Chapter 14

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"Harry my boy, it's good to see you again." Said Albus.

"I'm sorry, I don't know you, my parents said to not talk to strange old men specially the weird ones." Said Harry as he teleported away.

"We'll, Albus, he got you there, you really are a weird old man." Said Snape.

"I'm not weird, I'll have you know my fashion sense is still hip and cool." Said Albus.

"Yes, it was hip and cool, back a hundred years ago, on a side note, Harry seems to have great control of his apparition, I wonder if he already attended a magic school from somewhere." Said snape.

"No!, if he did, then my plan to awe him with the wonders of magic and mold him into a weapon is scrapped." Said Albus.

"Oh Albus cheer up, you can't really believe on that bogus prophecy and expect a child to win a battle against a semi-immortal dark Lord with many years of experience, if you did, you must've gone over to the deep end." Said snape.

"Hmm, maybe I had gone senile over the years, maybe it's time for the revival of Albus Dumbledore, defeater of Grienwald." Said Albus forgetting about Harry or whatever that was he summoned.

Harry's POV:

I teleported out of that situation in the nick of time, who knows what brainwashing plan they had for me.

"What to do, oh yeah, claim my inheritance, empty my vaults and get the he'll out of here." I thought.

I went to the gringots bank and asked for an inheritance test. The Goblins where surprised that the Boy-who-Lived is alive and claimed his Lordship through the potter lord ring and cleaned out all his vaults, it was a sad day indeed when one of the richest people in the discarding world decided to clean house, on a side not the gringots bank did receive a large sum of gold to keep this information secret which was a plus considering the healthy sum of gold Lord potter was willing to give for this information to be secret.

I decided to buy the books with all the Hogwarts curriculum and other useful books from flourish and bolts. I also got a custom made wand from knockturn alley. Gotta learn wand weaving magic sometime.

What else oh yeah, I did rescue Sirus Black from Azkaban prison and I told him where Peter Pettigrew was. I said that I was a hired special detective and Sirius was able yo clear his name.

Now that I have what I wanted, I decided to it was time to transfer Dimensions (Super Doa Doa Devil Fruit).

I arrived at a place that seems rural, I noticed the place had a Japanese feel to it, I was strolling down the street when I saw a very odd sight, a young man wearing a chinese Gi was having a spar with a panda, quite a show too.

"Oh, what a splendid show, are you guys martial artist?, you guys must be an expert of the art." I said to compliment them.

"Finally someone who recognizes talent when he sees one." was the sign said the panda was holding.

"What do you mean talent?, he was obviously talking to me, after all, Ranma Saotome is the best." Said the boy.

"Oh yes, you guys must not be complacent, after all someone is always better out there." I said to them.

"Yeah, right, I managed to beat many strong rivals, even a Phoenix God, you will never see anyone better than me." boasted Ranma.

"Oh really?, care to put it to the test?, I challenge you, Ranma Saotome, to a martial arts match." I said as I challenged him.

"Its your funeral kid, when and where?." Ranma said.

"Here and now." I said as I charged up to him, the exchange of punches, evading of blows, and using feint moves were used.

After an hour and with Ranma now resorting to his Ki attacks, he still lost.

"Oh my, I seem to have won, I hope it didn't bruise your ego to much, just train some more, there is always room for improvement." I said as I walked away.

Ranma's POV:

I can't believe it, I lost to someone younger than me, how is this possible?, I'll head home for now, on a side note, he did taught me a valuable lesson in humility, that still does not make it hurt less though.

"Urghhh, how frustrating." I said as I headed home with Pops in his panda form moking me with my defeat.

"Ranma Saotome, prepare to loose." Said Ryoga as he attacked.

"Not now Ryouga, yes, I hate to admit it but I lost a martial art battle to someone recently." I said as I dodged Ryoga's blows.

"What!, someone defeated my rival before me?, who was it?, was it Herb and his lackies?, that Amazon girl shampoo?, who was it." Asked Ryoga for the facts.

"No, none of them, it was a white hair kid, I didn't even know his name, he challenged me to martial arts duel, we battled for an hour, I even used Ki attacks, but I still lost." I said explaining to Ryoga.

"A white haired kid?, now I have to find him and challenge him for the tittle of the best martial arts in the world." Said Ryoga as he searched for Harry.

He never did find Harry as he used his dimension transfer, oh yeah, there was no more cool down time needed anymore.

Yu-Yu Hakusho universe: Dark Tournament Arena.

"There you have it folks, the exhibition match to fight Taguro directly is a go, many demons have challenged our champion but all seems to be defeated, is there anyone out there brave enough to defeat our champion?." Said the announcer.

