Dear Diary

I recently discovered a new fact: If you hear what sounds like moaning coming from a tent, it's most likely Bill getting railed by Bob. Who knew? Moving on, we were able to catch one of the birds today and perform some tests on it.

The Birds are almost completely organic except for their eyes. They appear to be tiny micro cameras with night vision. They also taste like chicken. I upgraded the bunker a bit with some neat traps I designed. Most of them are quite simple, like a simple net gun or invisible line, but some are neat, like this Fishing line I have electricity running through, so if the birds try to fly within 50 feet of the camp, they're going to get quite a shock!

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Got machine gun implements set up around the top of the bunker, like a castle with little notches in the walls with 180-degree targeting capabilities. We have enough food to live for only around 20 days, so we have to keep scavenging constantly. Right now, it's late when I'm logging what happened today. So, I'm going to stop and get some sleep.