With the flutter of my eyelids, I slowly awoke from my sleep, and although I haven't been sleeping that well since Master's passing, today was probably one of my best ones yet; it was either because I was sleeping in an actual house, my ED was cured, or simply time. However, I didn't delve into it for too long and got out of bed while doing some light stretches, the absence of my morning blowjob being rather heartbreaking if you ask me.
"So, how's the view of the city from here? Well, not that good; I suppose everything can't be great." Muttered Alexander curiously as he opened the curtains and looked out the window, only to look directly at another house, specifically a window.
The view was rather lame and gave little privacy, but it wasn't the worst thing I could think of; while I was taking in the sights, I saw the curtains blocking the other window move out the way, only to see a beautiful older Elven woman. Like any good neighbor, I waved at her, but for some reason, she blushed intensely and gave a slightly hungry look, the kind Lily would give me, which caused me to tilt my head in confusion as I looked at her.
'Is she okay?' Thought Alexander curiously as he looked at the Elven woman before shaking his head after a few seconds.
I had no idea why she was giving me the same look as Lily, but I just assumed she thought I was handsome, which did make me quite happy; it's not every day you get a compliment, after all, so after giving her a friendly wave I turned around and left the room, making sure I was quite as Talis was still sleeping.
Leaving the door cracked, I heard the sound of Yuki's door opening and turned to glance at her; knowing how loud and careless she could be, I motioned her to be quiet.
"Shh, Talis is still sleeping, so try to be a little quiet." Said Alexander softly as he covered his mouth with his finger while pointing at his door, prompting Yuki to nod.
"Okay, but can I ask why you're not wearing any clothes? Are you about to take a shower?" Asked Yuki as she gently walked toward Alexander while giving him a weird look, though other than that, she didn't seem bothered by the fact that he was walking around her house in the nude.
"Huh? What do you mean I'm no-Eeek!?" Questioned Alexander curiously as he gave Yuki a confused glance before looking down at his body, only to notice his schlong dangling freely, causing him to squeal in both fear and embarrassment.
Reacting almost instantly, I quickly covered my genitals with my hands, though thanks to a certain Succubus for enlarging my member, my hands weren't doing much, especially since I was already halfway erect. Not caring whether I made noise, I entered my room and slammed the door shut while leaning against it; my cheeks were burning bright red in embarrassment as I covered my face in shame.
"I-I'm sorry, Yuki, c-can you please forget you ever saw that?" Asked Alexander with a crimson face while Yuki stood outside the door, confused about the whole thing.
"Um, sure; just be careful when showering; the handle is fragile. I've broken it several times." Replied Yuki with a nod while still speaking quietly before Alexander's door and walking down the stairs, practically tip-toeing to be quiet.
Only after a minute or so did I finally compose myself enough that I removed my hands from my face, though it might've been better to have kept my eyes covered since, in my fit of embarrassment and shame, I failed to realize the window was placed directly opposite the door; so this entire time, my penis, which was fully erect by now, was being seen by the older Elven woman in the other house, who looked to be taking pictures.
Seeing that, I couldn't lie to myself and say I wasn't slightly aroused, but I quickly responded and closed the curtain, blocking my room from being seen by anyone. Now, I didn't know much about homeowners associations and whatnot, but I at first was worried that the woman was going to show pictures to the neighbors and then I was going to be labeled as a pervert and creep; I definitely didn't want that, but I was worried this might affect Yuki more than anything. I wouldn't say I was okay with it, but I would much rather be labeled as a creep than possibly make things difficult for Yuki on my first day of living with her.
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"Ugh, I'm going to need to talk with her." Muttered Alexander solemnly with crimson cheeks as he quickly put on his slime clothes, which did next to nothing to hide his massive erection.
Hiding my erection behind the waistband of my pants, I looked at Talis, who was somehow still sleeping through all of this, and quickly left the room, though not before grabbing my space pouch just in case I needed to bribe the woman's silence.
