Before either of them knew what was happening, I’d leaped over the table and grabbed them out of their chairs. Crushing them in a great bear hug. In my enthusiasm I’d knocked over a bunch of shit, but I couldn’t care less.

“Ladies!” I yelled at the top of my lungs, “no fucking way!”

They both giggled and showered me with kisses. I held myself in the moment as long as I could. Finally putting them down.

“This is the best surprise anyone’s ever given me. Wow,” I said. Planting them back near their chairs and circling around the table to watch Tisha. She was smiling, though she looked a bit tense. As if she was being left out.

Not for long.

Soon.

“Wait,” I said. “This is great. What does it have to do with radios?”

“I think we can use it for multiple purposes,” Jade said. “It’s supposed to absorb vibrations and send them on to another source. We can tune the frequency in a lot of different ways. If you use your magic to link these… radios?” she asked, pointing at my paper. “Link them together, this crystal will broadcast all the sound that’s picked up on one unit to the rest of them.”

“Damn,” I said. Almost whispering. “That’s fucking dope.”

They all looked at me blankly. Apparently that one hadn’t made it across the multiverse.

“It’s great. I’m stunned,” I said. Putting my hand on my chin and pausing. “Why hasn’t BK figured this out yet? I mean. How do you all communicate?”

Jade’s mischievous smile was triumphant. “The Lion’s Maw has control of most of BK’s research teams. They purposefully stall anything big that he’s after. Especially weapons and coordination technology. The inconsistencies with electricity make that easy. The orc scientists have never been great, so he has to outsource most of his development to other races.” Jade shrugged. “Everyone hates him, so it’s not that hard.”

“Couldn’t he just kill them if they don’t cooperate?” I asked.

“He could,” Jade said. “But he doesn’t understand how anything works. He’s happy as long as his control is expanding. The Material and Acquisitions Team are doing well.”

“His army,” I chimed in. Still sick of all the silly names.

“Right, sure,” Jade shrugged. “The MAT is going crazy. Almost no resistance. That’s BK’s main goal. Science isn’t really that high of a priority to him as long as he’s holding territory and gaining more. He just doesn’t understand how anything beneath him works.”

“A classic manager,” I said with a chuckle. Remembering all the times my roommate complained about the exact same situation. They didn’t understand, so I waved it off.

“We’ll work on the radios tomorrow. Oh!” I said, rubbing my own hands together. “I’ve got a surprise of my own.” Within a minute I’d gone to my room and come back with four slips of paper. I slid one to each of them, then laid one in front of myself.

“Luis, is this…” Tisha said. Her voice filled with wonder. She held the paper up in front of her, turning it in her hands.

“Yep,” I said.

“A breeding license? It looks authentic,” Tisha said. Her eyes catching mine with new interest.

Evelyn went to tear hers up with a snort, but I stopped her. “Easy now. We don’t know what we’ll run into out there. They’ll be good to have on hand. If we’re trying to go undercover, I mean.”

“Fine,” she said with a huff. “I just hate this crap.”

“I know, baby,” I said. “I still can’t believe he’s outlawed sex. It’s madness. Just another reason for us to get to work faster though.” Tisha was looking at me like the world’s hottest engine that she wanted to get her hands on. I decided to let her pine a bit and stared at my ladies instead.

“We’re gonna have to change the band name then,” Jade teased.

“Hell no,” I laughed. “It’s a great name.” She swatted her own joke away and nodded.

“Where’d you get them?” Tisha asked, still in shock.

“Oh, I picked this up when we killed the Duke last week. He had it stuck next to his throne. The seal and everything are inside the machine. We’re just low on paper. They’re legit.”

“I checked around, by the way,” Jade said. “I wasn’t able to find anything that makes the cut. Not anywhere nearby.”

“Maybe we’ll luck out on one of the airships. We can decide if catching one going to the Capital or away from it is a better bet. That might be important. The ship itself is extremely valuable and the contents might be even better. We’ll have to see, I guess.”

“We should try and catch one on the way out of a mining operation,” Evelyn suggested. “You’re so damn horny for scrap metal. That makes a ton of sense.”

I rolled my eyes at the comment and stuck my tongue out at her even though she was totally right. “That’s actually great. Are those locations mapped out?”

