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Well, Here’s your beloved chapter my fans~
Well that’s all in my head…I… have… no fans… T_T
Whatever! When I get famous, these posts will be historical treasures! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But…. for now…I’ll just keep on building up my chapter stack….. I need beer……escapism is the best….
And Screw being under-age! I’ll keep on going to bars and drinking orange juice until I turn 18!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha……ha…..ha….ha…………….
Goodnight~.
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*FLAAAAAAAASHHHHHH*
"Blurgh!!!!"
"Argh"
Sounds of vomiting and disorientation appeared.
"Urgh...."
Hello, It's Kris again~
In the anime that I remember, the transported were just woozy or surprised. But reality was crueler. I mean, being forcibly being pulled into another dimension had to have side-effects. Maybe it's because me and Colby didn't really resist against the magic circle's pull so we were just on our knees, while some people had just outright keeled over and lost conciousness. I look around.
Wait! I Spot a certain jerk on the ground with his eyes in the back of his head and vomit on his shirt. Colby and I lock eye contact once again. Nausea is nothing in the face of this.....
"CHAAAAAAANNNNNNNCEEEEEEE"
Me and Colby both Yell, I grab a marker and start working on the clean portion of his shirt. Colby grabs a permanent marker and starts on his face. This is a once in 2 life times chance!!!! Ha! What Comes arround Goes around!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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~Fyeeyive meynites layter~ (note* translated from spongebob accent: ~5 minutes later~)
The result of our coldblooded assault (ahem) hard work, was Kevin, white of his eye's showing, obscene and unspeakable things drawn on his handsome face. Don't forget the big words on the only clean portion of his vomit colored shirt were the words: I SMOKE WEED. I also pocketed his expensive new Me-Phone ™ .
As Kevin and the other students gradually regained their senses, Colby and I were hysterically laughing our asses off while taking selfies and pictures of the bully of our 3 years all the way from 6th grade to now.
Pictures....Ha! I just got another brilliant idea! I took Kevin's expensive phone out, hmmmm...Yes! It's fingerprint locked! I press the still half concious Kevin's pointer finger onto the circle-ish button at the bottom of the phone. Annnd I'm In! Heehehehehe....I hand it to the professional:Colby.
While being a genius otaku, he also knows how to hack! After about 2 seconds of figuring out the pass-code on Kevin's locked photo's, we were in. Ohhhhh!!! How convienent! There was a photo-folder specially labeled: nudes. My God! How stupid, can a guy get? Use snappychat ™ or something!
"Let's seeeeee select this folder, send toooo.... our whole class you sure? Yes I'm Sure!"
*ding*
About all of the 30 people in our class received those....
"OMG!"
Ah, I haven't seen it yet.
"Hey Colby, here show me the phone"
"mph! H-here"
What? Colby's trying to contain his laughter? I'm curious! I take the phone.......
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"It's all blurred down there, but his expression is priceless! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
After awhile we all calm down, except for Kevin who has a close to priceless face after waking up, it was contorted with anger, and..... more anger. Ha! do you think that I, who has endured countless years of bullying with Colby feel something like pity for him? AS IF!! GO DROWN IN A SEWER, COME BACK TO LIFE AND GET EATEN ALIVE BY ZOMBIES!!!!
Of course all this is inside my head, whatever is said in real life would have quotation marks. Of course, that's only if my internal monologues were put down in words (Give me a break that would never happen).
Well, let's just pretend to be oblivious to the people around us and observe. Hm, It seems that we are in some kind of white room. There is a similar magic circle from earlier on the floor. Yyyyyup, we've been summoned into another world. Theres. no. doubt. about. it.
Hmph, all the other students have no idea where or what happened. Snippets of "Where are we?" and "What happened?" appeared all around.
"YOU IDIOTS! IS'NT IT OBVIOUS THAT WE"VE BEEN SUMMONED INTO ANOTHER WORLD?!!?!?!?!!?!"
