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♦ Topic: Dear Mother: An open letter to Willow Schnee

In: Boards ► Vale ► Beacon Academy ► General

Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Posted On Jan 1st 2011:

Alright, let me clear the air.

I know that there have been rumors spreading about my parentage. Well, wonder no more. I recently received a [letter] from the SDC's chief counsel demanding that I retract my statement and forfeit all claims of family relations with the Schnee family, on pain of the many consequences outlined above.

You know, I've never been good at doing what I'm told; it's a Campione thing. So, with the help of my lovely teammates, I decided to make an open letter, video, whatever. Anyway, here is my [official statement].

[Video]

The video was set humbly, in an unused classroom somewhere in Beacon. An unreasonably pretty rabbit faunus sat behind the teacher's chair. His long, white ears drooped forward and his ruby eyes shone with the light of unshed tears. Just the image alone tugged at the heartstrings.

“H-Hello, mother,” he began, hesitant and unsure. His hands wrung his wrists with nervous tension. “I didn't want things to become like this. I-I know how much trouble this might cause and I'm sorry. I know you're a very private person, but I don't see any other way.”

He took a deep breath, exhaling with a shuddering sigh. After fortifying himself, he continued, “Alright, here goes: My name is Tianyu Yue, leader of Team Tamale and first year at Beacon Academy. I am also the older brother of Weiss Schnee. My father was Yu Di Yue, a rabbit faunus and amateur huntsman.

“I know that sounds crazy, but hear me out. Truth is, I never wanted to become a huntsman but after dad passed, I saw little choice. He said that the best way to make a life for myself, to connect with my family one day, was to become strong. Power is a language all its own and all that.

“I guess… I guess I was lonely. I'd been keeping tabs on my baby sis, you know, what with her being a wonderful singer and all.

“When she announced her intention to study at Beacon, I felt that this was my chance. I couldn't reach out to you all in Atlas, dad made sure I know how they feel about faunus over there, but my baby sis was coming to Vale!” he said, giving the camera a watery smile. “Maybe, I could still have a relationship with at least one family member. So, I enrolled a few years late. I know I have the mother of all babyfaces but I promise I'm older than Weiss.

“Heh. I'm rambling. My face isn't important, is it?” He chuckled ruefully. “Sorry, bad habit. I'm really nervous right now. Mom, I don't know if you remember him or not, you didn't spend much time in Mistral from what he told me, but he sure remembered you.

“You used to be a huntress yourself. I mean, it's not like you came by our village just for him, but you accompanied dust shipments as the head of a protection detail. I guess that's how you two met. He said you were always kind, as nice as you were allowed to be while remaining professional. You always had a treat for the village kids, human and faunus.

“What am I saying? You know all this already. You were there.” Tianyu got up and walked around the teacher's desk. He was short, maybe even shorter than Weiss. He hopped onto the desk and kicked his legs aimlessly. “You know, mom, he used to laugh about how you met.

“You must have been off the clock because he caught you at the only bar in the village. He caught you drinking wine and called you out on it, saying how it was a shame to have come all the way out to Mistral and not try some of the local liquors. Hehe, dad said it was just an excuse to buy the pretty lady a drink.

“Then, I don't know, I guess you two got into a fight about which was better. Truthfully? He was a bit of an alcoholic. Nothing too bad, but he really loved his sake, you know?” He shrugged with his whole body, making his ears flop adorably. “Kind of like you. He never did manage to convince you that sake was better than wine, did he?

“Ah, I'm rambling again… I guess what I really wanted to say is: Dad missed you. He never made you out to be some perfect angel. He said you were too strict on the clock, that you were the lightest weight huntress he'd ever seen, and that your taste in booze was basically vinegar water, but he only ever bitched like that about people he liked, you know? I just want you to know that he never blamed you for leaving. Or for the Schnee Dust Company; that one's all on Jacques being a horrible joke of a human being.

“It all made me wonder what Weiss would be like. Hehe, guess it got a bit out of hand when I hugged her before Initiation, huh? Maybe I shouldn't have done that in public, but… Is it bad that I don't regret it?

“Weiss is great, mom. She grew up with that chubby, dickless wonder and still has such a strong sense of right and wrong. I hope you're proud of her.