“We got a lot in that codebook from the Battle for Clontikus,” Jade mentioned. Referring to the materials she’d found when we’d cleared out the orc encampment. “Classified maps with all sorts of locations. We could definitely find something like that.”

“Nice,” I said, leaning back in my chair and relaxing. Things were working out better than I’d thought.

We worked out a rough plan over the next few hours as night fell deeper. It involved landing the stealth jet on the airship, then sending Evelyn and myself in.

I’d shapeshift to try and look like a guard or mechanic, then take out the crew as quietly as I could. Evelyn would try to find the pyromancer with the kill switch spell and see if she could track exactly how it worked. Once we’d gained as much control as we could, Jade and Tisha would board and head to the engine room to try and sever the kill switch mechanism in the engine itself.

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It was a bold plan, and wild, but I liked it.

After a while everyone started to get tired and yawning. I expected Tisha to stick around and get close to me, but to my surprise she went to bed first, waving goodnight and slipping away to one of the cabins after giving me a quick hug. Jade came over after and did the same. I gave her a kiss and she patted me gently on the cheek.

“I’d jump your bones, you big lug, but I’m beat. Too much painting all day,” she said. Then walked off to the big bedroom. “Cuddle me later though when you come to bed?” she asked, popping her hip out and shaking her booty a bit.

“You got it,” I said.

Evelyn was wide awake and was clearing off the table. I yawned and made my way to the front of the ship where I’d installed a few big chairs near the instrument panels that we’d put in.

I sipped the rest of the beer. Savoring the taste. Not getting hammered or anything, but loving the way it went down. Then I sat back in the huge recliner and stared at the curved wall before me. Trying to come to terms with the fact that we were actually pulling this off.

Just as I was dosing, a warm hand touched my shoulder. I looked up to see Evelyn smiling down at me. Her eyes bright in the night. That flaming orange hair like fire in the dim running lights I hadn’t turned all the way off.

“What’s this section called?” she asked. I heard her close the door behind me. The one that separated this section from the rest of the ship.

“You’d never believe it,” I said with a laugh.

“Try me,” she replied. Walking from station to station. Marveling at what we’d all accomplished together.

I started laughing and couldn’t stop. The name had always been ridiculous but telling her in the context of the suppressed sexual society had me fucking rolling in my chair. “The cockpit,” I finally managed to say.

“Bullshit,” she replied, standing and staring at me. Shaking her head.

I said, “I guess with the room in here it would be more of a bridge though… I’m dead serious. I have no idea why they call it that.”

“I do,” she said as she strode toward me. Her body moving with a purpose.

Before I even knew what was happening she had my pants undone and was working on my manhood. Sliding it in and out of her mouth. Tickling it with her lips and tongue.

“Evelyn, fuck,” I said, surprised by the assertive move. “I don’t think I need help getting the ship weight displaced,” I said. Words becoming harder to form as I hardened within her mouth.

“What?” she asked, pulling me out with a wet pop. “What do you mean?” As I watched her she unbuttoned her shirt. Freeing her breasts one inch at a time. I was surprised to see she wasn’t wearing a bra.

She’d been planning on jumping me.

“You’re not doing this to help get the ship off the ground?” I asked, waving my hand around.

“Oh. Fuck no. I just wanted to see how fast I could get you off, and taste your cum,” she replied. “You came in me last time. I want to swallow all of it. Work it all out of you.”

“Holy shit,” I said, leaning back in my chair.

“Is that all right?” she asked with mock submission. Slowly pumping up and down my now hard dick as she went.

“I’ll allow it,” I said. Taking a sharp inhale just as she went back down on me. I gripped the edges of the chair as she warmed me. Breathing hard and running my hands through her hair and across her shoulders. Working them down to her breasts. Squeezing them in time with her own motions.

She moaned and the vibrations ran through me. Turning the pleasure up even more. Then she took her hand and placed it at the base of her lips. Putting even more friction into the blowjob. Driving me even crazier.

“Fuck,” I whispered. “Where the hell did you learn that?” Evelyn had been like a wild animal in the sack last time. Technique hadn’t been her strong point and I didn’t remember telling her to do that the last time she went down on me.

“Jade,” she said. The word muffled as she pushed deeper onto me. Pulling off and stroking me as she stared. “I’ve been asking her for tips. Now that she’s not hitting on me all the time it’s nice to chat with her about it.” She put another hand on my dick and wet me once more with her mouth. Then pulled back and stroked me with two hands. Rubbing the tip of my cock against her nipples in turn.

