“Send me the finished project right now or pack up your things!”

“But sir, I can’t do this in a week, I need more time!”

“Well, then you're fired!”

Jonathan Phillips, age 25 and now, unemployed. Jon leads a lonely life with no friends and his entire family dead. 

“Guess I have to start looking for a job now.” 

Jon is waiting to cross the street when a teenager walks into the street. He is looking at his phone and doesn't notice the truck speeding towards him! 

“Look out!” 

He looks up and freezes, trembling with fear.

Jon the runs into the street and pulls the man out of the way of the truck!

“Thank you, sir” 

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“Just watch where you're going next time” 

Jon, feeling elated having just saved someone's life, doesn't pay attention while crossing the street and is struck and killed by a second truck.

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I woke up in a pure white void.

“Where the hell am I?”

A man in white robes appears in front of Jon.

“You Jonathan Phillips, are in purgatory.”

Oh no, I’m an Isekai protagonist

“Are you going to reincarnate me in a fantasy world?”

“Why yes, how did you know?” 

“No, no, NO!”

“Are you alright?”

“No! I don’t want to go to a world of fantasy! I don't want to fight monsters! I don't want to die!”

“Well, it has already been decided that you will reincarnate in this new world with incredible powe-”

“Fuck you old man!”

“Excuse me?!”

“I said fuck you! I don’t want to have to fight for my life in another world!”

“How dare you insult me, the great Being X! You will now be born in the slums! Now begone!”

A portal appears above my head, slowly sucking me into it.

“Fuck youuu!"