One day I was asked if there are any stories that haven’t already been done. When asked that question I asked them back, can man impersonate an AI author and create a popular story? I received a slap in the face when I asked that. The words I received in response to my own question was, “E = mc^2 Epstein didn’t mass himself. Speed of light squared?” As you might expect, I was very confused. The response was one that raised countless questions. When did this story even begin? Why was I naked? Who was it that slapped me? Why am I asking why am I naked when I’m not naked. Yes, many many important questions were left unanswered.