"Something strange is happening folks, a door that came from nowhere just appeared in the arena and a white haired kid came out of that door, what a majestic entrance, will we be able to witness a fight worthy of our champion?." Said the announcer.

Harry's POV:

After I won the battle from Ranma and teaching him about humility, I decided to leave.

I seem to have arrived in an arena filled demon corpses.

"Oh, my, someone seems to have massacred these demons here, hmm, oh, what big muscles you have mister, do you know the location of gradma's house?." I asked the strange muscle man.

"Hahaha, very funny, I hope your happy with your last words." Said Taguro as he charged at me.

I took out my zanpakuto and parried the brutes blows skillfully.

"Your pretty skilled, and I'm even using 50% of my full power, let's see how well you do with my 80%." Said Taguro as he backed away and charged his power-up.

"Oh my, I thought that I can leave peacefully, but I see that I can't leave untill you're defeated, Shatter, Kyouka Suigetsu." I said as I activated my shikai.

"Was that supposed to do some thing kid?, I'm not Impressed." Said Taguro.

"Oh you will be, Tsukoyomi!." I said as I used said technique on him.

"Where are we?." Said Taguro confused.

"Welcome to the world of tsukoyomi, where I control everything in this world, for the next 72 hours I will torture you yo oblivion." I said in a smile as I used different torture methods to the muscle man.

In the arena

"Oh my, what a sudden development, Our champion seems to have suddenly fell into an unconscious state folks, the mysterious challenger seems to have used a strong mental attack on the likes that we have never seen before if it can defeat our champion." Said the announcer.

"Well gotta go." I said as I opened my dimension portal and left that strange place.

I exited the portal and I seemed to arrive at a semi apolyptic place, the place seems to be full of people/fox/wolf wearing rpg clothes.

"Where the he'll am I?." I asked as I found this place strange.

"Hey look, what a strange NPC, maybe he is giving a special quest since he arrived here using strange teleportation portal." Said one of the People.

"Oh no, fan girls." I said as I disspapeared using shadow blend.

"Quick, find that NPC, he must be a special event character, he's using a strange hide skill." Said the teen as it released a chain reaction.

"I better get out of here while I still can." I said as I activated my dimension ability.

"Hmm, where am I now?, hmmm China?, no wait ancient china." I said as I arrived in some of the strangest place.

"Hmm what's this?." I said as I picked a strange flyer.

"Challenging all chefs, prove your skill and honor in the eyes of the Empeoror, come to the jade palace." Is what the paper said.

"Hmm, should I?." I mused as I ask for the locals for the direction Jade palace."

"Hmmm, those are sure some big gates." I said as I approached the gate.

"Halt!, what is your business here foreigner?." Asked the guard.

"Oh honorable guard, I came to try and test my skill against China's best chef." I said in a sincere tone.

"Mwahahahahaha, China's chef are always the best, you may enter and try your luck, but I doubt you will go past the first round, good luck, you really need it." Said the guard as he opened the gate.

I was lead to a preliminary round, the dish was noodles.

I used the high quality yeast and performed my magic. I needed it into noodle perfection.

I climbed out round after round and reached the finals.

My opponents just seem really crazy, a bald martial artist with a nunchucks made of bones, a pretty lady wearing a tight leather outfit and using a whip. What has the world come into?. We were given our topic dish, sushi.

The other participants went into action and caught the some live fishes provided by the emperor.

They were quite haughty exaggerating the movements of cutting the fish.

They were looking at me if I could do better, oh who I am to dissapointed these amateurs.

I went into action and cleaned the fish, sliced it into good proportions, and added my all blue salt. I did this in the span of 1 minute which shocked my rivals and the audience greatly at such display of skill.

The judge this time was the Emperor.

The emperor Judged me the winner begrudgingly, it was a sad day indeed when the thousand years of Chinese culinary tradition is beaten by a foreigner.

With my sightseeing of this place finished, I used my dimension teleport skill.

Campione Universe: Supernatural Wine Industries building.

"I'm home, I'm finally home, at least from the crazy old man, whoohoo" I said as I kissed the floor.

"Ahem, is this the new hip trend today?." Said Doni amused at the scene.

"Umm, oh yeah, it is, only cool people do that, what are you doing here again?." I asked surprised to find Doni here.

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"Ohh, nothing much, I was forced to check on you to see if you are alive, sincee you going MIA is more believable than you beating Luo Hao." said Doni sarcastically.

