My inner sadist is satisfied.

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In drakness realm somewhere Kabarin doesn't know where.

"Welcome mortal!" God of magic.

".........................."

"..." He looked at the soul. "Well. It's dead."

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"So you have spare one?" Dapelia asked. "...What have you done to it?"

"Well..." Kabarin looked elsewhere. "I left it alone in darkness realm... for 2-3 months..." He holds the soul higher. "It lost most of memories and personality but knowledge is in relatively good condition."

"Can you fix it?" Uteus asked.

"No it's f*cked"

"...So why you bring us reatarded soul?..." Dadros said with doubt.

"Well... now it can't go back to natural cycle..." Kabarin smirks. "And we can shape it like we want!"

"Isn't modifying soul the most inmoral and dark art?" Dapelia asked.

"It can't be worse!" God of magic protest.

"Oh!Oh! I want to make it cute!" Ina shouted.

"Fine you can choose the apparance." Goddness of love answered defeated. "So what archetype? Warrior, mage, monk or monster tamer?"

"...I know..." Dark god summoned big wheel from the quiz show. "...Make 3 ideas and then we will spin..."

Everyone agreeded.

*WRRRRRRR*

"Okey Dadros what's the outcome? Dadros?" Uteus asked silent God.

"...Reverse harem support type..." Everyone looked at Dapelia.

"Yay! I won!" She shouted. "By the way Dadros, who will she fight?"

"...They are deciding it right now..." He said. "...Like always..."

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"HAHAHAHA! You entered my territory!" Vpierdoll reached his hand to Kokmal. "Now you will pay!"

"Damnit!" Indebted looked at the board. "I shuldn't have build so much inns! And how you two always avoid my fields!"

"HOHOHO! That's because you always buying the most expensive ones! Look at my cheap fields!" Dourin mocked.

""When you build all of it!"" They shouted suprised.

"Velhar always hindered me but now he is gone! HOHOHO!" Witch laughs like... a witch.

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"...Okey so what you got?..." Dadros asked.

"I will give her [Natural charm] skill." Dapelia answered.

"Aptitude with Light and Healing magic." Kabarin added.

"Talent to use bows and staffs." Uteus followed.

"And like always [Language translator] and [Analysis] skills." Exsis said without emotions.

"And one cute body!" Ina shouted when holding the body of 12 years old child like doll. And it looked like one, with pink hair and eyes one green one yellow.

"...Ina are you color blind?..." Dadros asked her while looking at the terrible color match up.

"It's default! They can change with little magic!"

Everyone asked in their mind: 'Why?'.

"...Let's put her up together." Kabarin said. "She will know what to do from the king."

Body was sended along with the soul and gifts.

"Hey, Kabarin why you said 'she'?" Ina asked and everyone froze.

"Ina did you?" "Dadros said that guys like these harem things!" She cheerfully said.

"..."

"..." Ina looked confused. "What?"

"...Is this how man looks like?..." Dark god asked.

"Ehhh... but he is cute..." Goddess answered then reached for Dadros's hood "And you too are cuter than me without thAUCH!" She was chooped.

"...I suggest grounding..."

""""Agreed.""""

"HEH?!" Ina dissapeared in the dark hole.

Dadros sended two dark sparks to the new Hero. "...Too late to change the body but it should help..."

He then looked at everyone else. "...Why the evil god has to take care of the Hero?..."

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Eaglecrest, Nomads' capital.

In summonig chamber were five people presented. Four were mages performing the ritual and the last one was the king himself. It's king's duty to welcome the Hero.

The bright light flashed and king shouted. "Welcome Hero! I ask you in the names of humans for help!" He stopped when he saw the Hero. Little girl with wierd hair color and heterochromia. It wasn't weird for Hero to be a child. They are 5 years before the war wich can last even 10 years so she will grow up.

But every men in the room stared at her while blushing. Even the only woman from the four mages couldn't avert her eyes. Hero was confused. No because weird situation  or everyone stares.

'What I was doing before, and why they didn't suprised my?' He thoght. He don't remember anything. His name, age or even look. But weird words were coming to his mind: 'cliché', 'lightnovel', 'hero-summoning' and 'rpg'. "Umm... do you...?" He didn't know about what he should ask.

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"Ow! Right! Sorry young lady." King excused. "You seem to be case that don't know what is doing here." He nodded. "You were summoned by the Light goddess Ina to help us in upcoming war. My duty as a king is to help you with all my might."

'Lady?' When he moved his legs he definitely felt he isn't a lady. Then he saw that his clothes are simple shirt, shorts and boots. Typical starting clothes. "You said the case?" He asked in child's voice.

"Yes, we have a long tradition of summoning the Heroes. Over 2 thousand years." He prodly said. "Then follow me! We will see your status!"

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NameLiriAge12RaceHumanMagic aptitudesLight, HealingPreferable weaponsBow, StaffSkills[Language translator], [Natural charm], [Analysis], [Monster's friend], [Deceiving]

Hero looked at the blue card. 'My name is Liri?' He already saw himself. Little girl with two pink pontails. Card thankfully don't show the gender. Liri for sure is a guy but even he doesn't belive it.

"Monster tamer. For sure." Royal magican said. "She is talented in support magic and has the  skill [Monster's friend], it makes befriending monsters easier." He nodded.

King and mage are sure that this is Hero. Race of the Hero is always 'Human', when normally it's 'Nomad', 'Elf' or 'Dwarf'. The most suprising thing for them is the age of little girl. They were sure it's 10 or 11...

"Ummm... what should I do?" Liri asked lost.

"I think we should start with learning magic." Mage statet when staring at the Liri. He then smiles to the Hero. "Want a candy, young lady?"

'I need an adult.' Liri felt shivers.

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One week later.

Liri sneaked out of the castle. He couldn't take this anymore. Royal mage couldn't hold his hands by himself for a minute. Also he run out of excuses why he won't wear elegant dresses or wash himself alone. And the worse was the prince who flirt with Liri all the time.

He ran away as soon as his starting equipment was ready. It cointained a short staff and a short bow, ideal for the short person. He was wearnig white silk shirt and brown shorts. On this brown coat-robe with hood and leather knee-high boots.

Also he lerned he can change color of his eyes and hair. Currently his hair is brown and eyes are green. Liri tried to cut his hair but they regrow the next day.

'I feel like pervert...' He thought. He is now planning to join mages' and adventurers' guildes. In mages' guild he will cotract the spirit and in the second one he will take jobs.

By using the [Deceiving] he could change his status card.

NameLiriAge22RaceNomad-dwarfMagic aptitudesLight, HealingPreferable weaponsBow, StaffSkills[Analysis], [Monster's friend]

That how it looked for others. [Analysis] is rare ability but it should help him with joining some party. Only thing he wasn't sure was his gender identity. It would be trouble some for him to explain he is a guy with this look... and pretending to be a woman is too emberassing.

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"Why I have to watch him!" Dapelia protested.

"...Exsis play the video..." Dadros said.

["Fine you can choose the apparance."]

"..."

"""..."""

"Fine I will do this!"

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The moment when you realize that Ina is the villan of this story.