“Don't worry, I'm going to take care of her. She's the only sibling I've met so far and the stars will fall from the Thirty-Six Heavens before something happens to her.

“I guess that's all I really wanted to say. Jacques sent a letter to Headmaster Ozpin demanding I retract my actions, but I refuse. I'm not afraid, not when I can prove I'm your son right here and now.” His face took on a determined set as he hopped off the desk.

He held out his hand and looked into the camera, ruby eyes anchoring the viewer with mesmerizing intensity. Then, with but a single action, he shattered all doubt.

Pure, radiant aura bloomed in his hand like a firework. Golden light danced like an aurora before coalescing into a glyph. It looked different, gold with five gems of myriad colors instead of the Schnee family white, a five-point star instead of a snowflake. At its center was the taiji, the yin and yang so common to ancient Mistralian philosophy.

But it was a glyph, no question about it.

Each of the colored nodes glowed in turn. Crimson fire, aquamarine water, then earth, wood, and some kind of metal. The Schnee family was best known for their dust-casting and he'd proven their match in spades.

“I mean, I call mine a seal, not a glyph, but same thing, right?” He said with an easy smile. “So in conclusion: My name is Tianyu Yue, son of Yu Di Yue and Willow Schnee, brother to Winter, Weiss, and Whitley. Jacques, oh great cuck of Remnant, whenever you find your dick beneath that belly fat, I look forward to your challenge.”

[Video]

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►Quickdraw Pete (Verified Huntsman - Vale)

First.

Edit: Holy shit.

►BadSamurai

Is this for real?

►Answer Key

I don't know but damn… my dude declared war.

►Oracle (Verified Huntsman - Vale)

Judging by the Semblance, yes, it's real.

►Nighthawk (Beacon Academy - Senior)

Semblances can adapt though. Though I do have to give it to you: A bunny who looks like a Schnee, with that Semblance, is kinda hard to argue against.

►BringingDaHeat

This is going to be posted publicly, right? It's only on the HUMB right now.

►Answer Key

Way ahead of you. Posted in [every] [forum] [I] [could] [find].

►Ringmaster (Beacon Academy - Junior)

Well, please excuse me while I stock up on popcorn.

►Sir_Auspice (Beacon Academy - Junior)

You're nuts. I'm going to transfer to Shade. Or Haven, wherever they'll take me. Fuck, I don't want to find out what Jacques Schnee will do when he sees this.

►Ringmaster (Beacon Academy - Junior)

Psh, the academies are practically their own polity. What can he do?

►Sir_Auspice (Beacon Academy - Junior)

Nominally, you're not wrong, but things aren't that simple. For one, we need dust. Tianyu might have fucked us with his family drama.

But man if I don't feel for that bunny a little though.

►WIN-Chester (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Verified Bigot)

Who gives a fuck? This is why you don't fuck animals; shit always comes back to muddy the gene pool.

►ReaperDeathClaws (Beacon Academy - Sophomore)

Yeah, I don't want to hear about Willow's bestiality kink.

►Ninja of Love (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud)

Fuck off, you racist shits. I wish she'd been more proactive with the SDC. Then maybe the company wouldn't be such a disgusting mess of labor violations. Then again, with a husband like Jacques the Cuck, guess I can't blame her alcoholism.

►Captain Obvious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore)

Guys? Umm… Have you been out by the cliffs lately? Because [the whole thing is solid dust].

►BadSamurai

What the fuck?

►Nighthawk (Beacon Academy - Senior)

Yeah, that's real. It already has its own thread [here]. A few of us found it while doing our regular training patrols. Headmaster Ozpin, Professor Peach, and Professor Goodwitch have already been out there to do some amateur prospecting.

Long story short, Beacon is now the richest independent entity in the world. No, we have no idea how it happened. No, the kingdom has no claim on it, it's all Beacon land according to the founding charter.

Yes, this means Headmaster Ozpin is richer than Jacques Schnee. Yes, this means he can tell the SDC to go fuck itself while providing dust for Vale at much cheaper rates. No word on whether he has though.

Personally? I'm down for anything that decreases our reliance on the dust monopoly. No offense to the junior Schnees we have on campus.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

I'd assume the headmaster would like to keep some semblance of diplomacy. He'll probably support Tianyu but scold him for the presentation.