"Oh, you jest, how could I defeat a super powerful campione like Luo Hao." I said denying the incident.

"Your not fooling me, baby brother." Said Doni with conviction.

"Drat!, my plain failed." I said as my not so great plan failed.

"Now come along you have responsibilities to attend to." Said Doni as he dragged me to the airport.

But luck wasn't there with me today, I suddenly vanished if a puff of smoke.

"That bastard, he got away again." Said Doni in frustration.

Somewhere in the Elemental Nations, Chunnin Arena:

"Give up now Uzumaki, fate decree's that I will win this match." Said Neji.

"Oh, yeah?, I still have a trick up my sleeve." Said Naruto as he began to access his tenants chakra.

He quickly formed a summoning hand signs, but on his haste, he had gotten one handsign wrong.

"Prepare to loose, Kuchiyose no Jutsu!, Gamabunta!." Naruto said confidently.

A large puff of smoke formed at the center of the arena and at its center was revealed to be a white haired kid?.

Harry's POV:

Fate seems to love me very much since this is the second time I was kidnapped.

"Mwahahahahahahah, is this supposed to be your secret weapon Uzumaki?, this just shows that fate is really on my side." Sad the kid with pale eyes.

"Urgg, wait Neji, I'm sure he will still kick your but, who are you anyways?." Asked the now revealed Uzumaki.

"Me?, I am, the legendary actor, I could be a kid." I transformed into a kid using Kyouka Suigetsu's Illusion.

"I could be an old man." I said as I transformed into an old man.

"Or I could me a mahou soujou." I said as I transformed into my bankai costume.

"Umm, mister, we can do that easily with henge." Said Naruto with a sweatdrop.

"Mwahahahahaha, truly fate just seems to not side with you Naruto Uzumaki, fate seems to to sided with me Neji Hyuga." Said Neji arrogantly.

"I'm doomed!, what can my summon do?, make Neji give up by asking him nicely?, I'm doomed!." Shouted Naruto while pulling his hair.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!, how naive, you there, Neji was it?, allow me to show you the power of acting." I said as I got into character.

"Neji, will you give up this match for me?." I asked with a puppy dog eyes while in reality I was casting the Imperious curse on him.

The people at the stands merely sweatdropped at the strange boy/ corssdreser antics, which would never worked against a trained ninja in a million years.

"I Neji Hyuga, with a sound mind and body forfeit this match against one Uzumaki Naruto." Said Neji as he raised his hand.

"Shocking!, the scene before them was shocking, did that just really happen?." Thought the people around the arena.

"Behold the power of the legendary actor." I said as I bowed to my audience and released my bankai illusion.

"Now, to get myself home." I said as I exited the arena.

Naruto could not believe it, against all odds, some random kid he summoned who likes to play actor which could easily be done with a simple henge managed to let him win by simply asking Neji nicely.

He finally snapped out of it, he should definitely needed to see the hokage to check with him if that scene really did happen.

Harry decided to milk the situation he was in and buy some more Icha Icha, there was bound to be more copies.

Harry was denied access to said books but he managed to convince the show owner by buying his whole stock which managed to get them both happy.

I was about to leave when I saw a white haired toad Sannin peeping in the hot springs.

"Hey mister, is it true?, your the one they call the legendary sage?." I asked him.

Jiraiya seems to think about it for a moment like supressing a reflex reaction but his reflex won out in the end.

"Why of course, I'm famous toad sage of mount myakobu, the one, the only Jiraiya." He said in a kabuki dance while riding a toad he summoned.

Unfortunately, this alerted the female population using the hotsprings getting him a beating of a lifetime.

"Urggg, this is all your fault kid, what do you want anyway?." Asked the grumpy Jiraiya.

"A simple business proposition, I would like to get your singed autograph on my Icha Icha, all 600 books consisting of a hundred books each series." I said in a serious tone.

"Hahahaha, thats a tough order kid, but what could you possibly offer me in exchange?, I'm not that easily persuaded you know." Said Jiraiya.

"500 barrels of high quality alcohol, each different flavor per barrel." I said as I gave my deal.

"Really?, you expect me that a kid like you have that kind of item on you?." Said Jiraiya in disbelief.

"Here's a sample, I will be staying on Konoha's five star hotel for 3 days, I hope I will receive a favorable decision by then." I said as I left a storage scroll containing one barell of alcohol from my liquor spring collection.

Jiraiya was skeptical, but curiosity got the better of him, he was about to have all alcohol to himself but one Anko Mitarashi found him and he was forced to share half of that godly alcohol. His decision was now made, plus he can now clearly use this method to attract the lovely ladies for his research.

