Chapter 30

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Time Skip 1 week later

Laharl's POV:

I was surprised that I was left alone, Issei seems doing well and was updating me with his adventures. He informed me that the Student Council Body and the Occult Research Academy fought for the rights for familiar hunting.

Oh yeah what else?, oh right, Issei introduced me to his potential Harem, Asia Argento who is Rias's bishop.

I was surprised later one day.

"Laharl sempai!, huhuhuhu, I wasn't able to get my dream familiar, wahhh, those slimes were a my brothers in arms. Sempai don't you have some kind of remedy for a broken heart?." Issei said crying to me.

"Geh, gross manly tears, must wash it away later." Were my thoughts.

"They just don't understand our passion Issei-kun, and they suck, their familiar hunting grounds suck, let me show you the kind of familiars we want Issei-kun." I said as I grabbed him and teleported somewhere in the netherworld.

"Welcome Issei-kun, to the netherworlds familiar prairie, where all manly desires come true, here are your choices." I said to Issei who was exited.

"Our first choice is a beastmaster, notice the animal leather clothes, the swooshy tail and the cat ears, the boob isn't so much to scoff off either." I explained as I showed Issei the girl.

"Ohhhhh." Issei said in a drool response.

"Our second choice is our Female Healer, this one is very popular, they wear skimpy nurse outfits with an injection to heal your hearts desire, but you already have Aisha for that now move along." I said as I showed the next choice.

"Noooo!, I wanted to see more of that cosplay!." Issei whined.

"Our next one is a cheerleader, she's wearing a jenie in the lamp outfit and she has elf ears for your fetish. she's a support familiar that increases your abilities." I said to Issei.

"Hmmm, hmmm, she's good, but I'm looking for someone with a bit more oomph!." Issei said sagely.

"If our previous familiars didn't impress you then this will, on this corner is a succubus, The boob rating is S class and yes folks she's almost nude, she's good at lightning spells and healing spells, what a shocker, an all in one familiar fantasy, what does our challenger say to that?." I said to Issei.

Issei was looking at the succubus with very strong lust that the succubus blushed at it's sheer intensity.

"I'm sold, what do I need to do?." Said Issei excitedly.

"You just have to beat her into sumbission..." I said half-way and Issei was already fighting and groping... and...having a make-out session with the succubus.

Six hours later, Issei brought his new familiar/lover whom he beat into sex submission doing her crazy and spreading his seed all over her. How do I know all this?, the smell of his seed is strong and they had been at it for six hours. Issei is no longer a virgin, ahh he is a devil now, morals?, ethics?, not as strong as they used to be.

"And now we have a couple, please use the bathroom or hotspring to clean yourself, I might have to answer to angry women if we return like this, so Issei, promise me that this will be our own little secret." I said to Issei.

"I promise sempai." Said Issei as his familiar and him went into the hotspring, for another six hours.

I see Issei with a change of clothes and quite refreshed.

"Were ready now sempai." Said Issei smiling.

"Issei, I'm afraid you have to dismiss your familiar for now, don't worry, you can summon her through your mental link or telepathy." I said to Issei and he understood.

"Ready Issei?." I said and he replied 'yes' so I transported ourselves near Issei's house since it was night time.

The next day, Issei was smiling, not a pervy smile but a true smile, not even Genshiro Saji, the pawn of Souna Sitri's peerage can change his tune.

It bothered almost all the devils in the Academy, not even their puppy dog eyes could persuade him to tell his sudden change of mood.

Genshiro Saji couldn't take it, so he bribed Issei with his rare collection of pictures of all the girls in the academy, Issei was still a pervert inside so he accepted and he showed Saji his Lily (Succubus), which made Saji evious and desperate enough to beg Issei if he could also get one.

Issei, feeling Saji's manly soul in need of healing like only a girl can decides to help him.

The next day.

"Sempai, please, our comrades needs your help, he is in desperate need of your guidance." Said Issei elaborating the story.

"So?, succubus?." I asked in a deadpan voice.

"Yes, succubus please." Said Saji kneeling.

"No need to kneel, Issei is it okay if we will be going and you cover for us?." I said to Issei who readily replied yes.

Time skip the next day.

Geh, they are both monsters having their makeout sessions for hours, then again, I take the whole day when I'm doing it, maybe it comes with experience.

Saji and Issei were now hanging together, worse, their hanging together with me, the students are calling us the super weird BFF group, that is super weird.

Issei now was not a part of the perverted trio anymore, his attitude seems distant and the thing with Rias and Asia, really they could not handle the strain.

"Will Laharl please come to the headmasters office please." Said the PA system.

"I better go see what these devil want." I thought as I went to the headmasters's office.

"Good afternoon , I am Sona Sitri, sister of Srafall Leviathian, one of the four great Satan's, my titles aren't really important right now, what I'm having trouble right now is that one of my peerage named Genshiro Sagi wants to be transfered to your peerage and he has been bugging me about it, it seems that Issei on Rias's side is on the same boat, so that begs ask to ask the million dollar question?, what did you do to corrupt our pawn?." Sona said questioningly.

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"Hmm?, oh?, I didn't really think I would have enough of an impact, I just gave then a suitable familiar for a hot blodded devil, you may interpret it to whatever you wish." I said to Sona while my mind was going light-speed at this incident.

