Hello guys... and girls... so, I was wondering, are any of you guys feminist? or just meminist? Cause personally I am a feminist. Cause little life-story, I got hit by another guy, it kinda hurt, I pissed off a girl... and my shins have broken like they were kicked once: cracked, kicked twice: and they... snapped. I value my shins and don't want to let anybody else suffer the same fate, so everybody!!! STAY AWAY FROM GIRLS!!! WE ARE THE ANTI-SOCIALISTSSSSSSSSSS"... anyway... don't piss of any girls that are capable of dodging bombs and shit.
I see we've made it to over 155 followers! And right at 30 Favorites! I thought that my story would die but it's alive... it's alive!!! It's alive!!! Also, I will start to add caption to the dialogue. And big lines for seperation... Cause I guess it'll be easier for readers?
Check the one-shot that I just crappily put together HERE.
After that, just going to mention, either thursday, or weekends, will be my release days. Friday is a weekend day for me.
Okay, enough rambling, enjoy the chap. !
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-3 days after hell valley drop off-
"I'm depressed..."
(Kris)
...
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-Back upstairs-
"wow... right after he realized he couldn't use magic he got all depressed... I don't think he's moved in 3 days except to experiment or hunt, he just always returns to that spot to do nothing..."
(Demon Lord)
"It's no biggy, Kris will find something good about the situation, he usually does!"
(Colby)
"Yeah, yeah... back to your hell training Colby... tehehehe... I'll train you till you'd rather trade places with kris..."
(Purple Hair)
"Oho? Don't you think that umm... you're rushing things? I mean... uhh we haven't really got intimate yet..."
(Colby)
"Oh, no... I meant... the magical combat hell training course that I specially made for you... fufufu... you'll wish you were dead..."
(Purple hair)
"NUUUUUUUUU!!! I'M SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF YOU KRISSSSSS!!! ... GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
(Colby)
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-5th day-
Huh. I don't know why, but I don't really feel as depressed as before... who cares. Now... gah! I'm hungry! Just what was the reason I got so depressed? Huh... I can't remember...
I go off into the woods to look for a [Hippopondo]. It seems that they are carnivorous and like eating animals smaller than themselves. But actually just laze around since they're afraid of the [Fluffflowers]. So, I keep on looking till I find one...
Oh! I found one!
It's lazing around like most of them do. I quickly launch my strings. I had eventually figured out how to use the contraptions on my belts, cause it was really similar to that anime I watched, except it's really hard to use the contraptions. I'll just call them [String Spinners]for now...
Anyways, Today I was experimenting and the up part, is that I can store my strings instead of making them immediately. Because it takes me a few hours to make a full set of string, so I just store everything in the [String Spinners] for now... another pro is that when I launch out my strings, it is #1. Faster, and #2.
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WAY FREAKING COOLERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Like, it starts shooting out the strings really fast and then I could control, with [Shadow Weaving]. So if I make use of the [String Spinner]'s speed, and my [Shadow Weaving]'s control, I theoretically have no openings! I've also discovered lots of different ways to use string now. For one, I can change the String's quality to up to 3 different types. First, of course, I can make parts of my string super sharp. Second, I can make it really sticky, Third, I can make really hard string. The hard string can be formed into stuff, but to make something even as big as only a lunch-box sized cube, I'd have to use up most of my current string.
I also got curious and examined my string dagger. It is consisted of Lot's of hard string, with sticky string weaving through some parts, and the surface is coated with all really sharp string, except the handle. Which is made of sticky string. I made it a bit less sticky so that the grip is good, but doesn't get in my way.
So, I have a really o.p weapon so far right now... YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
But... what'll I do when it breaks? It seems that I could make another one if I wanted, but the first was just created by the "system" maybe as a freebee with the [shadow weaver] class?
who cares... there's no wayyyyy that it'll break.
Authors note: kekekee... this is what we call foreshadowing... kekeke...
"ACHOO!"
(Kris)
Huh? Why did I just feel a strange chill on my back?
Ah. The [Hippopondo] woke up. Lunch time!
I seem to appear behind it as it rises to look at me. Well, if you have good eyes, you can see me stepping on some pre-laid string, and kinda slingshotting myself at it... anyways, to a normal person... I look pretty cool! (If I say so myself).
Then I slash as hard as I can at it's neck, but as I expected, it had a pretty thick hide. Like my previous hunts, I only did this to annoy it. Then I used my dashing speed to get away from it. Now, as routine, I led it to a set of trees. Then I quickly dashed through doing seemingly pointless maneuvers and flips.
But as soon as the [Hippopondo] charged through, it seemingly got cut up by invisible swords! While it struggled painfuly through the sharp wire string trap I had set-up before hand, I lifted it's chin and found the weak spot. It was hidden by a flap that was fat, hard, and rough. But then, there was a soft fleshy spot which was presumed the throat. I mercilessly slit the [Hippopondo]'s throat with my dagger and manipulated the wire trap to return to my spinner's. I started skinning....
Phew! Finally done!
I take out some firewood from my inventory. Cutting trees is really easy now, due to [Shadow Weaving], but it took me a whole day to figure out how to make a fire... I just ended up starting it with an old fashioned spinning a twig on wood to build up friction and make a fire... I wish I could be a mage and shoot fireballs... then making a fire would be easy....
sigh... I'm depressed... then... all of a sudden...
I'm about 50 meters in the air again.
"Huh?"
(Kris)
"Oh... another [Fluffflower]... sigh..."
(Kris)
I take my dagger and whip it at the center of the gigantic flower, where a mouth with gruesome vines are wriggling about. The dagger flies true, and strikes right into the core of the flower. It spurts green slime, and slowly dies...
Or so I thought. Cause I didn't really notice that I had not gotten an exp notice yet. And right when I prepared to pull out my dagger, it happened.