Oh, wow. It seems that me and Colby are very in sync for these sorts of things.
Suddenly, the walls of the white room fell, like, it became a cross shape on the ground kind-of.
What?! All around us are these wierd priest guys. They are wearing white and gold robes? I hear yells of "IT WORKED!" and "WE'RE SAVED!" resounded. But they quickly collapsed. It looked like they had just ran a marathon. Most of the class was confused and astounded at this bizarre sight and even Kevin momentarily forgot his anger.
"Welcome Heroes!"
Oh god, this situation.... the feeling....I know it! And... of course Colby and I fall into the sync.
"THIS IS JUST LIKE THE BEGINNING OF 'UNIQUE CHEAT OF THE SILVER WORD-EXPERT!"
(note*parody of "unique cheat of the golden wordmaster ™" )
Everything is so exciting....
"Ummmm.... Please follow us to the preparation room to get cleaned please"
Oh. I guess the guy is surprised that we shouted out all of a sudden.
We were led to a different place with chairs. Since Colby and I were clean, we decided to sit there and screw around *cough, cough* experiment while everybody went to the separate rooms with showers.
If this world is like what I think it's like.... than It should have VG mechanics! What's that you ask? Watch and learn!
"[STATUS]!"
"Whoa!"
I'm surprised, there is actually a blue screen about the size of a Me-Pad in front of me. It shows.
Status WindowName:KRISAttribute:Darkness+lightLevel:1Class:noneAge&Race:13 yr old humanGender:maleTitles:
Otaku, Hero
Unique Abilites:noneHealth:250/250Mana:800/800Health Regen. +1 every 10 seconds || Mana Regen. +1 every 5 secondsStrength20Intelligence20Agility50Wisdom20Endurance50Dexterity50Abnormal status(s): Attribute confliction
Oh My God! Wait! Let me try something else!
"[Open Skills]!"
Skills:
Analyze
Ok... It's a beginner move that everybody knows...I think I'll take a look at my status's again...wow. I was kinda expecting one of those cheat moves... but I guess working and earning a killer move has it's own appeal too.
I feel like the world is against me. It just immediately gave me a title in the form of 'Otaku'. Is this new world mocking me!? I don't get it! I press on it with my finger. To my surprise, It opens another smaller window!
Title:OTAKU
In a different world, you had much prowess in utilizing your fingers. This results in a boost in [Dexterity].
Oho... I see, I gained a boost in [Dexterity] due to playing video games frequently? This is unexpectedly fun! I press the Hero title.
Title:Hero
You've been summoned to another world! As compensation, you gain either the rare [light] attribute to add onto your natural attribute, or you gain dual attributes! There is also a great gain in stats!
Wow! It's a dream come true! This is great! I even get boosted stats! Is this the rumored 'summoned to another world cheat"? Whoaaaaa!!!! Think about the glory in being a hero! Me and Colby could only dream of this while reading light novels!!! Humu, speaking Colby..... He shows me his stats.
Status WindowName:ColbyAttribute:Ice+FireLevel:1Class:noneAge&Race:13 yr old humanGender:maleTitles:
Otaku, HeroUnique Abilites: Gamers MindHealth:200/200Mana:1000/1000Health Regen. +1 every 10 seconds || Mana Regen. +1 every 5 secondsStrength10Intelligence50Agility20Wisdom50Endurance20Dexterity50Abnormal status(s): Attribute unstability
Wow! This is amazing! Colby and I have the same types of stats as back while we were playing 'First Fantasy ™'! He would always be a mage type while I was the assassin or rogue speed type. I chose the speed type because all those years of running away from Kevin had really made me fast, and it was easier to familiarize with the game character. Colby's [wisdom] and [intelligence] are really high too! As expected of my genius otaku friend!
*Ga-bing* Colby suddenly had had a shocked face! What!? I can't tell what he's thinking! Usually we're in sync, but, I can't tell what he's going to say!?