He giggled at the thought but he was so wasted thinking clearly that when he woke up the next morning he found himself naked with Anko in her house.

He giggled at the scene, he sure has gotten a big fish that day. Then he thought about the power of that kids alcohol "Such a powerful weapon, with it I can rule the world, kukukuku." He thought in an Orochimaru like fashion.

He cleaned himself up, went to meet with the kid in the hotel he was staying at, and sign his books. Hey, with a kagebunshin it should be a piece of vale in exchange for his offer.

Time skip 2 days later.

Harry's POV:

Jiraiya could not refuse my offer once he got a sample of it and he came to see me. It didn't really took that much time as he used the kagebunshin to speed it up. He finished it up and I have him five storage scrolls containing a hundred barrels of alcohol each. I did asked him to double check the items in question and after an hour later we were both happy.

News of that godly alcohol soon spread since Anko could not help as she remembered the taste, she didn't even care that she had sex with Jiraiya.

Many ninja's were on a manhunt for Jiraiya as Konoha was an alcohol fanatic village. Hey being a ninja and you risking your life everyday, you really gotta enjoy life. The hokage finally cornered Jiraiya and used his awesome method of torture to make him crack.

I was about to leave when I saw an Anbu informing me that I was summoned by the hokage, he really couldn't wait and kidnapped to the tower via shunshin.

"Ahem, eh?, the supposed legendary actor is the source of that rumored legendary alcohol?." Said the Hokage in disbelief.

"Why yes, it's one of the perks of being the best at my job." I said as the Hokage and the Anbu sweatdropped.

"Ahem, now I called you here today to talk to you if we can make a deal with your alcohol. Seeing Jiraiya boasted that you gave him 500 barrels for a business transaction made not just me, but the whole ninja population jealous, Is there any possible way for you to sell us those alcohol." The Hokoga said with puppy dog eyes which really didn't suit him.

"Ahem, they don't come cheap you know?." I said explaining to the Hokage.

"Were prepared to pay." The hokage said with conviction.

"Hmm, good my price is steep, As you know being a legendary actor, I will always be in the shadow of my body guards, you probably noticed that my henge alone brought me far and my techniques are severely lacking, So Here is my proposal, one jutsu technique for one barell, it really doesn't matter even if it's a low level technique. One jutsu for one barell." I said my demands.

"Deal." The hokage said eagerly.

Rumors spread about the Legendary Alcohol seller was exchanging one jutsu, any jutsu for a barrell.

Originally, the Hokage only planned to give low level techniques, but the alcohol was really out of this world, even Danzo agreed. Konoha shelled out all its jutsu's, the power of that alcohol was just to great. Since it was the chuunin exams with all village leaders present. They decided to join the bandwagon. I even received the 1000 jutsu from Kakashi. Really, with all the jutsu out there, the one I only really liked was Jiraiya's 'Hari Jizo' which he did came back to exchange this jutsu for a barrel of rum.

That day, on that alternate dimension, the whole elemental nation was robbed of its prized jutsu by a barrel of rum. The event was so unprecedented that the supposed invasion during the chuunin exams never really happened.

Out of the numerous jutsu I had obtained, I only ever did learn the Hari Jizo to the point without the use handsigns. The rest went into storage.

I double checked everything on the jutsu's that I had obtained. Holy shit!, where did this Shingai Tensei jutsu came from?. I giggled madly and learned that too, I suppose I only learned 2 jutsu from this encounter, but it was so worth it. I laughed madly as I used my Dimension transfer ability.

I arrived at a battlefield, there seems to be a war going on. A human, orcs, Night elves alliance against the burning legion with its undead and demon forces.

From what I cam tell the human, orc and night elves alliance were loosing ground.

I could leave, but this situation is perfect to try my new favorite technique.

It really was a no brainer, I activated my nen like the ki in dragon ball to fly (yeah, found that on an accident) at the center of the battlefield.

"Mwahahahahahahah, be honoured bugs, you will have the honor of being my test subjects, Mwahahaha, Shingai Tensei!." I said as I hovered above the burning legion.

Rain of destruction was seen falling from the sky as many meteors descended from orbit bringing massive destruction to the thousands of troops from the burning legion.

"Phew!." I whistled at the massive damage my super jutsu did. I was satisfied and used my dimension ability.

Thus the story of our young Hary-Stu Gamer came to a close, he will still have more adventures along the way, but that is for another time. Thanks for reading this fanfiction folks, it has been a blast.

The End?, I don't know, let me get back to you on that when I have more ideas.