When mike looked up to see what the soft thing he fell on he heard a moan, he squeezed his hands and felt a velvet tip poke into his hand when mike finally saw what he landed on. It was an 8ft tall woman with a huge bust, the sisters were a foot tall each. And coming out of her forehead was an ivory horn and for the first time in his life mike fainted.

Mike slowly gained consciousness thinking about all that happened to him, first his yandere mother killed him, he met a flying monkey who turned into a beautiful woman who pushed him into a hole and he fell onto a woman with huge assets and mike smelled BACON!!! With his hotel job he only got bacon once a year. Mike rose from the grave of abstinence from bacon and followed the smell of ambrosia to the dining room table and on that altar sat the holy grail of all real men a steamin mountain shrine to the God of carnivores bacon. Mike turned into a beast and  devoured the  the bacon and fell Into a food coma.