His eyes slightly opened as he was being shaken

"Wake up!" the being on top of him was trying to finally get his Friend to finally end his nap

"100 years more" the entity laying down groaned while turning over and giving the other being its back

"You have been saying that for the past 200 years" said the being while pocking his friend harder and faster in its body

"ok, I'm getting up..." the entities moved through the emptiness of an infinite white room that even lacked a floor, it was white as far as you could see.

As they moved slowly their bodies morphed, they started to gain humanoid form.

"So how has it been for the past five millennia? Anything interesting happened?" The entity that was sleeping had taken the appearance of a tall skinny handsome man. With delicate features. His skin so pale it almost radiated light itself, he looked like what a 14 year old girl obsessed with vampires fantasized with.

The second entity adopted a much rougher look. Broad shouldered, with a thick long beard that was braided carelessly, his hood showed very little of his face but you could see dark skin and fierce red glowing eyes. Hi's body covered in what seemed a thick dark cloak that surrounded him almost entirely, still unable to hide his muscles as he moved.

They reached the only visible structure if you could call it that way, it was two columns and a simple arch built resembling classic Greek architecture, beyond it there was a modern sofa, some laying cushions, a small fridge, a giant TV and a Nuduendo 64 connected to it. The Cloaked God sat down and continued playing his run at Mario Kong 64.

"Nothing really, playing with mortals alone is kinda boring. After the "dark ages" as they call them i withdrew all magic from the planet"

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"YOU DID WHAT?!" The blonde God was not pleased with the past events, even his body language said that he could not believe what his partner did as he face palmed himself.

"Dude, they were stuck, no progress at all, witch hunting, witch torturing, witch burning. [ohh look there is a lycanthrope in the village] [ohh no the cellar has been haunted] fuck that, after 4000 years i grew tired. i withdrew the magic and focused on other things. They have advanced technologically. i would not say I'm impressed, but this things are fun" said the man without taking his eyes away from the screen, in it a giant gorilla ate some shrooms and grew larger, the animation made him beat his chest King Kong style before continuing with the level.

The blonde man walked behind the giant Plasma TV, there stood a glass square floating in the air, inside planet Earth. He extended his hand and in what for a human would be 0.0003 seconds he already had read all the recorded history and data on earth to that exact moment (yes your porn history included) he knew all that he missed, and yet he found it boring.

he walked slowly back to where his companion played that video game, after sitting down he slumped over, his long blonde hair almost reached the floor, after a few seconds he sighted loudly.

"OK, what is it" the Dark god paused the game and tossed the controller to the floor in front of him

"Its all just so boring down there" the Light god said with a depressed tone.

"Yes and why do you think i made it that way? To annoy you?" the question floated in the air and was not answered "How long have we know each other? 15 billion years? for fuck’s sake, we decided the fate of the Dinosaurs with a coin toss. But you are upset about this?" the dark good stared at his friend who raised his head slowly and meet his gaze

"Being honest now. I did not wanted to have fun without you." he made a pause to reinforce that statement "I let them grow in numbers, now we have more and more souls to play with... now listen to this" a scary grin formed in his face revealing pearl white teeth as he explained his plans for the small planet's future.

It did not take long before the Light God got excited about what they were about to do.

"this is going to be fun. 8 billion huh? let's see how many will pass the first trial" The television vanished as if Thanos had snapped his fingers and the small fish like tank that contained the planet hoovered in front of the sofa they were siting in.