My name is Kiyoshi,18 years old, Male, You know, Just Your everyday passerby, And I think i lived a very good life—at least, that's what I remember. Because right now, I'm in front of a god. Why can i say that?, Because the being in front of me is indescribable and powerful. Just looking at it makes me want to pass out. And right now, yeah, I'm dead. Absolutely dead. Super dead, etc.

If I try to remember, the cause of my death is that I accidentally slipped in a bathroom, and my head hit the ground so hard I died on the spot.Funny right?, Well, its not funny for me

I was very angry. I was trying to lose my virginity at that time, damn!

Thinking of my girlfriend waiting naked in the bedroom while my dead body is in the bathroom makes me depressed.

I think I lived my last life as a good person. I was very filial to my parents, did good deeds every day, and did charity every week. And this is my fate?!

God really treat me unjustly, I want to tear him apart, And feed it to fish, But it's god you know.

I am so powerless against it. So I can only stood in place like a statue.

"So, I've been reviewing your life. I sense your good karma is the brightest, so I brought you here."

Good karma?. What use of that anyway, I am still virgin because of that, I am so close too, Aaah, It's driving me crazy 

"Actually, it's not the time for you to die yet. But because some damage I've suffered affected my inner world, many beings have died. Your imbalance too happened because of that. Usually, all the dead in my world will go through my reincarnation cycle. But because I see your bright karma, I felt pity for you. Maybe I can compensate you."

"How do you compensate me, then?"

"I see, you are not mute. I thought you couldn't speak, standing still like a statue."

It's because of you, dammit. It's so frustrating. I cannot retort, or I will cease to exist.

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"I can reincarnate you into the true universe."

"True universe? What's that?"

"Actually, the world you came from is from my inner world. I use your world to supply my mystical power. That's why your world is devoid of qi. And the true universe is where all worlds are naturally born, not handmade like my world. That world can regenerate qi in the air endlessly and can be used for all living beings. The True Universe is also protected by the great Dao. In your world, the True Universe is being called an immortal cultivation kind of world."

My eyes sparkle as I remember having read some manga in my past life, especially a cultivation manga. The idea of being stronger than anyone else and even creating another world excites me. Maybe I can get rid of my virginity in that world. I want to have a harem there or at least have a girl by my side.

"I want it. I want that. Please, God Almighty, reincarnate me into that place, please. And also, can I keep my memory?"

"Ugh, for keeping your memory, you have to rely on yourself. But maybe I can do some favors for you. I can strengthen your soul. It will have an effect on your innate body, you can get."

Then the god flicks what seems to be a finger, and I can feel warmth all over my body—or my soul?

After that process, it swings its hand, sending my soul to the nether realms.

The nether realms feels like a ghost place. The enviroment was so gloomy, but what is this?. the queue of souls waiting to be reincarnated is so damn long. At this point, I will go crazy first before I can reincarnate.

And being crazy is the last thing i want

Maybe I will consider breaking in line?. Either way, this bunch of souls looks like they have no minds of their own.

After much consideration, I decide to break in line while carefully avoiding the guardians of hells. Before long, I arrive at the foremost front of it and break in, waiting to enter the Hall of Yama.

As I enter the Hall of Yama and am being judged.i feel very terrified, If I can be honest, I know the legends of yama and meng po, But yama in front of me was like a demon in my last life. He is just so terrifying that he makes my soul tremble.

"Your karma is very good. I see you've definitely been living a fruitful life helping people. I will reincarnate you with good talent and a wealthy family. So, go drink the soup and reincarnate."

Just like that, I'm guided to drink the soup. I know this soup can wipe my memory, so I just pretended to drink it. I act like I have no mind so I can get out safely. After that, I enter the reincarnation gate.

As I open my eyes, a bright light covers my vision. I see a burly, muscular man holding me. He must be my father in this lifetime. My father is quite handsome but has a fierce face.

Wow, He was badass, With a face like that, every girl in my last life will swoon over him

His face was smiling, While looking at the woman in front of him.

She must be my mother. I take a look at my mother and exclaim in amazement. She has silver hair, and she is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. If compared to my girlfriend, it's like comparing pigshit to a beautiful panorama. The difference is like heaven and earth. I wonder why I was so blind to say my girlfriend is the most beautiful in the world. Whatever, maybe right now, she just found out my dead body in the bathroom. Ugh, just thinking of it makes my anger rise. Ah,on second though , maybe my wife will be so beautiful in this world too. I will get engaged first, though. Yama says I reincarnated in a wealthy family. It seems like I hit the jackpot in this life.

"Isn't she cute like you, darling? I bet she will become the most beautiful woman in this world like you."

"Yes, dear, she is so cute. I hope she can becomes a strong cultivator like you, dear."

What, what, WHAAAT? She, as in a woman? I'm a woman! Oh god, my dream, my goal, my harem—sh*t! What did I do to deserve this?

I am so frustrated I am crying. I want to curse, but there is nothing the baby can do except cry.