The meaning of life:
Hello diary and the beautiful people who will read it after my body rot to the ground.
This is the third day on the road no water and no food I am tired as F### And I wanna kill this Goddess and then myself afterwards...
If somebody read this while am dead and she's alive Would you Please kill her for me?
I will pray you get what you want in life if you do So....
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A quick recap:
We get transported to a place way Way out of the city, In the beginning this Bi## og a Goddess pretended to not know anything but after a while of me going after her, she finally spilled the beans and admitted;
She Messed up pretty good.
Her duty was to ensure the 'Ceremony' and the transportation Technique actually do it's job as intended,
Fine-tuning as you may have guessed, But instead of that she just forget and messed everything up. with the 'System' thinking we landed in the wrong place, So it transported us Again, To only God (And I don't mean this useless one) knows Where.
We are practically in an endless wilderness of fields and hills, it's beautiful and all of that, but the fact that it's like a literal Freaking green endless desert of nothingness is killing me!
We've been walking and surviving on the road for three days now, with no sight of any person nor buildings
(Apart from some ancient broken landmarks and ancient buildings buried in the ground)
And to make matters worse or to be accurate;
And the worst part is...
She was supposed to get us the basic equipments to start our adventure,
You know some money, Food, clothes, And a Freaking WEAPON, the most basic of Stuff you must give an adventurer.
But she completely forget about all of that too...
My eyes are already teary just thinking about this and what kind of a cool and possibly OP weapon I could've gotten but... She messed up everything for me.
“And So ya Piece of shit, You still don't wanna Admit that you don't know the way, and you've been leading us in circles up till now?”
Mei was looking around, her hands on her wrist
“Cut it off already, Yeah, Yeah I am sorry I am sorry, and I am trying my best here, So cut me some slack and quiet your Bit$#ing Already, it's started to get annoying, Are you a man or what?”
“Oh so this how you wanna play?
Just suck it up and pretend everything you do from now on doesn't exist?”
“If it makes you happy, who am I to say no to you?”
She was looking all around to the distance moving all her body around, And making 'confused and thinking about stuff' faces,
It seemed like She was actually trying to get us out of here...
So I decided to just cut her some slack as she requested ...
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But we walked and walked AND WALKED AND WALKED FOR A WEEK!
And we were still as lost as it can be.
“.... Mei, Is it to late for me to take the other option?”
“ 'Wanting to anger the Gods' option has already expired and you are stuck with me as a bottle and it's Cap”
I was starting to lose hope
We survived. that's right, But this is to much, At this point any protagonist of a game would already have like 5 or 6 girls all over him, Talking to the higher-ups of that world, and as rich as anyone could hope for.
So why am I covered in sweat hungry and thinking that 'Dying isn't such a bad idea' ?
Seriously Why???
Why can't I just get The Cliche protagonist treatment, I will be as Cliche as humanly possible. I will be all embarrassed and red faced Every Two Nanoseconds Too!
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- Just drop it off, we are here there's no changing it...
“You still thinking about that useless stuff?
This is more of a test to see if you deserve those rewards and if I deserve to be A Real God, And go to the next level...
But I guess you may deserve to, But I don't...
Sorry for messing things up”
Mei suddenly told me and although she started talking normal she seemed a bit 'caring' in the end...
What the heck is up with her all of a sudden being all sentimental and stuff, Is she really feeling sorry??
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“But if you really want it I can Clip you out to the other side nice and simple”
“Wasn't my suffering enough for you, you also wanna kill me now?”
“Only if you wish to, I will be more Than HAPPY TO end you misery... only if you want to OF COURSE”
Mei was engulfing her right hand with water in the shape of a large blade,
I saw this blade many times before in this last month, She uses her water related powers to engulf herself and parts of her body, with water that can be as strong and as sharp as the biggest and sharpest sword out there.
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Although I don't wanna admit it, but If not for her things would be harder for me
(But it's her fault So...)
“...If I do die what would happen to me?”
“Game over, you go meet with God and be judged for what you've done up till now”
“Yeah no, No, And no!”
It's basically staying here trying my best or going straight to hell,
I will take the best of the worst and stay alive... For now at least.
“ Put off that blade of yours and Go look for Whatever you were looking for”
“... Aye, Aye, Captain”
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Some time passed Mei an I was hunting rabbits making fire and trying our best to have a good meal
Most meals was more than decent to me, So when times came to eat something I always felt happy enough to forget about the situation we were in for a second.
I stood on a rock looking to the endless way of Nothingness in front of Us,
Sure it was, beautiful hills and Beautiful flowers everywhere, It felt like a prefect day of spring (Even though it was winter back in Japan)
With butterflies everywhere and birds singing.