"I remember, now, this was supposed to be a world where Issei is the main character and all the package that comes as a main character, what did I just do?, did I break the status quo?, the balance of power?, I just want to share a little bit of joy to my young kohai, what's so bad with that?." I thought as Sona continued to speak.

"So this brings us the question, will you be willing to trade some evil pieces for Saji?, he's become distant lately and calls 'Laharl sama' wherever we see him." Said Sona sadly.

"I would If I could my dear, unfortunately my peerage wasn't formed through the evil pieces system but by contract and just plain submission, as such, I have none. As I said, I am a hermit and an Observer so these new evil pieces system are foreign to me, but of course I do have something of value that you may like." I explained to Sona.

"Really?, what might that be?." Said Sona now intrigued.

"This my dear is an Item world crystal." I said as I put in the table a large floating crystal.

"This has the power to strengthen items, weapons and also sacred gears. It transports your group to one of your peerage's sacred gears inner world, for example, inside there, you will eliminate the monsters and specific monsters eliminated will grant the sacred gear additional stat parameter, I believe that includes this balance breaker state, if you defeated enough of this special units, it is no exaggeration that this is a shortcut to become the ultimate class devils for sacred gear users." I said to Sona who was shocked by this information.

"Judging by that logic, my pawn won't be enough for this trade of such an item, many faction would also kill to have this very dangerous artifact, but Mr. Laharl, we need this artifact for our devil faction to win the war, so name your terms and I'll try to get it done." Said Sona sweating at the chance of obtaining the 'Key' to the Devil/God wars.

"The price I am asking for is nothing to steep, all I'm asking for the pawns Genshirou Saji and Issei Hyoudo who I seem to have corrupted according to you. I will also need an all access pass to the underworld and a small land territory, you may check and examine the item world crystal to your superiors to test its validity. The instructions are very easy, just touch the crystal and it will ask you the options to start it's functions." I said as I left the room.

Somewhere in the underworld.

"Adjuka, how is the item Sona brought to us?." Said Sirzechs.

"Quite, fascinating, the mineral that is used in this item is unknown, however, it has properties to explore an item or weapons inner world, defeating certain inhabitants causes you to subjugate their power at your beck and call, allowing a limitless way to boost the item or weapon, it is no exaggeration that this 'item world' crystal can revolutionize how scared gear users can shortcut to balance breaker, with this item on our faction, it is trully a boon, what did that hermit devil say his demands for the trade were?." Asked Adjuka curiously.

"Sona said that he wanted her pawn, Genshiro Saji, Rias pawn, Issei Hyoudo, the longinus red dragon emperor user who seem to want to leave both their peerages in order to join this Laharl's peerage, that was unknown on how he managed to do that." Said Sirzechs curious on the mysterious circumstances that lead to this situation.

"Anywho, the rest were just a full VIP access to the underworld and a small territory to call his own, quite a bargain really, now that we have confirmed this item's authenticity, please inform Sona and Rias about our decisions."

Time skip Kuoh Academy Deal Day.

"Can one Laharl, Genshiro Saji, Issei Hyoudou please report to the headmasters office please." Said the PA system.

"Kyaa, the new mystery BFF trio called by the headmaster."

"I wonder if they got caught in their 3-way yaoi relationship."

"Gehhh, at least no pretty girls are involved."

Kuoh Headmasters Office.

"Ano?, why have we been called here?." Asked the confused Issei along with Saji.

"I can answer that, I am Sirzechs Lucifer, one of the four great Satans." Said Sirzechs who is accompanied by Rias and Sona.

"Rias sempai." Said the surprised Issei.

"Sona Sempai". Said the surprised Saji.

"Well now, your all here today of the succesful trade and transfer of peerage of one Genshiro Saji and one Hyoudou Issei to their King Laharl, effective immediately." Said Sirzechs as the marking of Saji and Issei's clan disappeared.

"Welcome boys, hope we all get along." I said as a prinny mark (my magic cirle mark) enveloped both Saji and Issei.

"Laharl-sama, I didn't know what strings you pulled to do this, but now we can repay the favor you did for us." Said Issei and Saji.

"It has also been decided that Laharl will be given the land territory of one of the 72 pillars who have gone extinct. Take this magic circle young man, this will take you to your new territory in the underworld." Said Sirzechs as he handed me a piece of paper with a magic circle markings.

"Well boys lets go to our new home." I said to Issei and Saji.

"Off course Laharl-sama." They said as all three of them vanished in a magic circle to the underworld.

"Mou, nii-sama, what I am gonna do with my wedding with Riser?." Rias said worried.

"Oh don't worry my dear sister, since the news of new S rank artifact co-owned by the Sona and Gremory group, we now have a sure fire way to bolster our forces, so a wedding with Riser is now insignificant and the four great Satan vetoed the marriage." Said Sirzechs grinning.

"I love you oni-sama." Said Rias hugging Sirzechs.

"Get a room you two, I'm still here." Complained Sona.

Somewhere in the phoenix Castle where Riser was located at.

"I'll get you for this whoever you are to get in the way of my grand Harem Plan!." Shouted Riser as he destroyed his room with the energy backlash he unleashed.