"Yuki, I'll be right back; I'm just going to talk with the neighbors!" Yelled Alexander as he ran down the stairs and headed towards the house's entrance while passing the living room, which was where Yuki was.
"Eh?" Remarked Yuki as she lifted her head from the couch and glanced at Alexander, who swiftly exited the house while she looked confused before shrugging her shoulders.
Leaving the house, I hopped over the gate to the front yard and walked toward the other house; having left the house so quickly, I wasn't even wearing any shoes, not like I had any other than the boots I wear with my armor. Opening the small gate to the neighbor's front yard, I entered and quickly walked to the front door before knocking. After a few moments, the door opened, revealing the woman I had just seen taking pictures of me, and boy, was it awkward and embarrassing.
"Y-Yes, what can I-I do for you, young man?" Asked the older woman meekly with a slight smile and tinted cheeks as she looked up at Alexander before glancing at his crotch, easily spotting his erection.
"N-Nice to meet you, Mrs; my name's Alexander, and I apologize for intruding so early in the day, but I needed to urgently speak to you about what happened a little earlier." Said Alexander as he swiftly calmed himself, thanks to one of his traits, and spoke respectfully to the woman, who was looking at him like he was a piece of meat.
"O-Oh, is that so, Alexander? Well, p-please enter then; it's quite cold outside. I wouldn't want a young man getting sick." Replied the older woman softly with raised eyebrows as she nodded before backing away and further opening the door, gesturing for Alexander to enter, which he did after a bit of hesitation.
"T-Thank you, Mrs?" Asked Alexander as he stepped into the house and looked around, noticing the layout was very similar to Yuki's house, except it was much more decorated and lived in.
"M-Michelle, you can just call me Michelle, A-Alexander." Said Michelle with a faint smile amidst her blushed cheeks as she closed the door behind her and locked it, causing Alexander to get a weird premonition.
Nodding to Michelle, she walked forward a little and entered the living room, which I followed her into before sitting down on one of the couches after gesturing for me to.
"So, I'm assuming you'd like to speak about this, Alexander?" Asked Michelle as she took a deep, calming breath before reaching into her pocket and placing several photos on the coffee table, which were all of Alexander, causing him to wince and nod.
"Yes, Michelle. I'd like to say before anything I'm rather new here. I've been living in Hyphen for about a month. I only moved in with my friend, Yuki, yesterday, and it hasn't even been a full day. It's just that my mother and I used to live in the same house, and she was very free-spirited, so I obviously took after her, and I had forgotten I wasn't wearing anything." Stated Alexander seriously as he looked at Michelle while trying to excuse his behavior somewhat, though it didn't look like she was fully believing it.
"Hmm. I understand, and I sympathize with you, Alexander, but I can't just allow a possible nudist to go unpunished when this neighborhood is filled with children. I also have a young girl, and what if she was the one who had seen you in all your glory instead of me?" Remarked Michelle with a nod before hardening her gaze at Alexander and gesturing to a picture hanging on the wall of a cute young girl with brown hair similar to herself.
Sighing to myself, I rubbed my face in frustration, not at Michelle but at myself, since she was right, and I couldn't confidently refute her; if I were Michelle, I would also be upset.
"I-I can promise you I won't ever do that again, so is there any way we can keep this a secret; please? I've got silver." Said Alexander desperately as he grabbed his pouch and poured some silver coins onto the table, though Michelle was hardly moved.
"I don't wish to make such a young man's life difficult, but I must look out for my family, and my little girl comes first; a few coins aren't going to change my decision, Alexander." Declared Michelle firmly as she grabbed the pictures of Alexander, only for him to grab her hand.
"Please, there must be something I can do to keep this quiet; I'll do anything, Michelle!" Said Alexander almost pleadingly as he looked at Michelle, who subtly smirked in response.
"A-Anything?" Asked Michelle meekly with blushed cheeks as she looked at Alexander while her eyes lowered to his erection.