But there was nothing, Litterarly NOTHING, That can suggest we are close to a town, Or to a thinking creature really, Even elfs if they exist,
(I am not sure anymore, cause I feel being in the town was just a sweet distance dream by this point)
probably won't take homes in those empty hills,
There is no roads, no signs, and nothing that can lead Us expect Mei strong feeling that the way was to continue straight ahead,
Normally and in this kind of situation you will be able to trust The 'Guide' and go along with what they say,
But I Didn't and why you may ask?
It's basically because when I asked her how does she know which way is the town she answered
“My guts told me”
Basically we could be going in circles without us even knowing,
(Although it's less likely to happen, there still a chance)
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I start losing hope in this world
'maybe it's not as I thought it will be,
I may not get what I want after all,
Getting Rich? Saving the world?
Getting the girls?
The longer I think about it the stupider It feels. I Know my luck isn't that great,
But isn't this too much?
I really don't think I will make it to town at this rate,
Let alone defeat a freaking demon king...
I kept on worrying while hugging my head, Reality hit Me like a truck,
From idea and dream to implementation, the wide gap felt like an endless canyon,
And Reality had a harsh saying in all of that.
“Hey, I have a good idea”
“What? Killing me is a No, so don't even think about it!”
“No, no, no, Although I'd like to finish the journey, Getting my companion killed will only get me in trouble.
My idea is...”
Mei stayed quiet for a while thinking about the best way to present her 'Idea' to me, in a way I won't directly shut it down
“Hey, I have a good idea!”
“Again, Killing me is a NO so don't even think about it!”
“You wanna get through an ' Event' With a cute girl right?”
“Of course!”
Mei said with a smug on her face but just the thought of such thing happening made me excited!
“Well how about you carry me then?
You will experience the glory of youth in that way don't you think?”
Mei had a smile on her face like she hit the jackpot or something, thinking she just had a brilliant idea
And yes it maybe a great thing to have as a guy, I mean Carrying a cute light girl on your back when times gets a bit hard,
And troubling like When she fall down and hurt herself or something
Is basically a dream come true, right?
Mei is beautiful, But F### Her, she's probably wants to get a free ride and mess with me So F###ing no!
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So Anyway, I end up carrying her...
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Yeah I just used the excuse of her acting like she's throwing a tantrum and just Carried her, and although it went like this:
“Carry meeee, Carry meee, Cary meeeee, cary me
What the matter with you?!
A cute girl telling you to carry her, and you response is 'Walk yourself'
This is weird, this is weird, you bastard on a hermit training or something?
It's your time to shine against A shallow girl that may end up falling for a boring guy like you , if you showed kindness, and embarrassment it will be PERFECT
What are you doing You bastard!?]
She acted like that For a good moment,
It was clear as day that she was just acting(Some her insults felt personal thought)
But I end up taking the offer,
She felt light , soft and squishy, She felt like a feather and everything was perfect!
I could swear I heard the drums of youth blowing for me.
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If I just ignored who she really is...
Everything would've been perfect..
But I.... I just couldn't, Mei is cute, light, soft and Beautiful That maybe true,
But she's no Heroine for me, she's just that annoying siblings or college that you have to put up with, So...
I walked and walked and.. finally
Stopped an threw Her on the ground
“I am tired”
I said with an epic face filled with tears for all the things I remembered that I am missing, and I could never get.
I am grateful for her actually giving me the opportunity, but just thinking of what could've been I can't help it but to want to throw her to a swamp and watch her get eaten by crocodiles or something.
(I am at my breaking point So excuse my French)
And at that moment,
I decided to ditch this Goddess if she complain Even for a little bit,
And at this point I was just searching for a reason or a sign that God send my way, Saying it's time to run and never look back....
“Tch, You bastard truly are A Bastard,
Treating a delicate girl like this,
Ah, ah,
This guy has no charm and no romance in his heart, I hope he chokes on a chicken bone and die!
But again.... Sigh forget it,
Asshole I am gonna let you suffer and I won't help you if we encountere something on our travel”
As random as she was, it still felt weird seeing her acting from Her normal self to a doting caring Wise Onesan to a tsundre, to another kind of a pain on the Ass, What is this Pseudo Harem or something?
It's confusing.
Mei just laid there on the ground
“Ahh, I am tired of even acting,
Sigh, I don't wanna move,
I don't wanna bother to move,
God punish those Assholes for sending me here, And let them see your wrath, For Messing with me"
Mei put her arm on her face, And suddenly stopped talking
“Can you at least get up from the ground? My image and respect of you being a goddess is getting lower than it already is”
Mei didn't answer and seemed like she was Dozing off.
‘Sigh I swear I can't really understand her’
I sat there watching her for a while thinking about a lot of things, it was a warm and cozy day and
I felt sleepy.
- Things didn't progress at all,
Continue? -
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Thx for reading as always!
Next they will final meet a living thinking thing!
So please look forward to it!
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