SP 1: Superhero Rulebook
Intro: Superhero Rulebook is the one and the only book in the world which record the ruleset, warnings, and notes that one needs to follow to become a Superhero. The book is written and published by one of the greatest self-made superhero - the creator of Hero's association. It includes his personal experience and some valuable tips that young aspirants may found essential in the path of becoming a successful superhero.
RULES
#1 Hide your secret identity
#2 Be a mob
#3 A superhero name and costume must match its powers
#4 Every superhero needs to create his/her chest symbol
#5 Always be dramatic
#6 A Superhero cannot be a prodigy
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#7 Never trust a monster locked in an ancient temple for God knows how many years
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WARNINGS
#1 Using Public opinion to create a superhero name can end up in a disaster
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NOTES
#1 Superhero is the other name of sacrifice
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A word from the author:
Hello, my friends
If you are reading this book then you have chosen to pursue the most difficult career in the world. Stop reading it, if you want to become a superhero for money or just to save girls/guys. This career does have a lot of money and tons of girls/guys but only for those with passion.
To become superhero you need a will of platinum, a heart of silver and body of gold. These things are not available in any jewelry shop but have to be mined using your own body. From my personal experience, 80% of the aspiring heroes leave their path midway. The rest 20% who actually does the first appearance, a survey showed that 10% become comedians and only 10% start their career properly. From that 10%, 5% end up in a mental asylum, 2% get crippled or dies early, 2% spend their life below the poverty line and finally, 1% becomes rich, powerful and famous.
I don't want to blow down your hopes before you actually start training but the truth is deeply embedded in my nature. The path of becoming a superhero is really hard. I still remember the pain, the suffering and those sleepless nights.
This book will only describe the rules that I followed to become a superhero. Due to general public popular request, I will soon release another book answering the questions which young aspirants usually have.
"How to build strength secretly."
"How do you know that you are not being a prodigy."
"How to identify mobs and make friends with them"
"What are the characteristics and behavior of a villain."
"Where and Where not your secret base should be located."
and many more.
also, I have decided that I will release a series of Do it yourself books in which I will cover from basics to advance superhero key topics. The topics will be decided by a poll that UN will conduct all over the world in near future.
The few topics that I have listed are-
"The Structure and design of tech suit"
"The basic of superhero business"
"The concept behind saving a girl/guy"
"The advance quantum theory and superpowers"
"The biotech and creation of mutants"
and many more.
Many of these titles would only be available under some verification by UN but I will negotiate with them if they put pressure on some good aspiring superhero and try to break any superhero rule.
If you want any kind of help you can write me or call on hero's association helpline.
'May the superhero be with you'
your friendly neighborhood protector.