExcaliBam seems to have changed names to I should check it out.

(Name: Lost Staff of the Gods)

(Effect: Attack + 200 Magic Attack + 2000)

(Skills: Transform: At the cost of the magic bonuses the Staff can change shapes into other weapons with Half of the Staffs Magic Attack Bonus, The more souls the staff Absorbs the more powerful it will become greater levels will unlock more skills and better stats weapon will become intelligent at a high enough level)

Oh, crap that's a ridiculous find, makes me anxious about what we will find later on in this dungeon but I'm thinking we would die before we find out. I wonder if those crystals are worth anything? Climbing up the wall with two daggers I managed to slice a bit off of one of the crystals. [Status]

(Name: Pure Magic Crystal)

(Effect: If used as a catalyst for magic the magics efficiency will be boosted to 100 percent, these crystals are highly valuable)

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*Whoa these things are amazing* I go around breaking some more till I get a good amount. *Best not test to see if taking them all would have a negative effect or not so I'll keep this much. I hop down and sit next to the fire again. {Gruh} Seems like Max has started waking up guess we should think about where to go next. [Hey sleepy you awake]? {Urgh did we die}? [Sorry to crush your hopes but no we're not dead]. {That's good at least so what now}? [I'd say we get the treasure for this room than leave theirs no point in staying here anylonger]. Max just goes silent. [Hey Max what's wrong you alright]? {PRAISE BE HE ISNT A DUMBASS ANY MORE}! [HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUMBASS YOU STUPID MUTT]! We continue arguing for a good while. [Let's just go grab the treasure].

We walk towards the door which opens for us revealing a large chest we both rush over. [What's inside what's inside]? The chest swings open revealing a beautiful platinum greatsword way it was twice as big as me. [Status]

(Rune Greatsword)

(Effect: Attack + 3,000 Magic Attack + 500, The rune Carved Greatsword chooses its wielder the wielder can absorb it so they don't need to carry it if the wielder wills it the sword will use Mana and move on its own)

*HOLY CRAP THAT'S INSANE, too bad we can't use it though*. As I was deep in thought the Greatsword emits a pale blue light as it floats over to where Max is. A voice is heard in our heads stating "A wielder has been found". After letting lose a blinding light the sword disappears.

Max is in a confused state only I know what just happened. [WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE COOL STUFF]! {Wait what are you talking about}! [The sword chooses its wielder and right now it's fused with you try calling it out]. {I don't know what you're talking about but fine}. Max concentrate as a pale blue light appears by his jaw. After a couple of seconds, the Greatsword appears in his jaw as he wields it.

[See I told you you can also send Magic Points to have it fly on its own]. {Woah really}. With that, he goes to test it out the sword levitates out of his maw seeming to float where he wants it to. I let out a depressed sigh. [I also gave you a size-changing mutation allowing you to become bigger or smaller at will guess I need to give you Greatsword arts as well]. {THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER}! A tear runs down one of my cheeks. *Why does he get the cool stuff*?

[Guess it's time to leave I'm don't want to go farther]. {Wait how are you planning on leaving when the door was sealed on our arrival}. [Like this].

(Skill Activated: Fireball)

A large ball of crackling fire comes from my staff. It's twelve times bigger than anything I've done before. -BOOM- It erupts in a loud explosion as the ceiling collapses. Particles of dust float around us as large stones crash down around us. {HOLY CRAP GIVE ME A WARNING NEXT TIME}! [Sorry but this is our way out]. I point to a hole created by the fireball which leads to the nineteenth floor. Max lets out a troubled sigh. {Alright let's just get out of here}. After a couple of fireballs and mass panic from the monsters left we manage to get above ground.

[AHHH MY EYES NOT AGAIN]! Maybe staying in a dungeon so long was a bad idea, maybe not having any light around for so long was bad but all I knew is my eyes hurt. {Guess well come back once were more powerful}. [ARGHHGH HELP ME]. Max walks into the forest with me on his back leaving the dungeon behind. *We will be back but not now*. We make our way to wherever the road will take us and whatever challenges that wait for us. [Where are we planning on going]. {I was thinking the beast human territory that's to the east}. [Sounds like a good idea we need to find an inn to rest at sleeping on the ground is giving me back problems]. We start making our way east by air. It's quick, way faster than land transportation. I revel in the feeling of wind on my face. I don't know how much time had passed but the city already came into view. { I'm landing in the forest alright}. [Got it I don't want to but guess we're walking the rest of the ways].

We land on the forest floor. I jump off of Max's back as I land on the ground with a thud. [Alright Max time to change size]. {Why can't I just hide in your Shadow like always}? [Nope you're becoming smaller and coming with me]. {Augh} Max really doesn't want to go like that but I can't blame him. Humans have always picked on monsters so it's only right to avoid them. [Just become smaller now]. {Fine}. Max's figure changes and shrinks as does his wings. He shrinks to around half the size as me. [Alright let's head out]. After walking through the forest for a couple of minutes we finally found a break in the forest. [Alright let's get to it].

We emerge from the trees to find long long lines of many different races. [Wait what]? The line seemed about a mile long filled with humans elves dwarves and even a couple of intelligent monsters. [What's going on]? {Don't know but we better get in line}. I thought I was prepared for any challenge thrown at me but I was not as prepared as I thought. This new terrifying enemy appeared before me, and that enemy was boredom. I should probably change my appearance in case something happens I should try out one of the new skills.

(Skill Activated: Illusion)

My appearance changed into one of a normal grey Kobold. [Well that should do it]. {Agreed let's go}. We went done and stood in line waiting to get to the front.