"Kris..."
He suddenly puts both arms on my shoulders, I'm really freaked out now. Suddenly his glasses twinkle like in an anime and...
"If this is a fantasy land, THEN THERE MUST BE ELVES AND CAT EARED WOMAN, BUNNY EARED WOMAN, AND ALL SORTS OF BEAUTIES TOO!!!
"oh...."
"..."
"..."
"..."
*BOOM*
"Is that all you can think of in this situation?!?!?!"
I tsukkomi punch him into the air and a manga-ish seen of him flying across the lounge we're in appears.
My god... He actually forced me to use the 3 stage speechless silence + the tsukkomi punch! Ugh...
"Uhuehuehuehuehuehue....."
What?! Colby survived my tsukkomi punch?!
"You will never defeat me Kris! Nobody can defeat the fiery passion in my heart!"
Ah, jeeez, his 8th grade syndrom is acting up... And you! Colby! Stop making that cool pose and atmosphere while saying such ridiculous things! What?! Is it just me, or is there a heroic background around that guy?!
"STOP SCREWING AROUND"
"Gabwebulebub?!"
I do another tsukkomi but this time I fly through the air and perform a magnificent drop kick on his face.
He's got spirals in his eyes now. (sigh) My gosh... what is my life, some kind-of web fiction?
(Authors retort* fufufufufufu..... Yes. Your life is a web fiction.... )
By the time me and Colby were done, everybody had finished showering. Including Kevin who had wiped the obscenity artwork off of his face and donned a simple white shirt and white pants from the spare wardrobe in our lounge. Damn, It's not fair, me and Colby aren't ugly, but were not super handsome either. Unlike Kevin, the sparkly popular guy that looks handsome in anything. Even in our graffiti artwork.
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Royal Palace
Okay. Now we are being led to a tower, wow, It's pretty high up here!
Ohhhhh..... There's an old guy with the feel of a king! His beard is exactly what I imagined it to look like although a bit bluish on the white! And next to him is a silent but regal slightly over 30 woman with black hair. Ohhhh.... on the other side is a beautiful princess with navy dark blue, silky hair! I can see Colby with that wierd passionate expression of his
"Ahem, welcome, heroes. I would like to apologize for the sudden summoning from another world thing. Rest assured, this summoning was invented so that your families will momentarily lose all their memories of you. Unless they see you again."
Kevin and others are shocked. Kevin, being the natural leader he was, stepped forward.
"I-is there a way to go back?"
"Yes, there is a way to go back once our objective is complete, which is to protect the human country"
"Right now we are afraid of attacks from the demon army, while our numbers are greater than those demons, their magical and physical power are leagues above ours so will you please-"
"We'll do it"
Kevin immediately knelt down and spoke heroically. In this way he looked really righteous, but to me and Colby, who knew the real him, noticed the lustful glint in his eyes as he looked at the princess.
"Who are you, young man?"
"I am somewhat the leader of the group of people behind me. And we will consider helping your kingdom for a reward.
The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.
Very well then, first, let me inform you that this is a world of magic, please recite [STATUS].
The room was filled with the familiar ding of the Status window, and now there were many blue screens in front of everybody.
"Whoa!"
there were many exclamations while people gathered near Kevin. I took a look at his stats.
Status WindowName:KEVINAttribute:lightLevel:1Class:noneAge&Race:13 yr old humanGender:maleTitles:
Hero
Unique Abilites: Leaders AuraHealth:500/500Mana:900/900Health Regen. +1 every 10 seconds || Mana Regen. +1 every 5 secondsStrength50Intelligence30Agility30Wisdom30Endurance30Dexterity20Abnormal status(s): none
The King and Queen come over to take a look
"Ohooo"
"This fine man is pure [light] attributed?"
"This is it! This is what we were hoping for!"
"The ancient sword in our storage can only be wielded by an otherworldly purely attributed hero!"