►Dusty Qrow (Verified Huntsman - Vale) (Legendary Drunkard)

Yeah, that sounds about right for ol’ Oz. He's a stick in the mud like that. Say, [Winter_Schnee_Official], how do you feel about having a kid brother you’ve never met?

►Winter_Schnee_Official (Verified Huntsman - Atlas) (Atlas Military - Specialist)

Why did you tag me, Qrow? I don't need to know about every nonsense rumor.

►Answer Key

I'd watch the video, ma'am.

►Winter_Schnee_Official (Verified Huntsman - Atlas) (Atlas Military - Specialist)

[Weiss_Schnee_Official], explain.

►Weiss_Schnee_Official (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Wow... I told him to go wild, but I really didn't expect this…

Umm... I'm not sure where to start...

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

I do~

Here, you can start by watching [this] video and following up on the post. Then watch our glorious leader's open letter. That's it, really. There isn't much else to say besides your daddy being a colossal cunt, as usual.

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►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Oh, hey, our tags came through.

►Nighthawk (Beacon Academy - Senior)

Very cool. Information brokers, huh? You two have some stiff competition. There's a club in Vale run by a guy called Junior. He's the best in the business and you're not likely to pull any customers from him.

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

lol We're with him. We used to be his enforcers actually before our glorious leader dragged us off to Beacon.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Yup. Glory to humanity. Push back the darkness. Heroes never die. Rah rah.

►Sir_Auspice (Beacon Academy - Junior)

lol Sassy twin indeed. Why the "At Ground Zero" though? Sure, I've been hearing some weird rumors about the bunny, but he can't be that bad.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Oh, you sweet, summer child.

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

We're on his team, that's why. And whatever you've heard about our fluffy leader, you don't even know the half of it.

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Living with Tianyu is... an experience...

►ReaperDeathClaws (Beacon Academy - Sophomore)

Ugh, another weirdo with a bestiality kink. Keep that shit to yourself for fuck's sake.

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

What are you talking about?

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

He's saying we must be fucking him. We're not.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Not for lack of effort. Seriously, have you seen him?

Alas, bun-bun is happily married and the three of us are doomed to pine over our lost love, so close yet so far.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

I feel you.

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

Speak for yourselves! I'm not pining!

►BadSamurai

Wow, bunny's got game.

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

There's a reason "fuck like rabbits" is common parlance. Jacques can't compete. His cuckery was inevitable.

►Weiss_Schnee_Official (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Adorkable Snowflake)

Gross! Tianyu!

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

I'm just sayin'. Mama Willow knows what's up.

►ReaperDeathClaws (Beacon Academy - Sophomore)

Be silent, furry creature.

►Chilldrizzle

Wow. Just caught up. It's kinda wild to think there are racist assholes among hunters too. I mean, aren't you supposed to be the heroes?

►Dusty Qrow (Verified Huntsman - Vale) (Legendary Drunkard)

Heh, welcome to reality, kid. We're human like the rest of you civvies, just less squishy. You can train to get stronger, but you can't train away the stupid.

►Nighthawk (Beacon Academy - Senior)

What he said.

Also, where can I get a custom tag? That's pretty cool.

►Winter_Schnee_Official (Verified Huntsman - Atlas) (Atlas Military - Specialist)

Do you see what you've done now, Qrow? You're setting a horrible example. Are you proud of your alcoholism?

►Dusty Qrow (Verified Huntsman - Vale) (Legendary Drunkard)

Hell yeah. I earned this tag fair and square. Ask [Loremaster Port]

►Loremaster Port (Beacon Academy - Faculty) (Verified Expert - Grimm Studies)

Indeed, what a marvelous night that was.

►Winter_Schnee_Official (Verified Huntsman - Atlas) (Atlas Military - Specialist)

I don't know why I bother. [Weiss_Schnee_Official], I'd better not see you with this nonsense.

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►Weiss_Schnee_Official (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Adorkable Snowflake)

Of course no-Hey! Remove this [Red Hot Sexbomb]!

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

No.

►Winter_Schnee_Official (Verified Huntsman - Atlas) (Atlas Military - Specialist)

The Atlas Academy forums are nothing like this. I pity you, [The Good Witch].