The seemingly dead [Fluffflower] whipped out it's vines at me and I was suddenly in a really dangerous position.
Uh... hmmm... stay calm... right. I release my strings and lo-and-behold, it looked like a gigantic flower holding something in it's vines, except the vines had dark strings shooting out and spinning around.
I quickly spin around my strings around me and cover my self. Ugh... I think my left arm was squeezed too tight... damn it's broken. I quickly pull out my dagger and swing it way behind me. Using the momentum like a sling, I yank the strings connected to the dagger and it changes direction headed straight for the [Fluffflower].
"*SHINK*"
[Ding]!
+125 EXP!
[Ping-ling-ling~]!
Level Up!
"Whew~... "
(Kris)
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-Later-
Whew! I managed to spit-roast another piece of [Hippopondo-Meat]! It's surprisingly delish!
I look around. It seems that I've cleared this area quite a lot... there's no sign of any monster's near me. I take stock on my inventory:
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INVENTORY:WeaponsEquipmentItemsFood
"..."
"Huh."
(Kris)
I go to press [Weapons] first:
Weapons:StringSpinners:(equipped)NoneNoneNoneNoneNonenone
Well, so it seems that you can equip or have a max of 4 weapons ready to use or equip instantly. The rest are in [Inventory: Items]. It also appears that [StringSpinners] are counted as a weapon, but I don't have anything else... T-T... moving on, if you click on a weapon like this....
StringSpinnersRank:SDurability:Very High Description:2 spinning contraptions on belts meant for storing and launching string. Made out of enchanted igneous and enchanted metal. Seems to be crafted for the purpose of fighting instead of utility.
I see, it describes the weapon, and gives you the rank and quality. Because even with a world with a supposed "system" there's no way that an exact digit of attack power exists, or exact value for durability exists. For example, if you took good care of a weapon, it would last longer, but who knows how long. And sure, maybe a weapon has a limited damage number, but you could use a legendary sword to lightly touch someone and instead of hurting them, it would only be a light touch. So I guess this is the last reason I believe that this isn't a dream and the reality is real, so to speak.
Next, I press the Equipment...
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Equipment: Combat Hoody-(Black)(equipped)Comfy-Combat-Jeans-(Black)(equipped)NoneNoneNoneNoneNoneNoneNoneNone
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Okay, that's what I expected, and once again, I can equip up to six pieces of equipment. I realized that the flimsy boxers I donned underneath did not count as equipment. That makes sense. Also, due to Inventory's effects it seems that any [equipment] donned will magically fit me. Unlike my boxers which will fit whatever size they are. While this is good, I really wanted to like, wear lots of enchanted rings... wait, that'd look lame...
Anyways... Items.
I currently have...
Items:Fluffflower Pelt(s)x17Hippopondo Meat(s)x15EmptyN/AEmptyN/AEmptyN/AEmptyN/AEmptyN/AEmptyN/AEmptyN/AEmptyN/A|
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"...huh?"
(Kris)
there's... an arrow at the bottom? Now, just like any other person would do when given a strange symbol to press on... I press it. Okay, that's not a safe choice, I admit it... but oh well! Curiosity cured the cat! Or... something.
So, I press it. And lo-and-behold! It moved! Holy cow! I can scroll! It just keeps on going down and down!
I check the food, and it's the same thing as items, but I can only have 20 food slots, where if it's the same food, I can store 20 of it. Still, the scrolling thing is cool...
Anyways! Phew! Taking observation! Nothing near... check! Taking Stock! Just did that... check! Next! ESCAPEEEEEEE! Well, there should be some kind of elevator here... cause I feel in here through a trap-door to get here...
Besides, there are no more monsters to fight... I've reached level 10 now... I think that's like, around above average right? But with my skills and stacked stats, I think I should be able last against a level 25! The monster population is so depleted I think I should at at least leave a few so that I can come back to train another time...
So I wander.
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"finally~..."
(Kris)
after wandering around for who knows how long...
I found a strange white circle slowly revolving around on a stone platform... this is it! The rumored teleportation circles! I saw these in rpg game's churches all the time! There should be a linked circle upstairs or something, finally... I'll get my revenge on that Gramps and Colby!
"Kekekekee..."
(Kris)
I chuckled evilly, imagining my revenge as I stepped into the circle and a blinding white light engulfed me.
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-Back up stairs-
"Papa! It seems that Kris has finished training and the teleportation circle that was set to activate once he finished off 80% of the monster population has activate!"
(Violet Hair???)
"Huh? Don't interrupt me! I'm going out to play some slots!"
(Demon Lord)
"Uhhh... master?"
(Colby)
"Yes, stuuuudent?"
(Violet Hair???)
"Okay, from what you taught me the past week... fufufu... shouldn't there be a connected circle somewhere here?"
(Colby)
"..."
"Mr. Demon Lord?"
(Colby)
"Papa?"
(Violet Hair???)
"...I forgot l-o-l."
(Demon Lord)
....
"...sigh.. you're always doing this... so what's going to happen to him now?"
(Violet Hair???)
"I dunno.... anyways... this is all part of the PLAN!!!Dun-DUn-DUNNNN"
(Demon Lord)
"..."
"What? To cliche? Fine. Anyways, this is his first mission. He'll gain experience by travelling back here. Hmmm... Luckily, he should end up as far as the borders between Demons and Humans... but... since I got lazy... theres... a small chance... that he could just end up behind enemy lines."
(Demon Lord)
"..."
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Annnnd that's the end of the chapter~ I had a hard time editing the tables since I like editing them manually with code: ya know.. [/table] [tds][trs] blahblahblah.... all that crap. Buuuuut I believe in quality over quantity, so I guess it'll just be slow... See-ya guys (hopefully) next week! (bombs away).