Whaaaaat? His stats, Aside from agility, beat me in all aspects! He even has an unique ability!
Kevin turns towards me, he smirks. I get a chill down my back. He says,
"[ANALYZE]!"
"Hmmmmm,mhmmmmmm Your stats are actually pretty good considering it's you, but oho?! What's this? You have [Attribute Confliction]? Why not check it out? I check it with a bad feeling in my stomach.
Abnormal Status: Attribute Confliction
Due to having totally conflicting attributes within your mana stream, your mana cannot even be manafested more than an inch away from your hand.
Oh. God.
This, I don't even need Colby to explain to me. No launching fireballs at enemies. No manifesting tornadoes. No making spikes appear from the ground. Actually, no. spellcasting. at. all.
"Wait! I can still find a way to utilize my magic, right?"
"To late"
Whispers Kevin with a nasty smirk.
He acts natural and innocent while asking the king before I can do anything
"If I may ask, your majesty, what attributes are demons normally?"
"Hmmmmmmm The demon race is consisted of mostly, the [Darkness] attributed, why?"
That bad feeling in my stomach is there again.
"What!?" Kevin exclaims with an almost believable feigned astonishment.
"My Friend here is of the [Darkness] attribute along with an unique status of [Attribute confliction]!"
Argh! This bastard!
"In fact, he was actually a very antagonistic person in our previous society before coming here, isn't that right guys?"
"The others catch on while some just remain silent."
The princess looks like she wants to say something,but has a worried look on her face.
Colby completely steps out of carefree mode and gets serious. he has an angry look on his face.
But Kevin rushes on and exclaims while pointed a finger at Colby.
"And You! You were the supporter of this horrible person behind the scenes. Your mana capacity might be large but your abnormal status could explode and kill us all in a moment!
Colby looks overwhelmed and confused.
"Huh?"
"Your majesty, I ask permission to rid of these people!"
"Sigh... very well, do what you want"
"Eh!? In this situation I could actually perish!"
The princess finally speaks,
"Father, shouldn't we first see if-"
"Silence, the blond haired one is our only hope, he has the extremely rare pure [light] Attributed mana flow"
Powerless, the princess backs down.
Kevin looks a bit peeved that the princess tried to help me. And he reacts a bit fast
"Everybody let's get rid of those 2 Otakus once and for all!"
"Oh god"
About 3/4ths of the class immediately attack. I prepare for my first battle and instinctively tense and crouch as about 20 people charge towards me. We're on a tower about the size of 2 basketball courts. If I get pushed off, it's over.
Colby also crouches.
As an underling of Kevin rushes in faster than what should be normal, I see that this worlds [STATS] are actually effecting our physical capabilities...
If it effects them so much, than I who has better stats than everybody except for Colby and Kevin, will have pretty good physical capabilities.
I push forward with all my might.
*BOOM*
It was but a small boom, but I looked back and saw a tiny crack in the ground where I was before. Everyone including me was surprised. Looks like all those years of bullying actually me having so much agility and decent strength!
I quickly weave through the incoming people with no maneuvering experience, Hah! I had to jump, duck, slide, and leap over all sorts of crap when being chased by Kevin's gang back then. This is child's-play. After finally weaving through everybody, I bent my leg like a spring and burst towards Kevin. He wasn't expecting it and I was already pulling back my fist. All of those years of resentment Channelled into my arm.....And blasted out. Huh? I can see above him, A red bar and a slightly smaller blue bar under it. The red one decreased by about 1/10th. Everybody gapes, even me. Ah, the adrenaline rush is gone. And Kevin's fist is curling...
At that moment.
I.
Fucked.
Up.
I could have easily avoided it with my agility, but when I was focused on the red bar decreasing, and the surprise at Kevins Hp bar actually decreasing by 10% from my punch, the adrenaline disappeared.
*BOOM*
Kevin steps in while his fist glows golden yellow. It looks like that Kamehameha! Thing from a certain anime I watched.
