"Give dragon. We'll take herald then push top and take first tower."
"No retreat, no surrender, let's contest! Mid, let's go."
'First blood!'
'Enemy Double kill!'
'Enemy Triple kill!'
'Killing Spree!'
"Where's our jungler? GG, better jungler wins. Report jungler, unskilled!"
"Not my fault, I told you I was top, didn't I?"
"Stupid jungler, let's report him."
Allied team: "Report Originaler, noob jungler."
Enemy team: "Nah, he's not that bad, but he's not that good either, suck this ./. scrub!"
Enemy team: "Yo guys, heard of the news? How true is that? Getting summoned in some place to fight like a minion in some MOBA, sounds a bit far-fetched to me."
Allied team: "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows somebody that was summoned. It's true."
Enemy team: "LOL, only chuuni's like you would believe that nonsense. What's next, your anime waifus would appear and you'll get a harem and become a hero. Dumbest idea ever. Remember this, my name is Li Hyeok Sang and I dare them to summon me there, Diadogs.
Allied team: "Interesting, add me dude. Will you be playing on the first Saturday next month? I wanna see where this rabbit hole leads to."
Enemy team: "Sorry, I don't add weaklings. You've got more creeps to kill before I can even consider you a minion."
"Ouch" x 6
"Let's FF, this game has no point anymore, don't forget to report our jungler."
Allied team: "Bye, bitches! I have an appointment with your moms!"
Enemy team: "The only appointment you'll be going to is your doll and you wouldn't even last a second, garbage."
Originaler: "Anybody want to queue next game?"
'DEFEAT!'
"That's my 5th lost today as jungler. Since no one added me to play, maybe I should just take a rest first."
Lee Xin stood up from his seat and left his computer. He tidied up his room and called his boss with his phone.
"Hello! Who's this?"
Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.
"Hyung-nim, its me, Lee Xin, is there a job for me now?"
"Oh, it's you, nope, nothing at all. People don't want us to boost their accounts anymore. These days, most would rather go to the gym and train. Come to think of it, aren't you a college graduate?"
"Nope, I never continued my studies."
"Nevermind, what say you about being a dojang assistant? I have a few spots to recommend to Bonkuk Kumodo."
"Sure, boss, any job would do, I'm out of cash right now."
"Okay, report there tommorow, I'll send the address to your phone."
After finishing his call with his boss, Lee Xin received an address in his phone.
"This place is pretty far. It's been a long time since I've jogged, I should go there today, just so I can familiarized myself with the route for tomorrow."
He changed to his exercise clothes, locked his room and went down his apartment. He met his landlady in the 3rd floor, turns out he lives in the 5th floor of the 10 story apartment complex.
"Good day, Ahjumma."
"Good day to you too, young Lee. Where are you going?"
"I found a job, Ahjumma and I'm scouting the place first before I report there tommorow."
"That is good. Mr. Lee, I'm just taking a prospective neighbor of yours around here. She's rather picky with the choice of her room."
"Is that so? She can move in next door to mine, room 510, Mr. Choi has left but his room looks rather spectacular if I say so myself."
"Oh, is that so? Mr. Choi was a really good customer, I hope he enjoys his retirement in the countryside. I'll be taking her there then, once she choses that place, please take care of her Mr Lee."
"Sure thing, Ahjumma. I'm gonna leave now, bye."
The landlady seems to be carrying a paper package and when Lee Xin looked back, she was talking to a beautiful young lady. Beauty that doesn't look like it's from makeup but whatever, Lee Xin has something to do and no lady, no matter how beautiful, is gonna stop him from doing it.
He went out of the gate and did a little warmup on the side of the road. After finishing his little warmup, he jogged to the apparent direction of Bonkuk Kumodo.
He passed a few parks where people seem to be training freestyle martial arts so he thought to himself.
"This summoning thing is rather weird. Maybe I should prepare myself, just in case it's real. To be honest, if life has truly become a moba, is there really a chance for me to change my future?"
He was then alarmed by a loud honking from a huge truck nearby, and saw a kid chasing a ball in the middle of the street, right in the pathway of the truck. Not one to hesitate, he sprinted with all his might to save the kid.
Thankfully, he managed to save the kid just in time from being crushed into pancake by the truck. After receiving praise from the people around him. He just shrugged his shoulders and left the area as the truck pulled over and the driver that went down kept bowing down to everybody he saw.
"(Ha, that was rather exciting. Even now, I can feel the adrenaline in my veins.)"
He then continued to his destination, Bonkuk Kumodo, one of the largest dojangs in the country. He summarized the few things he knew about Bonkuk Kumodo. First off, Bonkuk Kumodo has like 10,000 members, and it became really famous due to a hit TV series with fictional VRMMO elements. It's president, Ohn Hyunda is a world class swordsman. It's a really famous dojang, even before the TV series, but due to the summoning hysteria, it's customer base is bound to increase so the dojang is pretty much preparing for the eventual rise of the physical fitness industry.
He reached the dojang and saw that the buildings that surround it are getting demolished by the dojang members itself. He saw men in their training clothes use hammers and other tools to manually demolish the surrounding buildings.
"What in nine heavens is this?"
Another bystander heard him so he replied.
"Hey, you must be new here, you know our Bonkuk Kumodo has plans to expand and have just made a deal with the owner's of the surrounding buildings for the dojang's expansion. Now, the world's best swordsman Ohn Hyunda himself leads his senior disciples to destroy the surrounding buildings as their special training."
"Oh, is that so? Then by any chance, can you tell me where can I go? I'll soon be a new employee here, so maybe I can help."
"Are you? Then you're in luck, I'm a member myself, and am also going to the dojang. I'll introduce you to Master Hyunda's successor."