►The Good Witch (Beacon Academy - Faculty) (Verified Expert - Combat Tactics)

Your condolences are welcomed in the spirit they were intended. Now if you'll excuse me, I have enough on my plate without concerning myself with your family drama.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Say, sis, you know what'd be funny?

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Way ahead of you. Hehehe [The Good Witch].

►The Good Witch (Beacon Academy - Faculty) (Verified Expert - Combat Tactics) (Telekinetic Dommy Mommy)

Remove this. Now.

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

No.

►Ringmaster (Beacon Academy - Junior)

Wow, the freshies are bold. Suicidal, but bold.

►The Good Witch (Beacon Academy - Faculty) (Verified Expert - Combat Tactics) (Telekinetic Dommy Mommy)

Whatever protection you think being on Tianyu's team gets you, I promise it will not be sufficient.

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Correct. I explicitly told them that I won't protect them from the consequences of their own actions. Punish away, dommy mommy~

►The Good Witch (Beacon Academy - Faculty) (Verified Expert - Combat Tactics) (Telekinetic Dommy Mommy)

You-! Fine, whatever. Detention. Both twins. All week.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

What? You're right next to us, [Rabbit Stew]! You laughed!

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

And?

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

Have you forgotten how sadistic Tianyu can be?

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

We trusted you.

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

You have betrayed our trust. You can’t punish us for things you find funny. It’s in the rules.

►Ringmaster (Beacon Academy - Junior)

Can someone explain why a first year can offer any kind of protection against Professor Goodwitch?

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

Seriously. It's so unfair. They barely do any homework and "Tianyu wants us," is a valid excuse to get them out of class. Remember when they took over the entire cafeteria to make tamales? I mean, those were fantastic, but still. The bunny doesn't even show up for class most of the time.

►WIN-Chester (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Verified Bigot)

Because he's chicken shit, that's why. He fought me once in combat class and ran out crying like a bitch.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

Oh, look, it's the fuckwit ginger. You're so clueless it honestly hurts to watch. I used to hate you, but I don't even have the energy for that anymore. It's like hating mold.

►WIN-Chester (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Verified Bigot)

Says the Fang wannabe. At least some of us have a future. You and the bunny probably couldn't hack it with the real terrorists so they sent you here to straighten up.

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

The more you talk, the more I'm convinced that some people shouldn't breathe anymore. Tianyu is not and never was part of the White Fang. You know how I know?

Idiots like you are still breathing. Your life is proof that Tianyu is a better man than you'll ever be.

►Captain Obvious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore)

I mean, imagine though, a Schnee in the Fang.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

That would be such a PR win. I mean, aside from everything else the bunny can do. Seriously, [Rabbit Stew], please join up. Even if it’s just to do like a single interview or something.

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►Answer Key

What else can he do?

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Nope. Shut it. [50 Shades of Blake]. That's so fucking classified it's not even funny. Some intel just isn't for sale.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

You can't stop me.

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

I can though. I would greatly appreciate my continued privacy. In fact, Cardin is right. I'm a scaredy cat who's terrified to face him in the ring. I would much rather hide behind [Sky Maiden Amber]. She gives great ear scritches.

Also, anyone who reveals any details about me will forfeit all of my cooking, now and forever. In your case, I’m going to take away [Ninja of Love]’s tuna supply as well.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

Fine, I'll be quiet. [Ninja of Love] would be mad if you threatened her tuna supply.

►Ninja of Love (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Endangered Pussy)

I would be very upset if you lost me my tuna, Ilia.

Edit: Get rid of that tag!

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

No.

►Caramel Fashionista (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Fashion Guru) (Sexy and She Knows It)

Wow, my freshman year definitely wasn't this interesting.

Edit: Thanks for the tags, [Red Hot Sexbomb]. Finally, some recognition.

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

Can you please remove my tags? And how do I change my screen name?

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

You're welcome, [Caramel Fashionista].

And no, [Thighlicious], you may not remove those tags, by order of my glorious leader and your martial daddy.

I have no idea what that means. He just says he's your martial daddy.

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

You are all my students, but [Thighlicious] is the sole rabbit. The Lunar Throne may only be occupied by a rabbit. Ergo, she is by default the young mistress. It doesn't mean I think less of you, but bunnies are just made for greater things than mere mortals.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Wow, I'm really feeling the love here.

