JISHAKU JISAKARU
There have been some minor changes so far. I became friends with the CD looking hair girl, who's name was Vibra Zionianti. Apparently, she's foreign royalty or something like that. She seemed fairly normal, albeit a bit airheaded. I think she's one of the two recommendation students in our class. I have a suspect for the other one either the giant iron boy or my apparent rival, the motorbike arm guy. Motorbike dude has been on my ass lately, and I still don't know why.
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I was walking to UA High, which was an absolute hassle because they put the building on a hill and my house is kilometres away, As I was walking between the shops I'd never seen before, going up the steep hill, I spotted from the corner of my eye someone with an metallic arm larger than their body. He saw me and drove toward me. He somehow balanced himself on his Motorbike arm driving around.
As we walked or drove up the hill, he eyed me as if he was about to say something. It was rather awkward with me just walking up, doing my best to ignore him while he was just driving with one hand, bending his knees and somehow balancing himself while looking at me. I had to say something.
Jisakaru: You...uh....you gonna say anything?
Hayabusa: ...Bye!
He shouted before driving away. Strange boy. Maybe he needs a friend.
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I entered 1-B and noticed I was the fifth one there. I like coming very early so that I don't have to go through the hassle of being late. I sat down at my assigned desk and just put my bag on my chair.
I zoned out for a while, expecting absolutely nothing of value until a red haired girl with insanely sharp teeth walked over to my table. She just kind of looked at me, as if she was confused. Her mouth was wide open yet her teeth were closed, like some sort of shark.I just looked at her with a confused facial expression , I have done way too much looking for one day. She pointed at my hair and said-
Red Hair: Uravity?
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Jisakaru: No, I'm not Uravity.
Red Hair: But ye look laik 'er.
Jisakaru: If I was Uravity, I'd be saving orphaned children, not be in UA High.
Red Hair: Waaahhh...
She sounded amazed that I wasn't the person she thought I was, she even opened up her teeth to express her amazement.
Red Hair: Waow..so cool.
Jisakaru: It's....cool that I look like Uravity?
I said, bewildered with my right eyebrow raised. I guess she was right, I do kind of have a MINOR resemblance to Uravity, what with us both having brown hair and all. I like her because she looks cool and her power is sick. Zogaikotsu did once say I was the Uravity to his Deku. I sometimes miss his edgy phase, but not that.
Red Hair: Yeahhhh, can we be frieands?
Is this how people make friends in High School? Just walk up, say something weird then ask if they can be friends? I'm so confused, I'm just so confused. I'm internally bursting in laughter because of how strange everything has been. But, y'know what, in the landscape of being a hero, it wouldn't hurt to have just ONE friend right? She seems harmless. To be honest if I had a nickel for every time I made a "friend" just from existing, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?
Jisakaru: Uh, yeah sure whatever.
Red Hair: Yay! Mah name is Kirigaya Karoomi, I can do whatever a Ladybug can!
'Karoomi' which is supposed to be written as Kurumi, had a light accent. She's probably from Osaka or something.
She posed in this V Position, showcasing her red with black spotted wings. I stifled a laugh. I found the way she presented herself and her glee hilarious.
Jisakaru: Well that's nice, My name is Jishaku Jisakaru, I am a living magnet-
Kurumi: WOAAHHHHHH!
Before I even finished by sentence, she woahed at me. I swear this girl gets shocked by every conceivable thing.
Jisakaru: It's not...that impressive, I can just pull magnetic objects toward me, can't do anymore than that.
Kurumi: WAHHUUHHHHHHHH!
Jisakaru: Girl, it's not that life changing, please calm down
I mumbled. I noticed at the corner of my eye, the door of the class being covered up. Huh? It seemed to be some metallic sheet. Kurumi noticed it too and looked over there.
Only for the metallic sheet to actually just be the torso of an incredibly large iron person. They tilted their armoured head down in order to see where they were going.
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Sora: Um- Excuse me but can someone please help me?
Said the cutest little voice I have ever heard.
The only other person apart from weird bike dude, Kurumi and I was this long blonde boy who had a translucent index and middle finger on his right hand. He walked up to the steel titan.
Note: Woah there buddy, don't worry I'll help ya brah. Let me just-
He stepped back a bit and pointed his blurry middle at the guy in the door, I felt a huge gust of wind moving to the side opposite of the door, as if something was being pulled in.After a while, the giant accidentally broke the side parts of the door.
Sora: Ah! I'm sorry, I accidentally broke the door!
The giant had a squeaky voice that juxtaposed his physique.
Note: Hm...yeah sorry buddy, here's hoping whoever goes through that door fixes that. On another note, HOLY HELL DUDE! YOU'RE TALLER THAN MY HOUSE!
Kurumi: WOAHHH!
The blonde dude started freaking out about the Metal man's height and width like a renaissance artist finding new inspiration. Later on I saw a fairly normal looking guy with black hair pass through the door, noticing the gigantic human shaped holes in the walls. For some strange reason, he licked his tongue and rested his palm on the side of the wall near the window and lo and behold, the wall started to repair.
He did this with the other side too. Looks like we found the most useful person in our class so far, ding ding. I noticed the rubble was still on the ground. I zoned out for a long time, looking at the clock until Zogaikotsu went up to me.
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Vibra: Well, this is the part where we get beat up by a teacher...
She said in calm fear. Earphone Jack shouted from the sidelines.
Jack: Careful kids! This might be the part where you get beat up by a teacher!
