...This might be a bit harder than anticipated…
Current situation: surrounded by three adorable red wolves all chiming “wolololo…”.
Weapons: bloodthirsty knife.
Me: awwwwwww
Wait, shit!
Snap out of it, me!
These wolves want to do nothing less than to eat and kill you!!
Right, right.
They might look cute as all heck, but if you look deep into their eyes, into the windows of their very soul…
They are nowhere as cute as Allan!!!
...that sounded a bit, well, wrong, but…
It’s true!!
One of the wolves, realizing their magic had no effect, barked loudly at the two others, who stopped being cute.
Hehehe.
As long as I keep myself together, this will be a piece of cake!
Before one of them can even get their bodies in the lunging position, I run right at it(the one on the right) and stab it in the throat.
Good lord.
I should A, not be this good at killin’, and B, definitely not be this eager to do it.
I really wanna blame the knife, but that feels a bit ingenuine-,
“Slurp slurp slurp hehehehhehehe blood~”
…
...it’s the knife.
I should get rid of it.
“Hey! Without me, you’d be nuthin’!”
I feel like it’s going to start singing.
I stop that by stabbing the dying red wolf once or twice.
See, that’s better, isn’t it?
...Though, I would love it if it didn’t make noises whilst eating, it’s disturbing…
“Gr-, GRAff!!”
One of the two remaining red wolves barked loudly at the other and they pounced on me.
You know when a big, large dog gets all up on you, licking and cuddling and stuff?
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Yeah, it’s like that, but with biting instead of licking.
I pull Audrey II(Twoey?) out of the definitely dead red wolf and thrust it into the one currently standing on my chest.
I didn’t even aim anywhere specific, but it would seem that I stabbed the, uhm, orb?
“GROUUUUUUUUU”
The red wolf howled loudly before slumping over.
Daym.
- You have gained 25 mana and 17 exp from killing a Red Wolololf. You now have 68/70(+70) mana and 30/70 exp. -
Wait…
Could it possibly be…
The weak spot???
Pushing the limp red wolf aside, my eyes met with the last red wolf.
Why hello there~
It looked at me as if I was Hann*bal Lect*r or something.
Ah, it whimpered.
And then, completely silence.
Clutching Twoey closely, I rose from the ground.
Hm? What’s that?
From deeper within the cave, I could definitely hear the sound of “tippity-tappity”, like a little dog on a wooden floor.
- You have gained 22 mana and 14 exp from killing a Red Wolololf. You now have 90/70(+70) mana and 54/70 exp. -
Hm? Oh, that other red wolf hadn’t died yet? Oops-,
The red wolf still in the room with me looked deeper into the cave along with me, anxiously expecting the arrival of what is likely to be reinforcements.
The tippeti-tappetis got closer.
And soon, from behind a wall, a furry little red face peeked out. Seeing the two dead bodies, it whimpered, almost as if gasping. But when it saw the one red wolf standing in front of me, defenseless…
“Chichichichichichi…”
And it was gone.
Did it just… laugh?
Can wolves laugh??
Well, this isn’t my world, so…
The other wolf looked despairingly in the direction that the other red wolf had left in.
It looked back at me, fire in its eyes, as if one second from saying “I’ll fucking maul him”.
...yeah, sure, go ahead.
Fuck him up.
I waved dismissively, and off he was.
Quicker than a speeding bullet, the red wolf was off to fuck some shit up!
Well, I guess I better head in further as well?
How is Allan doing…
…
Still fast asleep.
Good, good.
Alright, further into the cave, let’s go~
Hm?
Wait, where did Twoey go-, oh.
He’s still stabbed in that red wolf.
Alright fella, time to get going…
“More, more, more!”
There is no more!
He’s all dried up!
I forcefully un-stab the poor wolf and we head further inside.
...Man, Twoey sure can glow.
The whole cave is shining brightly…
No, wait, that ain’t Twoeys glow!
That’s a huge ass fireball!!
Headed my way!!!
Shit fuck heck-,
How do I even-,
Can I absorb it…?
Better fucking can---,
I hold out my arms, doing a sideways un-spirit-bomb, and catch it.
Fuck me it’s burning hot!
Should have expected it but gorsh I’m not that bright!!
Not as bright as this fireball!!!
ARGGHHHHH-,
FuCK-,
It’s-,
I think it might be shrinking?...
Still fucking hurts though, yeowch!
Alright.
Alright-,
Alright!
Well, here we go!
- You have absorbed 50 mana from a fireball. You now have 140/70(+70)(MAX) mana. -
Whoa. I’m at maximum capacity?!
Whoa whoa whoa.
I feel pretty large, but I can’t really see myself at the moment, and furthermore…
Who the fuck threw that fucking fireball at me?!?
*whimper*
DId you?!
*Whimper-whimper*
You know I can’t forgive you.
*whimper-whimper*
Just get over here.
A little red wolf, wearing a little pointy wizard hat stepped out of the darkness.
...I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more apologetic than this little guy…
Solemnly, the little wizard-wolf lowered its head.
God, I mean, now I can’t you’re just a puppy!
“Feed me”
Shut up Twoey this is an important moment.
…
Alright, run along, but if you even so much as trip another human, you know I’ll find you!
“Yip!”
It almost bounced away into the night.
Very well.
And what have we here…
Oho?
So, I guess everybody is here?
(I decided to call the magic wolololf-pup Fido :3)
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