“Mother of god,” I whispered.

“Jade said your cum tasted like chocolate. Is that really true?” she asked. Not waiting for me to speak before going back down and sucking me hard. She even pushed down, attempting a deepthroat.

Sexual technology that had also crossed the multiverse.

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Evelyn’s tongue flicked across the base of my balls as she deepthroated me. Pressing my tight into the back of her throat. The wetness on my shaft reaching critical levels as she pulled off one more time and stroked my with both hands again. Shaking her breasts in front of me and licking her lips.

A crazy idea struck me, so I sent the little brainpower I had into it as Evelyn continued to pleasure me. Evelyn had ignored the chocolate pie completely after dinner. Choosing instead to eat the raspberry one. Even then, focusing mostly on the frosting. As she worked me closer and closer to orgasm I sent an intention to my body. Urging it to change the flavor of myself from chocolate to frosting.

Thinking it was ridiculous the whole time I was doing it.

Because it was ridiculous.

But hell.

Let’s see what this magic wizard dick could do.

Evelyn had worked herself into a frenzy. Sucking on me so deep and smoothly that I felt like roaring out. One hand was on my cock and the other was slowly massaging my balls. I felt the ship rumbling around me as my sex magic started to rise. I laid my hand on a nearby support beam. Sending a weightlessness spell out into the ship. Leeching out my magic low and slow. Leaving the jeep we’d stowed in one of the compartments weighted as extra ballast.

To my surprise, the move delayed my orgasm and left me teetering on that wonderful edge for even longer. Pleasure radiating up from where she was working. Sending ripples of lusty joy throughout me.

“Almost there,” I whispered. Running my hand through her hair and squeezing let her know that I was about to finish. She responded with even more suction. Moaning time after time. Adding the vibrations from her throat as she raced to finish me off.

Then I went completely slack as release came. I ran the burgeoning spike of magical energy through the ship. Pulsing it out in time with my orgasm. Evelyn made sounds like she was eating her favorite dessert. Sucking every last drop out of my body. My legs and abs clenched tight as they rocked from orgasm.

“Easy,” I said that she still applied more suction and friction. The sensation was almost too much.

“Mhmm,” she said, refusing to stop but easing off just a little bit. Working more and more out of me. After only God knows how long, she finally eased off and panted. Wiping her mouth and catching her breath. “Jade had it all wrong,” she said with a grin of satisfaction. “Frosting. Not chocolate.”

I was barely capable of speech at that point, but I gave her a nod. Secretly satisfied that I’d pulled off the trick.

Maybe it would lead to the two of them giving me competing blow jobs just to prove that they were right.

That sounded awful.

Just kidding.

“How did I get so fucking lucky,” I whispered, staring up the ceiling. Looking over at the support beam I’d been hanging onto, I realized that I’d gripped the thing so hard that I’d bent it. A quick twirl of my fingers restored it to its original state.

Evelyn gave me one last desperate slurp. Cleaning me off entirely, then put me back in my pants and tied them up. Then crawled into my lap. Leaning her head on my chest.

(Evelyn shows Luis the meaning of cockpit, they cuddle, and Luis uses his bonus sex magic to lighten the ship)

“I love you, Luis,” she whispered. Her hand trailing across my chest and abs.

“Love you too, Eve,” I said. Giving the nickname a try. Her warm and throaty laugh was proof that she liked it. “Tell me what you’re using the gold for,” I said.

“No,” she whispered. Teasing one of my nipples. “You’ll love it, believe me.”

I knew that if I wanted to I could get her to tell me. Tear off her clothes and tease every inch of her body with my hands and mouth. Drive her to the edge of madness as she begged for me to thrust inside her. When she was like that she couldn’t help but tell me anything I wanted to know.

But I wanted to be surprised, then I was too busy continuing to pour my bonus magic into the ship. Slowly letting it flow from the bridge on back through all the utility rooms. Down on through the support beams and control crawlspace. Careful only to allow the spell to spread into non-critical areas.

Not wanting to disrupt any of the control systems or rigging that Tisha had so carefully set up with Jade.

As Evelyn’s fingers caressed my chest the weightlessness spell finally saturated the wings and engines.

Then the two of us fell asleep in each other’s arms.