It creates a boom at least 2x louder than mine and he punches straight into my solar plexus. Ah. It really was like a Kamehameha. You can see a energy blast going right through me.
*PUHECK*
I vomit blood. I feel like taking a nap. The casm of unconsciousness lulls me. NO! I unconsciously push my legs to the limit. I stand up. I start punching him but it doesn't even deal significant damage. Blood spilling out of the corner of my mouth, I grin. Why? Because with this, I've won. Symbolically anyway. This is the first time that I just didn't endure the beatings or run-away. I'm resisting. Haha. He looks peeved. My strength is leaving me.... He punches me a second time.
*BOOM*
*PUHECK*
This time It's my chest. The hell. He's to strong. I think the energy blast actually reached the clouds this time. I vomit more blood. I think It's over. I glance at Colby, He's getting overwhelmed even if he had some basic attack spells, he's only one guy with large stats, while there are 20 enemies. The other 10 people just stand and watch in awe as they see the battle you only witness in anime come to it's conclusion. But I refuse to be blasted into the away! I refuse to be rocket like a rag doll into the air! I refuse to let myself get pushed even a little bit! I push my body to the limits as yell for all I'm worth and I feel my blood winding around my body! Wait. This isn't blood. It's Mana? I can only describe it as that. It's inside my blood stream. I force this new-found power to fill my skinny legs. While Kevin's Energy blasted through me, Cracks filled the areas near my feet. But I wouldn't back down or budge even an inch. My legs seemed to be covered with a strangely colored aura. It was neither Black, or White, or even gray. I can't describe it. One of those blue semi-transparent window things appeared in front of me. I was fighting unconsciousness though, so I waved it aside and payed no heed to it.
Ugh...... haha. Kevin looks really peeved now.
"Che. Pretty tough," (Kevin)
He Comes in for the 3rd punch. 3rd times the charm. I can only resist so much. For a skinny otaku such as my self, this was already a miracle in itself. His punch this time rockets towards my face.
*BOOM*
The biggest boom of them all yet.
There's no way I can resist. I look at my mp bar and see that it's empty. Seems I've unconsciously used up all of my mana during the second punch. I.... I...
My consciousness disappears in the blink of an eye.
Or so I hoped. Ugh, I lost consciousness for only a second, but the pain brought me back. Huh, I can't see out of my right eye?
This time I Fly back with the blast. Huh? Colby, Don't come here, you'll be carried with the blast. Sadly, my thoughts do not reach him.
I am pulled back a little bit from the blast, Colby miraculously grabbed onto my blood soaked hand. But that's not enough to stop my momentum. We slide towards the edge of the tower. I fall. But Colby still grabs, tears in his eyes. Kevin leisurely strolls up to us with a smirk.
"Yo, otakus. Got any last words?"
I see the heavy breathing and sweat on him though, I know it's hard for him to, knowing this, I have less regrets. I grin with a smirk to rival Kevin's. And speak three words. Only three words and an action.
"GO. TO. HELL."
I stick my middle finger up at him for good measure. Oh wow, he's so pissed that I got the last word.
"Whatever, this is a phrase used by you otakus, right? SAYONARA, SUCKERS"
And with that, he kicked Colby into the air right over the tower's edge.
And.....we fall.
It looks like it'll take about a few minutes for us to hit the ground. Suddenly, an old geezer's voice sounds in my head. He says,
"Hey, sonny, you just happen to fulfill my requirements for being a disciple. Do you want to just admit defeat to that lousy playboy jerk?"
Of course the answer is: to be continued.
(Authors note* Just kidding! L-O-L)
Of course the answer is:
"HELL NO!"
"I like your answer boy"
I can imagine the old geezer grinning at the other end.
And with that, a pure black magic circle appeared beneath me and Colby.
*FLASH*
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On the day that the heroes were summoned, 2 corpses that should've been found on the grounds near the tower, were reported missing.
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