Mike was dead. He knew that, because when his boss Mary gave him a present on his 21st birthday the day after his mom escaped from prison. Something was wrong, you see Mary , his boss was what you'd call an airhead. She would realize she forgot your birthday and give you your gift a week later. Anyways Mary had a wierd wrapped presen in her hands and when I say wierd it had heart shaped wrapping paper and was stained white in some places. When mike recieved the present and opened the box there was a picture of him and his yandere mom and a post it note saying "you'll always be mine even in death" stuck on a remote with a blinking red remote with the button pushed. The world turned white and mike was finally content.
Mike slowly woke up to the sound of laughter. He was lying down on a soft pink couch and across from him was a flying monkey watching something on tv and screeching and jumping it looked like it was seeing the funniest thing it's ever seen. It turned around and said "you're up you've gotta see this its the funniest thing I've seen since life went extinct on novos because the guardian God got food poisoning and farted the whole planet turned into a mini black hole trying to get away from itself." By that time mike saw what the flying monkey was watching it was his life and it had just stopped at his worst moment of his life when his mom neutered him on his 13th birthday saying "now little Mikey will love his mommy forever and no other thieving women can take MY Mikey away from me"
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Mike shuddered he did NOT want to relive that moment. A voice brought him out of his thoughts " so" a seductive voice said as smooth as velvet. Mike flushed and felt something stirring that he hasn't felt in 8 years. "I summoned you little Mikey and upgraded you just a bit to have you entertain me, I'm sure you'll enjoy it though" the voice was a absolutely mind blowing beauty, mike was stunned and he blurted out "where'd the monkey go?" The bombshell laughter tinkled " you are so funny Mikey " the she panther said as she stalked towards poor Mikey. " I'm God" she said in a velvet whisper "and you're my new toy" she pushed mike and he fell through a hole in the ground, seeing clouds and a blue sky until he crashed into something soft.
Cliffhanger already, now let's feel the dark side let your anger and embrace it for I am the almighty Author