"ah, what is with this headache?"

swords scraping together and the shouts of a large number of people can be heard in the distance.

"Wha? did i forget to turn the tv off last night?"

wiping away his eyes grispy looked around himself.

"hm? grass? Wait grass?!?! how did i end up outside, hahaha the guys are gonna laugh at me when i-"

grispy looked up and his face went pale, he turned around in a full sprint only to slip. crawling with all his might an arrow sunk into his lower back.

ARGH!!

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"plea-please you dont have to do this! im-im not on their side!!! hell i dont ev-even know where i am!"

another arrow hit the back of his neck...

*CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE LIFE SYSTEM*

*you have gained [pain resistance +1]*

waking in a cold sweat grispy jumped up and looked around. it was the same place he was before. rembering the man in the full suit of iron with his bow, grispy dashed in the opposite direction.

*you have gained [memory +1]*

grispy ran until his legs gave out forcing him to lay on the ground.

*congratulations to the host for gaining the common skill [running man] and the stats [agility +2][muscle strength +3]*

"who... is... talking?"

*system initiating user interface...*

*host has obtained LIFE SYSTEM, this system will give you the ability to survive although once you die you shall be sent back to start. with all your levels, skills and stats of course!*

"haha, you got.. any water too? kinda thirsty..."

*Host, i have a recommendation*

"What? Is it... to find. Water?"

*please jump off the cliff next to you. This will one, give new stats. plus will get rid of status effect [thirsty]*

"Ha ha"