That’s racist. Reverse racist? Yeah, that.

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

Can I abdicate my position?

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

You may not.

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

This is kidnapping! You can't just coerce someone into being your... young mistress... Whatever that is!

►Caramel Fashionista (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Fashion Guru) (Sexy and She Knows It)

Bunny-napping?

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

You're not helping, Coco!

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Of course I can. I am the king, ergo my word is law. You know, being the young mistress gets you certain perks.

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

Fine, I'll bite. Like what?

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Free carrot cake?

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

That's racial profiling.

►Answer Key

lol But he's a bunny too though.

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

So you don't want a weekly carrot cake, all to yourself?

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

This is so unfair. We also want cake.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Yeah, bun-bun. Don't we deserve some love too?

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►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

I make you breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks with ingredients you've never even heard of. You can't seriously tell me you're jealous of losing out on one cake a week.

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

We are.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Yup. Totes. We demand cake.

►Sky Maiden Amber (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue) (Verified Magical Girl)

I don't want to sound ungrateful, but... your cakes are really good...

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Fine, you whiny brats. If [Thighlicious] doesn't want her cake, you can have it.

►Thighlicious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Faunus and Proud) (Choco-Bun) (Young Mistress of the Lunar Palace)

I didn't say that. Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. The cat faunus loves fish. The chameleon faunus is a stalker. This bunny loves carrot cake.

What does the young mistress do again?

►Nighthawk (Beacon Academy - Senior)

Wow, that was fast. Then again, I've had the tamales. Any chance we upperclassmen can get in on that?

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

Nope, sorry. Chef Orion is a perfectly capable chef.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

I'm not a stalker!

►Ninja of Love (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Endangered Pussy)

I mean... You did follow me here...

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

Et tu, Blake?

►Captain Obvious (Beacon Academy - Sophomore)

Your screen name really isn't helping either.

►50 Shades of Blake (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Pussy Bandit)

STFU

►Answer Key

To get back on topic, [Weiss_Schnee_Official], how do you feel about having a brother you've never met before?

►Weiss_Schnee_Official (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Adorkable Snowflake)

He's incredible. He's also a sadist. He makes the best food I've ever had, even at five star restaurants. And he's the single most frustrating person I've ever met. I wouldn't be surprised if I developed a phobia of rabbits because of him.

I wouldn’t be surprised if all of Remnant developed a phobia of rabbits in the near future.

►Answer Key

Those are some mixed signals there.

►Ringmaster (Beacon Academy - Junior)

lol Is Weiss Schnee a tsundere?

►Red Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Quiet Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Yes.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Like you wouldn't believe.

►Ninja of Love (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Faunus and Proud) (Endangered Pussy)

Yup. She was like this with our team leader too.

►Weiss_Schnee_Official (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Adorkable Snowflake)

What's a "tsundere?"

►Caramel Fashionista (Beacon Academy - Sophomore) (Fashion Guru) (Sexy and She Knows It)

Heh, no one tell her.

►Rabbit Stew (Original Poster) (Divine Chef) (Jade Rabbit) (Seventh King) (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat)

You. You're a tsundere.

And you can’t develop a phobia of rabbits. A phobia is by definition an unreasonable fear of something. The fear of a superior existence that towers over you on the cosmic ladder isn’t unreasonable. It’s common sense.

►Weiss_Schnee_Official (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (Adorkable Snowflake)

I don't know if I should be insulted or not.

►White Hot Sexbomb (Beacon Academy - Fresh Meat) (The Sassy Twin) (Verified Information Broker) (At Ground Zero: Tianyu Yue)

Definitely insulted, but it's not that bad. If it makes you feel better, just take comfort in the fact that you're not a yandere.

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Author’s Note

Welp, here's your PHO chapter. Been holding onto this one for a while. The Hunters Union isn't ready for Tianyu's nonsense.

Yu Di is another way of saying the Jade Emperor. Tianyu picked it for this bullshit because it's easy for him to remember. Mythologically, the original Jade Rabbit was granted his godhood by the Jade Emperor.

Animal Fact: Insects have existed for more than 350 million years, longer than dinosaurs. Many types of insects have remained phenotypically constant throughout the ages. A prehistoric grasshopper would look largely the same as a grasshopper today, excusing the square-cube law of course.

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