The teacher stomped his foot on the grassless dirt ground, causing a small puff of brown cloud to appear near his boots.
Ahseru: This is probably the part where you get beat up by a teacher.
This is the part where we get beat up by a teacher.
Let me explain how this obstacle course worked, those who lost still had a chance. If they beat the teacher in a sparring match, they could be freed of doing 50 push ups until the Heroics class next week. I heard in the old times, the heroics class was just a day after orientation, so I'm not sure what changed.
Now, I lost, Zionianti lost (Or....Vibra....I don't know how European name systems work), the gigantic iron person, who's name I later learnt was Konda Sora, and this girl who had onomatopoeias on her pure white skin. She had messy bob cutted black hair with speech bubble hairpins. Her eyes looked so basic, like it was easy to draw. We all stood in this mini arena created by Zone Man. The ground was dirt and everyone else who didn't lose miserably were sitting on the plastic chairs, contrasting greatly with the elevation of those chairs by this gladiator-like audience area.
Zogaikotsu: YEAHHHHH! You can do it. IS THIS ENTERTAINING?!
He shouted while standing up on the chair. Thanks Tori.
Ahseru: Now then...I'm just gonna let you go at me first.
He said, signing us to come over here. I just looked around, best chance is Sora over there will beat him. I mean, teacher is just a buff dude with an afro, he doesn't seem that scary in hindsight.
The first to charge at the teacher was Ms. Princess who stomped her foot on the ground and teleported in front of the teacher, going for a roundhouse kick. The teacher surprisingly caught her leg and lightly but still effectively pushed her to the ground.
Vibra: Oomph!
I followed suite. I ran at him, sliding to go for an unapologetic crotch shot. He predicted I'd do that however, and dashed away. Sora went in soon after by jumping and smashing onto the ground, creating a massive hole and a lot of dirt in my face. But the teacher was just too good! He kept on dodging all our attacks no matter what.
I thought for a while and decided "Hey, you only live once right?"
As my pale classmate was painfully failing to charge our teacher, I took the opportunity and dashed at her. She looked behind as she noticed me.
Speech Bubble: Huh? Wait...WAITWAITWAIT-
She seemed to have figured out my intentions, but I was still going to do it regardless. I jumped on her head and launched myself toward the teacher, successfully socking him in the face and making his sunglasses fly out. He recoiled backward as he kneeled, whiping away some sweat on his forehead.
Speech Bubble: Ow! My head hurts you magnetic bastard!
Jisakaru: Sorry, your head was just too smooth for me to NOT do that.
I felt quite guilty, but alas, it was for the greater good.
Asheru: That ws a cruel move kid. You're gonna need to do a lot more than that. Now be prepared kids, this is somethin' that'll shock you to your core.
All of a sudden he started......fighting the air. Heavy and light emphasis on fighting, as he wasn't punching, but poking in this shockingly fast motion, and also he wasn't just standing still and looking like an idiot, he was dodging attacks that weren't even happening.
We all just looked at each other then back at the teacher. Then suddenly my fluffy haired follower shouted.
Zogaikotsu: GO! HE'S FOOPTER TIGHTENING YOU!
I was shook by the sudden callout and replied.
Jisakaru: What?
Zogaikotsu: FUT-URE FIGHT-ING!
Jisakaru: ....W-What?
Then all of a sudden, the teacher stopped doing his weird shenanigans and stood still, he took off his shades and pointed at us.
Ahseru: Times goes smoothly once more.
All of a sudden, we were inflicted with a shock, all of us, even the gigantic metal man felt like our movement in our body had been disabled. We all slumped to the ground at different times, the final being Sora, who fell to the ground with a loud CLANG.
Zogaikotsu: Oh no! But also OH WOW!
Ahseru: That my friends is a move Grandmasta Sark taught me, as he described it, it pushes all pressure points and makes you temporarily disabled, give it 5 minutes and you're back up, I made sure to be real careful with ya'll.
He said, almost condescendingly while kneeling down to our KO'd bodies.
Jack: Mr. Ahseru! You're too cruel to these kids! Sark is a ruthless mercenary and you should NOT have used that move!
Earphone Jack went over in front of us and defended us from our own teacher.
He looked at us with pity and scratched the side of his head, before growling.
Ahseru: Ehh, look I'm gonna give you bunch a slap on the wrist, 25 push ups until heroics class instead of 50. Anyways, I'm out. See you tomorrow on moving day.
He said before he just walked up and left. Was that it of the first day? I suppose I never took into account how long all of this took but man. What a crazy first day...
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I still can't feel my legs.
Sora: Is....is he coming back?
Speech Bubble: I think he just left us.
Jisakaru: Don't- don't-
Speech Bubble: He just left us!
Vibra: What? I do not believe it!
Jisakaru: I do.
Jack: Come on now, let's get you- UP!
She went over and carried Vibra up.
Jack: Woi! Someone else help!
Zogaikotsu: I'll do it!
He used his quirk to float on over. I forgot to mention this, but his quirk works so that whenever all his separable body parts are, well, separated, he is able to fly. He went over to pick me up.
Zogaikotsu: Looks like I'm better than you now! Heh!
Jisakaru: Oh please, I lost on purpose.
Speech Bubble: COPE!
The pale skinned girl shouted at me.
Hm, Tomorrow is moving day. I might not see my peaceful old house for a long while afterward. Maybe I should hire a house sitter..
CHAPTER END