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Jhon Bonga

Jhon is the founder of the Department of Antiquities, the first black federal department head, and the only man to ever receive an award for pooping on the prime minister's desk. Jhon is an accomplished field agent, and cares passionately about his bureau and his employees.

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On bureaucracy: 'If you require me to do something in a very specific way, I insist on a quality explanation for the requirement. Otherwise I will pull down my pants and shit on your desk.'